He covers his webcam but doesn't pour glue into the microphone

>he covers his webcam but doesn't pour glue into the microphone

I want to pour glue all over her face if you know what I mean ;;^))

>he has a webcam and microphone he can't unplug after use

notebook normies, user.

Actually, I don't. Care to elaborate?

Do you mean your semen?

Are you people idiots? You can usually unplug your webcam/mic if you take apart your laptop.. no cutting of cords or anything weird

I love the idea that someone went through all the trouble of hacking my pc/sending me malware, finally catching me at a time I am behind my pc and then just seeing me masturbate to some furry porn.

>getting a semi already

I love the idea that the NSA is going to be using their webcam backdoors to find illegal immigrants

Good luck NSA. I am on the other side of the ocean.

Good luck NSA. I fucked up the drivers on my webcam you're gonna have to fix it for free just to see me make retarded hand gestures once in a while

I can only assume that the only people that have problems with illegal immigrants are those that've been wronged by gangs and their families ( I agree with you ) and autists that are generally treated like lower than someone with the proclivity to serve someone other than their mother. Of the two, which are you?

Also, if you think the NSA is going to bother hacking computers just to get info on illegal immigrants you spend too much time on twitter and facebook.

samefag

> He does not communicate exclusively via text.

What are you user, a normie or something?

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>pour glue into the microphone
10/10 made me slightly choke.

Black Mirror: Watch 3x3

he doesn't own a business-class lapyop which allows to disable webcam and microphone in BIOS

Thinkpad best chinkpad

delicious, moar

>he thinks a software switch matters

What did you choke on?

>he doesn't rip out both