/csg/ Chink Shit Genera

11.11 Sale is almost over in a few hours, get your cheap memes now!

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
Too much to write about across two threads happening at the same time, will add news on the next one!

>Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Mini-2000-Lumens-Bright-CREE-Q5-LED-Adjustable-Zoom-Focus-Flashlight-Torch-Lamp-Light/32650216356.html
aliexpress.com/item/High-quality-Orthotic-Arch-Support-Shoe-Pad-Sport-Running-Active-carbon-fiber-remove-odors-Insoles-Insert/2044209934.html
aliexpress.com/item/steelseries-mouse-pad-High-end-pad-to-mouse-notbook-computer-mousepad-qck-gaming-padmouse-gamer-to/32602908558.html
businesswire.com/news/home/20161111005797/en/Alibaba-Group-Generated-RMB-120.7-Billion-USD
aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-New-Over-Door-Hook-Stainless-Kitchen-Cabinet-Clothes-Hanger-Organizer-Holder-1-piece/32441965371
source.android.com/security/bulletin/
aliexpress.com/item/2Pcs-Set-Stainless-Steel-Self-Home-Kitchen-Wall-Door-Holder-Hook-Hanger-Hanging-Coat-Hooks-Free/32653012067.html
aliexpress.com/item/Japan-Style-Silicone-Tenga-Egg-Masturbator-Egg-Sex-Toys-for-Men-Male-Masturbatory-Cup-Sex-Pocket/32714477503.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=29d9115a-330d-4956-ad11-e34890e423f7
cashbackholic.com/cashback-rebates-aliexpress.com.html
aliexpress.com/item/Random-Sent-Free-shipping2014-special-offer-sale-Sex-6-Euros-7pcs-lot-different-design-sexy-silver/32537533643.html
chnprice.com/
aliexpress.com/item/Fake-Blood-Manmade-Nail-Through-Finger-With-Bandage-April-Fool-Trick-Prop-Scary-Toy-ES88-HB88/32217416518.html
aliexpress.com/item/Minitudou-Red-Alert-3-795PCS-Kirov-Airship-Small-Particles-Assembled-Building-Blocks-Toy-Plastic-Ship-Model/32699599129.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10511_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=bd0336be-fed4-4006-8332-325318199f9e
aliexpress.com/item/Newest-3D-Tickling-kiss-sex-male-foot-feet-fetish-sculpture-model-foot-jobs-outdoor-feet-sex/32726362493.html
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What is the most you guys have ever been chinked?

I have a Piston 3, been using it for well over a year but it's starting to break - the volume controls don't work, the sleeve is tearing, etc. (been using it daily, in the gym, while running, raining, etc. so it's only natural I guess.)
Is the Piston V4 good?
Old thread maxed out.

What's a good TV box that can decode H265 and what not? What's a good VR headset for a phone?

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Yes they're listed as Piston Hybrid V4. So I guess I'm buying both their IEM and powerbank. Their powerbanks are good right? I really loved the Piston 3.

"11.11 was a mistake" - Jack Ma.

tfw get coupon on the VERY LAST game after failing twice with my ham hands

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Where do I find that game everybody is talking about

aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Mini-2000-Lumens-Bright-CREE-Q5-LED-Adjustable-Zoom-Focus-Flashlight-Torch-Lamp-Light/32650216356.html

IS THIS A GOOD FLASHLIGHT OR NO?
I ONLY HAVE 3 BUCKS I NEED A NEW KEYBOARD TOO

do foam sole inserts makes jogging more comfortable?

aliexpress.com/item/High-quality-Orthotic-Arch-Support-Shoe-Pad-Sport-Running-Active-carbon-fiber-remove-odors-Insoles-Insert/2044209934.html

No

Any really thick mouse-pad? Like 1 cm thick.

How to view Aliexpress past prices??

just read on news alibaba made 1.4Billion in sales in 7 minutes after countdown 11.11

Question to my fellow /csg/ers who happen to have the AULA F2012 mechanical keyboard:

How does it behave with fast double/quick tapping?

I'm looking to buy that keyboard but i also happen to play Stepmania when bored.

>no news
kys

You'll be comfier if you just dish out for a proper pair of shoes

aliexpress.com/item/steelseries-mouse-pad-High-end-pad-to-mouse-notbook-computer-mousepad-qck-gaming-padmouse-gamer-to/32602908558.html

Here's a 6mm (0.6cm) one.

Thickest I can find.

Why do you need one so big?

I don't trust you one bit Mr. Skeleton

Alibaba Group Generated RMB 120.7 Billion (USD 17.8 Billion) of GMV on 2016 11.11 Global Shopping Festival
businesswire.com/news/home/20161111005797/en/Alibaba-Group-Generated-RMB-120.7-Billion-USD

Fuck off skelly

As a skeleton, you can trust me when I say that being dead is great.

Xiaomi Mi TV 4k HDR

a single item out of all of my purchases never showed up, ~$2,

hang shit off your doors user
aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-New-Over-Door-Hook-Stainless-Kitchen-Cabinet-Clothes-Hanger-Organizer-Holder-1-piece/32441965371

What ROM can I install that isn't complete shit on my new Xiaomi Redmi Note 3?

>Official Xiaomi ROM is bloated with chink botnets to the brim
XDA ROMs are one of the following
> 1) 1337 app bloated pieces of shit
> 2) The vast majority of Android 6.0.1 ROMs have October security patch level at best
> 3) The newer 7.0+ ROMs don't have a working camera, or similar problems

What the fuck? am I expecting too much from a chinkphone?

how

how do aliexpress even make money? i mean the prices are so cheap that i cant see having any commissions for the sellers like ebay does.

nice

CM13, officially supported by Cyanogen

Thanks.
It's just really nice, had one which was ~1cm but got old and torn

Cyanogenmod 14.

>The newer 7.0+ ROMs don't have a working camera
I find this a plus though, i'll gladly buy a smartphone without camera if that means better hardware/battery.

to an extent, yes

>get used to sending chinky simple english messages to sellers
>get a reply with perfect english and feel stupid about it

Is Alibaba publically traded? Can I buy stock?

Page not found.

If you're an Aussie, signup for cashrewards and get 11% back.

Pic related

Give him 1 star

How dare he in current year, what would Trump say?

yes, BABA

Unfortunately, all of the CM13 ROMs I have tried fit the problem description in 2).

All of the ROMs I tried had at best, the October security patch.

I'm worried about getting rekt since there are quite a few unpatched remote execution exploits out there

source.android.com/security/bulletin/

Have a look on Taobao and you'll see the same things even cheaper. Ali certainly does take a cut from sellers. Makes you realize how many pointless middlemen between you and your shit when you buy from a Western retailer.

what if im canadian
i meant to post this aliexpress.com/item/2Pcs-Set-Stainless-Steel-Self-Home-Kitchen-Wall-Door-Holder-Hook-Hanger-Hanging-Coat-Hooks-Free/32653012067.html

Seems like a good deal to me, Walgreens sells them for like $35

aliexpress.com/item/Japan-Style-Silicone-Tenga-Egg-Masturbator-Egg-Sex-Toys-for-Men-Male-Masturbatory-Cup-Sex-Pocket/32714477503.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=29d9115a-330d-4956-ad11-e34890e423f7

what are some good, cheap usb sticks?

you basically give all your fucking information to them, from cc details to ali log in, everything. just so you can save 50cents you fucking nigger.

The post was for everyone in general, sorry.

But I suppose one of these sites would work cashbackholic.com/cashback-rebates-aliexpress.com.html

>The man behind the world's biggest IPO ever wants a do-over. Jack Ma wishes that Alibaba never went public.

>just so you can save 50cents
where do you think you are?

i remember this

I don't recognize this kind of coin
aliexpress.com/item/Random-Sent-Free-shipping2014-special-offer-sale-Sex-6-Euros-7pcs-lot-different-design-sexy-silver/32537533643.html

Some anons here have spent over $300

Why wouldn't you want $33 back?

Don't give a fuck, I'm using chrome right now as well.

Anyone know how to search for Senfer UEs on Aliexpress?

I get almost no results if I search for "Senfer".

Anyone have a link to that website where you can check if prices have been raised for this "sale"?

Enjoy your penis cancer

That's the EU's new 1 Euro coin to commemorate Trump and his relationship with them

chnprice.com/

chnprice.com/

They're eggs, you're supposed to boil them in hot water

not bad for 50 cents
aliexpress.com/item/Fake-Blood-Manmade-Nail-Through-Finger-With-Bandage-April-Fool-Trick-Prop-Scary-Toy-ES88-HB88/32217416518.html

lmao

They also own the payment system (Alipay). Cutting out the middleman is a big part of it

HARD BOILED

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i can do this for even cheaper and more authentic

>tfw when it hasnt registered my payment

Well Sup Forums?

get it

Check your email.

I always add to cart then make sure to go back to the site.

>prices so cheap
lol, they pay the workers $2 an our, and the so called $10 item you bough is really about $2-$3 in total cost.

how much

[GRINDER INTENSIFIES]

I haven't gotten anything on 11/11. I keep not finding justifiable reasons to get certain things over saving my money.

Nothing I need is unimportant enough to fill it with chinkshit right now.

Kirov Reporing

link me

nope nothing

oh well i only spent $78 USD

still thats like $12 aud cashback

It looks like a chip bag but it's a bag bag

Brilliant

This thread's days are numbered.

huevos prro :v

Just get the orange pi pc.
$15 and can do h264/h265 at 4k30fps.

Quick-tapping seems OK. I've used it for about 1~2 months, though, and occasionally I do get a key-press drop while typing. Seems to be happening more and more often, too, which is kinda disappointing.

Also Ctrl+Shift+Tab doesn't work.

Most of the stuff I actually wanted actually went up in price so only got a few under-$1 items

I thought that shit had n-key rollover

no. because selling your personal information for pennies - 99% of his purchases are pennies. and 33 is a 1-2 hours wage at most. i would rather do overtime for 30 minutes than give my personal info to some dodgy 3rd party "rewards" shill. sounds like those fucking day time tv infomercials or ponzi scheme they use to con retards. like pay day loan level of scum.

probably world's best onahole

No, that'd be puniana DX

Xiaomi.eu ROM
Global ROM
CM

Even chinks don't buy Xiaomeme anymore.

Thanks

$37

Hey. Does anyone have any suggestions on a VR headset for a 7 inch tablet?

I can't seem to find any larger than 6.6 inches

aliexpress.com/item/Minitudou-Red-Alert-3-795PCS-Kirov-Airship-Small-Particles-Assembled-Building-Blocks-Toy-Plastic-Ship-Model/32699599129.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_10511_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=bd0336be-fed4-4006-8332-325318199f9e

Doesn't seem that way. I also got chinked since I thought I was getting the backlit version, but they sent the wrong one, so the first part of the webm is "proving" it didn't work.

>implying that my $2 standalone mp3 player was built in an hour by a semiliterate chinese slave worker instead of being lovingly hand crafted and the dacs individually tuned by fine artisans

as a foot guy, this pleases me greatly
>tfw 100$ for one foot
aliexpress.com/item/Newest-3D-Tickling-kiss-sex-male-foot-feet-fetish-sculpture-model-foot-jobs-outdoor-feet-sex/32726362493.html

chubby fingers

$37

thats a bit steep

How long was the delivery?

My man!

doing god's work senpai.

so its a potato chip bag themed bag holder?

It could be if you wanted