I don't see toilets discussed on Sup Forums very often, but there's a huge world of toilet tech out there

I don't see toilets discussed on Sup Forums very often, but there's a huge world of toilet tech out there.

Intro portal to toilet community:
youtube.com/watch?v=hFVd2Em9-cc

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flush_toilet#Shelf_style_.28Flachsp.C3.BCler.29
youtube.com/watch?v=vMV-0xZmJzM
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Why the hell do American toilets have so much water in them? Do you enjoy splattering your asses with pee water?

The only thing I have a problem with in this country is that there are no bidets

I went to europe once, and stayed at many hotels across many countries. I have to wonder why they aren't in use here. I usually shower after I shit, and that takes up more time than a bidet would.

That doesn't happen.

>go to that link
>uploader is "toiletfan1"

lmfao
actual autism at play here
that is on par with the elevator fans, or the plastic chair guy

shower after shitting? You fucking human waste!

The solution India desperately needs.

I like to rub my hand around my butthole while in the shower to get it really clean from poop.

I think that the average American sees that (and bidets) as buttplay and therefore gay or inappropriate somehow. I've never used a bidet but I really think they're a nice technology.

same

i should clarify though, the bidet that is separate from the toilet is preferable to me

If you got shit on any other part of sour body you'd wash it off with water and soap

id like to answer "what is a washcloth" alex

>putting bare hand on shitty butt

MFWID

(My Face Wrinkled in Disgust)

lol you use shit rags/

This has to be the only tech branch not infested with Pajeets.

I don't understand? Being hygienic is a bad thing?

I wonder what your house looks like

Wasting water much, user? Hope you get colitis, so we can see how 15 showers a day sound to you, mongrel.

Wow, you're really butthurt over this, more so than a usual shitposter would be

Whenever I clean myself after that, I do so very quickly. Since you're so angry over it though, I take it you're not white then?
Only a non-white would be concerned about that.

Enjoy your e-coli, rajesh

you don't shower every day?

>mongrel

aboriginal australian detected
(aboriginal because only a nigger can't afford water)

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>he doesn't use hand for backside, and a cloth for everything else

lol
you would be rubbing your entire body down the same cloth you use in your ass

Normal people shit once daily.
That means showering once daily if you shower after you shit.

So you either shit more than once daily which means you're shitting semi liquids or spend multiple days without a shower regularly to think that he's wasting water. Maybe even both.

>tfw installed a handheld bidet years ago
>use carbolic soap to wash (after wiping, obviously) after every shit
Being hygienic feels good. I simply don't understand how people think wiping is enough.

Electric shitters..... whatever next?

Wonderful!
Electric Toilets!
Great idea, humans!

EMP = No more shitting!

I sense an easier way to destroy the puny humans approaching...

normal amerifat unhealthy diets, sure

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underrated

this is one of those posts where I hope to god I'm being trolled

Wet wipes master race

you are.

you aren't.

>some people just want to watch the world burn

>EMP = No more shitting!

EMPtards are boring. If EMP happens, shit in the street. Until then, no need to shit primitively.

#MAGA

My toilet has this interesting design I've never seen in other places
The poop lands in this holder with very shallow water such that it won't splash my bottom

What is this formally called?

It's a German thing. A poop viewer or some shit

I lived in Germany for two years and they were everywhere. Something about some intestinal worm that was very infectious during the 70's that was going around. You were suppose to inspect your shit for worms before you flushed it down.

Shelf style or Flachspüler ("shallow flush") toilet.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flush_toilet#Shelf_style_.28Flachsp.C3.BCler.29

>Normal people shit once daily.

You need more fiber.

interesting, thank you

>15 showers a day
if you shit 15 times a day you desperately need to go see a doctor

kek

Umm, you know that water doesn't get "wasted" right? They recycle it and put it so you can use it again.

Spoiler: the water you drank today was someone's shit and piss the other day.

>the water you drank today was someone's shit and piss the other day
Not everyone lives in a place as shitty as you do.

America

nice, don't see toiletfan1 posted around a lot. you should check out jhenry as well.
youtube.com/watch?v=vMV-0xZmJzM

>People here who shit multiple times a day

What the actual fuck?

1) How fat are you and what tummy irritating laxative-enriched foods are you eating that make you shit so frequently?
2) How much do you eat daily?

I mean seriously, stereotypes aside, Sup Forums isn't full of revoltingly overweight neckbeards with terrible diets?

>>the water you drank today was someone's shit and piss the other day
>Not everyone lives in a place as shitty as you do.

Where do you think water goes when it evaporates? Where do you imagine rain comes from?

The water you drank this month might have been in Hillary Clinton's bladder a month before that.

Must be all the people whose diets demand 2 or more liters of soda or beer everyday

I'm not a shart-in-mart, mate.
The drinking water we get from here is from an underground spring.

Normal toilets!
Great idea, idiot!

EMP = Water pumps stop working = No more shitting!

lmao of course germans need a mechanism in their toilet to save their poop for later

And where does spring water come from?

C'mon user this is elementary school stuff