Shitdroid mobile browsers

>Most shitdroid browsers look like shit
>Google Botnet browser is the only one that is usable
>Fireshit tabs look like shit
>Opera is a chinese botnet
>Dolphin steals your information for shits and giggles

Why can't shitdroid have a good browser like Safari on iOS?

I care why

I just use the stock browser (based on chromium) that comes with Cyanogenmod and it works fine

>a good browser like Safari on iOS?
You mean this?

The stock browser in Nougat on the S7 is alright.

>google botnet only one useable
>perfectly fine Opera is worse because Chinese don't need my data murrica does

>Material design
No thanks I think I'll pass.

Still better than literal MS Paint-Fisher Price design in iOS.

That's not really saying much, though. Your buyers remorse is showing.

>projecting this hard
I'm not the one making threads to try and reassure myself that buying an iPhone wasn't the stupidest fucking decision I've made with my money all year.

Lightning

Gello (that's the name of the chromium fork you speak of) is super fucking fast, the problem is that it embed google analytics shit and does not support addons.
Firefox for android take ages to startup even on the most powerful phones but support every addons that can be installed on the desktop version.

That's horrifying

Naked Browser is pretty great.

YuBrowser is based on chromium and it has ad blocking built in.

Android is a decent OS and therefore it doesn't have browsers like shitafary on shitOS.

>he doesn't use the most intuitive mobile browsing experience available

>gender bender
Ayyy

That looks fucking terrible.

>BL
>gender bender
>light novels
>while using an iPhone

This has to be bait.

>not wanting to turn a boy who got turned into a girl into a cum guzzling cock slut

>Safari
>Good.
Hilarious.webm

Shit taste, m8

Looks far better then chrome or Firefox.

Plus the way safari is currently allows you to get a sneak peak of the page without even clicking it

Vanilla fag Pls kys

Poor fag pls

Cyanogenmod's Gello browser is the best.

>nougat
>s7
lol what

Sleipnir has gestures. Get Habit Browser if you want maximum customizability.

>touchwizz

Forgot pic.

icecat

i'm on ios and downloaded chrome because safari is shit, stop shilling

[Not OP]
So what do you guys recommend as a browser on android for optimal privacy whilst keeping user freindliness?

Mercury shits over everything

Samsung Touchwiz browser I've found to just werk for me.

>minimalistic
>adblock supported, easily unblocked for forbes and other jew sites
>saving images is easy, almost painless (this is what killed firefox for me)
>50 tabs
>decent HTML5 support

I'll never touch Chrome because 1.) tabs as separate tasks is retarded, 2.) unavoidable botnet telemetry and datamining, and 3.) Google are kikes who hate mobile add ons simply because you could use them to install adblockers

>tabs as separate tasks is retarded

Can be toggled off and if you root you can add a adblock to mobile chrome

You mean google chrome?

/thread

>Chrome (both Android and iOS) don't remember your incognito tabs after an app update
>Safari does

its incognito retard you don't want it to remember once the device has been turned off or else you'd use normal browsing

>Implying there are other categories
wa

I like the gestures that the iOS version of Chrome has. I also wish there was a way to always display the URL box in Chrome.
>when your company makes better applications for the opponent than for itself

It just shows lagdroid limitations. You would understand if you have ever tried to develop apps on Android

>You would understand if you have ever tried to develop apps on Android
I have, but it was a pretty simple app with no complicated gestures or anything. I have nothing to compare it to though, since I've never touched the iOS API or any objective/swift code.

Nope. It should remember the tabs until you end the session

does the session not end upon power down? that's like saying you shouldn't clean after you're done eating because you will eat again.

Updating the app should not end the session.

Especially since chrome gets bi weekly updates

The Nougat beta is out on the S7.
Also it's Grace UI now, not Touchwiz.

Pro, Javascript off

>Last updated in April

I use lightening, dev is a Sup Forumsentooman

>Trusting someone from Sup Forums with your data

There was a new update just a week ago...

UC Browser

Are light novels any good?

Brave Software or Link bubble

I think Brendan Eich is onto something with Brave on Android.

Can you install that without using that ROM?

Sexy, desu senpai

>system status bar icons taking up more than 50% of the status bar
What the fuck were the designers thinking?

>Wanting empty spaces when you could put useful things there

For what purpose other then >mah aesthetic

>Using the Russian botnet

More space for notification icons.

Actually had TWO updates recently.

>50 tabs

Why is the play store version outdated?

>What is fdroid

>Google Chrome browser is the only one that is usable
Then use that and stop bitching you fucking idiot!

>firefox for android supports ublock origin
What an easy choice.

the stock one I have on muh Xiaomi has an adblocker built in it

>Trusting chinks about software

Firefox

Anyone use the vpn's in the app store? Or are they just a con?

Ghostery imo.

Should I use the default MIUI Browser on my redmeme? Or install something else?

Also what of the music player. I'm wondering whether to uninstall all this shit or keep it.

Flash Resurrection Remix immediately you are probably using the infested vendor ROM your phone came with, right?
Blackplayer ex is nois.

>tfw the stock browser in Cyanogenmod is a chromium-based smooth app

feels good

DAMAGE CONTROL OVER 9000

>Caring about how the tabs look
Wew lad
Try Pale Moon for Android.

I've been using the miui browser and it's fine. Changed the music player though

This is why normies don't use this shit

>Having lead them 60 tabs open

Is it still limited to two tabs? If so, then it's still shit.

YuBrowser or Tuga Browser are both good and quite fast. YuBrowser is probably a botnet though.
Naked Browser and Lightning Browser are both non-botnet confirmed and good, but slower than the Snapdragon optimized ones.

Everything else is dogshit.

No you can have as many tabs as you want.

Orbot

iOS here, Safari is pure shit, I installed Chrome because fuck that interface.

Puffin

I use ghostery browser

>Chrome on Android restarts regularly when having 12 tabs despite having 4 gigs of ram to work with

How is this even possible to create such a bloated POS?

>google botnet is better than chinese botnet

That isn't how Chrome works. It caches pages and loads them from flash.

>senscritique

You can't be serious

No, you can't. You can open as many as you want but it won't load more than two.

rocket browser

>xD

>Mercury
>Using a browser that shows you ads on the home screen
>Using a browser that hasn't seen a single update
>That is slow as shit and wants you to pay for AdBlock

Maximum cuck

4G browser

>TugaBrowser
Nice, but unstable.

>Brave
lol

>Opera
Cool, but chinese and chrome anyway

>Chrome
BOToNETa

>UC Browser
Great all around, but botnet of the highest order

>Habit Browser
Great, customizable as fuck, but slow and clunky

>Dolphin
Sorta useful, but no: too tricky for its own good

>Safari
lol

>Puffin
Nice, plenty of features, but feels heavy and clumsy

>Naked Browser
It's a meme. Boring also.

>Lightning
It's good.

Everything else don't even matter, so the answer is:

>Firefox
Robust, add-on capable, customizable. Surfing on Android with ublock installed is a bliss. The only con is the tap position and behavior, but it's forgivable.

Nope. iOS is sexy as fuck. Shitdroid isn't usable

>sexy
>Fisher Price OS
Pick one.
It's a toy.
I'll give you the point that it's stable but still castrated. But you didn't mention that anyway.

Except iOS looks better then material design