/csg/ Chink Shit General

11.11 WILL KILL US ALL edition

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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s.aliexpress.com/ZBRjM7jA
s.aliexpress.com/JVnA3MnA
1111.aliexpress.com/en?
sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/catch_the_coupon_rule.htm
1111.aliexpress.com/en
youtube.com/watch?v=gIibCm1dYSk
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

I found some weird shit on ali but not sure if I want to post it

first for haha gay

Hello, Reddit.

how weird?

Will this make me look cute guys?

Stylish ZA Roses Floral Animal Pattern Embroidered Rivet Patch Designs Jacket Military Army Green Trendy Women Coat Outwear Tops
s.aliexpress.com/ZBRjM7jA
(from AliExpress Android)

how safe/good are these chink PSU's?

My payment hasn't been verified yet, when should I start worrying

how does one play the AliExpress game?

Great, i've got one myself too.
Very reliable brand.

Are there any good chink cameras?

The only winning move is not to play

Can I even get any (5$) Coupons without Coins?

as with most fashion it actually just depends on how good looking you are

the hot model looks like shit in it, so can you confidently say you are sexy enough to offset the horrible jacket

do you have speedtest screenshots of sharks?

What did I get?

Open up your mind and let me step inside.

This sale is dicks.

I just want some cheap earbuds. Gearbest has better deals because I have left over good goi points.

Is there any expensive tech over $200 that you can buy? I'm the only one who hasn't ordered anything today.

maybe

it takes 24 hours

Why not buy Monks like most people do?

Chinkphones, tv boxes, projectors, etc

>tfw no qt chink tomboy gf
Why even live, lads

good projector

Chink anthrax

Mi Pad 2, Xiaomi laptops, Xiaomi Wifi Air Purifier, Xiaomi Yi 4K

I like you lad, please keep contributing to /csg/

Chink dragon dildo

>tfw just intelligent enough to buy chink shit.

im this skinny irl and it is NOT fun

They're five, I can get pistons shipped for 3.

I might be wrong but pistons are probably better than monks.

You can get ATEs for 5 bux from the KZ store.

Redmi Note 3 or Note 4 for normie dad usage (social media, photos)?
Does Mediakek/Snapdragon make much of a difference?

Xiaomi laptop, xiaomi bicycle

How much are they?

wtf she looks like you could accidentally break her

For your normie dad take the note 4, looks better.

Xiaomi Yi M1!

Sup Forums hates mediacuck cuz they cant flash roms or root it, but if you get the phone for a normie who doesn't give a shit, might aswell take the cheaper one

i like you too

Its a figure. Bought it a little early just to be sure it doesn't arrive after Christmas, but shipping time was only about 6 days. $40, no shipping costs.

>3DPDs

I'd break her if you know what I'm saying

Should I get ATR or ATEs?

We really need a /csg/ afterparty thread in four weeks time to share our experiences of all the wonderful Chinese goods we bought today.

Probably fake pistons

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The Note 4 it is then, thanks guys.

Is it official or fake?

SOON

More pics I'm curious

anyone ever hear or know if the deathadders on ali express are useable? i dont care if theyre counterfeit but if the sensor is good and it doesnt break within a month (like razre products do anyway)

Its larger than I thought. Even though it's reaper they put."real name: Lena Oxton" on the package.

Very very probably fake, but the detail seems good. I can't take pictures of detail yet, it's intended as a gift.

thank you. i kept missing out on the next games and only played once. got $5 and $8 off coupons 4-5 hrs ago.

Usable and not even counterfeit, they're the real deal

fuck, i didn't get any dudes

Me neither

I want to fall for the shark meme
but I dont need any more SD cards...

> people buy stand alone mp3 players instead of using their phone

top fuckin kek

Why does no one talk about the non-shark mixzas? They're cheaper and have equal performance
s.aliexpress.com/JVnA3MnA

ATEs for sure. Consider getting two.

That was easy round for me, too bad I already accidentally sent my aliexpress order so $5 loss for me.

i just log into aliexpress, and i cant play..

the 20$ ones are? i broke mine by raging over router lag so i need to replace it

i could just try to stick the sensor into the chassis from the counterefeit one even if it is shit but id prefer not to do that

how do u kmnow theyre not counterfeits? have you or someone you know bought them?

Here are me and my mom's chink shit.
Thanks for Gamesir G3w and anti dust plug cover suggestions.

>tfw no qt chinese trap gf

MY SUFFERING IS GREATER THAN YOURS

but they don't have a cool shark on them

WHERE'S THE FUCKING COUPON HUNT, I'M NOT GETTING THE NOTIFICATION

I just fell for it again and I'm not even using the first shark I bought

About to pull the trigger on the Le max 2
>2k meme screen
>Tiny Shit 3100mAh battery
>No sd slot
>Meme IR blaster

Can anyone recommend any better alternative with SD820 and 5.5 or higher screen for ~220 yuros?

oh, you have to leave the page up

i just leave this one open or the next link
1111.aliexpress.com/en?

sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/catch_the_coupon_rule.htm

Ah you know what, I just noticed the package has been opened and resealed with a piece of regular sticky tape so i'm just gonna open it and take pics of the figure itself. tomorrow though I'm not at home ATM.

(I have large hands, the figure is pretty big)

Are Ed12s worth it? I'm willing to spend it if they are.

1111.aliexpress.com/en or front page of botnet app.

>IR blaster
What for, user?

leave it open before the event starts

I was lining up the meh/cons so I have the same question

They have been regularly memed here and an user posted an explanation on why they're so cheap - they were sold in bulk without retail packaging to internet cafes in Asia. Give em a try

Haven't tested them personally, my gf bought me a Steelseries Rival so I'm stuck with it until it breaks

soft non calloused hands

user pls

ur gf trolled you the rival is such a piece of shit

maybe ill try it out

Chinked yet again

youtube.com/watch?v=gIibCm1dYSk

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he looks like an alien from gantz

ear/headphones

> waiting for 32 items
> just bought another 30 things at Aliexpress just today, and I'm not even done shopping

Fun fact; those focus rings are just for show and don't actually do anything, let alone move.

I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ANYTHING IN 3 DAYS, NOTHING INTERESTING ON THE WEBSITE.

WHAT DO I BUY?

Dear /csg/, recommend me shit to buy, i want some micro sds, usb lights and bt speakers.

Also some earphones/headphones.

Thanks.

Jack Ma-ah! Saviour of the universe
Jack Ma-ah! He'll chink everyone of us
Jack Ma-ah! He's a miracle
Jack Ma-ah! King of the impossible

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looking for a webcam that can do 1080p@60fps

any suggestions?

Chinese design at best.

Le Pro 3.

I recommend you read the wiki

piston basic/youth edition? they're are garbage, monks are better

come say that to my face mate

my faggot cat destroyed my earphones. What is the /csg/ approved earphones right now? I don't need anything too special. Max 10$

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VE monks.