Oh user, you're just the person I wanted to see, really!

>oh user, you're just the person I wanted to see, really!
>our macbook can't plug into the tv
>you're good with computers, you spend all that time doing rice on your linecks computer, help us watch this movie
>I'll make it up to you big bro, you're the best

>you're good with computers, you spend all that time doing rice on your linecks computer, help us watch this movie
you lost it there, normie girls don't say "doing rice" or "linecks"

It'll be $20 thanks.

B-but you're my big bro
:'(

Yeah, post more of middle girl

> alright, that'll be $50, payable in blowjobs.

this

post more fagget

Why is there a chair logo in the bottom right?

post more asian qt

Are you using the HDMI port into the TV from the Macbook and using appopriate software?

>macbook
>hdmi port

Better get your usb type c mini to usb standard powered hub, then get your usb to hdmi adapter

>"Sure thing, m'lady!"
>take USB stick drive from my shelve
>plug it in her PC
>restart it and boot on the USB drive
>quickly make partitions and format them
>download and untar stage3
> emerge --update -- newuse --deep @world.
>wait for 3 hours as I explain them the 4 Software Freedoms according to Richard Stallman.
>emerge some stuff, edit the make.config
>make menuconfig and prepare a minimalist .config for her kernel
>compile the kernel
>try to seduce the Asian one for 6 hours until the kernel is done compiling.
>when they think I'm done, I still have to emerge some stuff, set up the environment and the boot loader.
>create a new user
>emerge vlc
>"M'ladies, shall we watch this movie using free as freedom softwares?"

if it's his sister, then she probably heard him say it a bunch of times

This.
And probably didn't care enough to remember it properly because she's not autistic like him.

I don't know... Maybe true for "Linux" but who say "rice" in this context IRL?
I'm autistic enough to have tried to install Linux and converting my family to free software when I was in high school but I never mentioned "ricing" when I had my arch Linux rice phase.

When did you last enter a desktop thread?

Check out /trash/, and then you'll know.

how much does one blowjob cover?

There are desktop threads on /trash/?
I haven't "been involved" with desktop threads since they have been banned from Sup Forums. I browsed /w/ and /wg/ but the mods were beings faggots so I left. Reddits unixporn is shit and nixers was too slow.
Until then my "rice" hasn't evolved and I left arch for gentoo.

>disgusting used up 3dpd
i would tell them to fuck off

about 3.50

...

There is not a single desktop in the thread...

Left one looks like she gives mad blowjobs

>implying I won't install a keylogger and remote admin tool on her laptop

Exactly.

That's the joke

>Ugh, user, why don't you install mpv with subtitle demuxer?

>I know this media player is supposed to be better buy you know what they say, old habits die hard.

lol, best answer
get rekt, whores

>iuno lets try the tv in the other room maybe the usb there works like wifi connect
>proceed to fondle and force self on middle-slut

the joke's on them, I wouldn't be at the party

>help them
>don't expect sex in return
>already have a GF I fuck regularly

It's like you people go out of your way to be as unhelpful as possible.