>see an old co-worker I haven't seen in a long time >after a while he starts complaining about something broken in his Gentoo installation >I ask him wtf is he talking about >he mentions some dependencies, I'm not really following (too boring) >proceed to ask him why he even bothers with Gentoo >long-winded response he talks about UNIX and BSD and how good the Linux infrastructure is
then suddenly he says
>"Linux/Unix is amazing, I just wish there was... something like a unified GUI for it , basically the power of Linux with the user friendliness and GUI of windows..."
Then I look at him and say: but there is :)
>He says what?
I turn around my laptop and show him my OS X.
It's certified Unix with the most beautiful GUI.
He is floored, like, totally shocked. He sits down, his face is pale.
He realizes that what he hated his all life, was the same thing he was looking for .... a perfect Unix with a user friendly, beautiful GUI.
He was enlightened...
I just received an E-mail from him now that he ordered a MacBook Pro since.
good job OP. Redpill one person at a time and over time it will be worth it. GNU/Linux/globalism is ruining everything and we must fight against it
Anthony Myers
sounds like a massive fag like you.
good job.
enjoy that shitty ui and those faggy shadows and retarded animations you can't disable. Also enjoy that lack of focus-follows-mouse and all sorts of other basic window management shit that even wangblows does.
Hell it doesn't even have select-paste, so "UNIX" though.
Amethyst is the only way it becomes even remotely useful and even then it can only do so much.
Kevin Morales
dunno why people dont recognize the raw power of mac. Stable af dat linux compatibility the looks has everything between facebook shitposter & heavy programming / pentester
note im talking about max os not, the hardware
Thomas Turner
>Hell it doesn't even have select-paste It does, but doesn't function in Finder.
Matthew Clark
>something like a unified GUI for it , basically the power of Linux with the user friendliness and GUI of windows... ...so literally Bash on Windows?
Grayson Rivera
nice roleplay op, but you have to go to /tg/ for that.
i got bored of elementary after uninstalling the dock twice, and never got it to function or show properly
Ryan Watson
>mac >redpill
Jordan Martin
>lack of focus-follows-mouse wat os x does that 10x better than either ganoo or windows
Nolan Diaz
desu I much prefer developing software on Windows. That's besides the greater amount of software as well.
Asher Gonzalez
Always hated Apple without give it a chance because of the proprietary meme. Got a Macbook as a graduation gift and never looked back. It's Unix like you said so you can still do whatever the fuck you want to it
Brandon Williams
Yes he's an expert on the cyber. I like Trump because he's anti-establishment but he obviously doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about when it comes to that
Gabriel Gutierrez
I hope you aren't trolling
Jose Cox
...
Jack Miller
toddlerOS was never UNIX and never will be
Julian Carter
XNU's Not Unix
Christopher Russell
I lost my self help.
Angel Miller
>>source:my imagination.
Andrew Phillips
Mac os x is fucking kick ass, if you disagree you're a gurenteeed fgit. Macs are shit though
Anthony Rodriguez
Jobs was a meme and created meme products for meme spouting generation of ass bandits.
I will never use an Apple product even if given free. Fuck this stupid asshole company and their gimmicks.
Carter Clark
>incoherent neckbeard gibberish That image is proof as to why OS X is the best operating system. You don't have to be a fat basement dweller to be able to use it.
Jack Anderson
>t. mactoddler
Sebastian Wood
Are you retarded?
Samuel Russell
>not even Posix compliant It's fucking trash.
That "neckbeard gibberish" proves that your OS is not Posix compliant, making it a fucking meme OS like Windows. Find another loo to poo in, rajeesh. No matter how many shill replies you leave in these threads, we won't buy your shitty computers.
Carson Foster
>mactoddler >asks if someone else is retarded
Austin Jones
>we won't buy your shitty computers That's because you can't buy them, you poorfag loser.
Zachary Walker
things that never happened: the post
Julian Bell
I own an X1 Carbon with far superior hardware and an OS which is Posix compliant. Grip the shaft and suck, you stupid curry nigger.
Dylan King
How will mactoddlers ever recover?
Samuel Miller
>I own an X1 Carbon So it's worth about half of my 15" rMBP
poorfag
Michael Garcia
how do you rice os x, i own an os x device i just never use it because it doesn't feel comfy enough
James Robinson
It's a $1400 laptop. Being able to plug in flash drives without a dongle sounded pretty good at the time I bought it. I've also been enjoying a fingerprint reader in my laptops for about a decade now. Stay mad, pajeet.
William Richardson
>mac
Spotted the poorfag.
Jason Rodriguez
>Being able to plug in flash drives without a dongle sounded pretty good at the time I bought it My MacBook Pro can do that, does your ChinkPad have dual DisplayPort? Or a dedicated GPU? Or an SSD with read and write speeds of 1.5GB/s?
Nah, it doesn't, poorfag
Samuel Thomas
>mactoddler >bragging about specs on an overheating throttling toddler toy
Bentley James
Hello apple.
Kayden Moore
That's not the model I have, and when using the stress test in CPUz with all 8 threads clock speed flucuates between 2.9GHz and 3.2GHz.
Nice try though, poorfag.
Xavier Richardson
Stupid troll is stupid. Lots of laptops have dual display out, same with dedicated GPUs. R/W speeds of that caliber come from PCIe ssds, which are becoming more and more common.
Get rekt scrub.
Evan Barnes
>closed source >do what you want Apple is one of the biggest enslaver of humanity.
Connor Myers
okm8
Carson Scott
>Lots of laptops have dual display out, same with dedicated GPUs. R/W speeds of that caliber come from PCIe ssds, which are becoming more and more common. Your ChinkPad doesn't have any of those features though, does it?
Jayden Wright
>dual DisplayPort Hot garbage. >dedicated GPU Yes. >SSD with read and write speeds of 1.5GB/s Also yes.
Can you use the internet while using an external hard drive?
Nah, you can't, poorfag.
Nathaniel Stewart
You linked the wrong post Pajeet. That guy doesn't like Apple. Take more English classes.
Jackson Taylor
>Can you use the internet while using an external hard drive? Of course I can, I don't have the 2016 rMBP which is a piece of shit.
>can't use any existing TB3 devices >can't use USB and wifi at the same time >keyboard shallower than a hollywood slut >keyboard louder than a sheboon nigress >proprietary SSD >memetouch emojibar >no USB-A >no escape >soldered ram >tamper tape on battery screws
>it's 2016 and moving files around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss
APPLEL IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT
MACFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Easton Cox
I don't replace my computer every 12 months, and I will never upgrade to a MacBook that has only USB-C.
Jaxon Campbell
elaborate
Lincoln Hill
>I don't replace my computer every 12 months
Spotted the poorfag mactoddler.
James Reed
this
Nathaniel Young
I don't need to upgrade when my MacBook Pro is still faster than your ChinkPad
Connor Harris
i didn't rice os x i riced iterm2 and firefox
Kevin Ward
>I don't need to upgrade when my MacBook Pro is still faster than your ChinkPad Such throttling, much shittieness! Nice fake benchmarks.
Angel Parker
Doesn't throttle
Enjoy the Windows 10 botnet, maybe next year you'll be able to opt out of updates.
Justin Gomez
>Unification Freedom & choice is better.
Logan Morales
give him a new mac for free.
Tyler Jones
>Windows 10 botnet Lolno, I run Peppermint OS. Windows is shit. You also look like a massive retard for implying that OS X doesn't spy on you.
Hudson White
>throttlebook >fast
good joke
Eli Lewis
It doesn't, Apple won't unlock devices for the FBI because they care about their customers.
Brody Walker
Apple is for intellectuals
Angel Cook
>Apple won't unlock devices for the FBI False. You should read into that a little more. It was only recently that Apple stopped working with law enforcement. Hell, iOS didn't get user partition encryption until iOS 7. >because they care about their customers That's rich, user. See above. Adding to that, Apple has encrypted system files since iOS 2. Apple cares more about your money and keeping you in the walled garden than they do about your wellbeing.
With that picture you could convince me otherwise.
Joseph Anderson
>Hell, iOS didn't get user partition encryption until iOS 7. >iOS didn't get proper encryption until 3 years ago so still 3 years earlier than most Android devices
I don't own an iPhone anyway
Benjamin Carter
My shitty Motorola phone from 2011 running Anroid Gingerbread had limited encryption support. Apple is not new or innovative. You're just stupid.
Leo Peterson
>people are taking this obvious bait seriously
>PEOPLE ARE TAKING THIS OBVIOUS BAIT SERIOUSLY
Xavier Richardson
This is dumb. Your friend should not be using gentoo if he doesn't know shit. Most DEs on Linux are much better looking than OSX
