>2060
>government arrests you for alleged thief of government AI training datasets
>they find an encrypted 5 petabyte drive in your house
>they ask you for the password
>you deny
>they put you in an fMRI machine and get it anyway
How do we solve this Sup Forums?
You can solve it by not having 5 petabytes of child porn, sick pedo.
Replace passwords by a brain scan which verifies you're you and that you actually want to unlock the whatever.
Have micro-shrapnel implanted into your brain so that when you get put into the MRI machine it rips out of your skull permanently taking care of the "problem".
Stallman 2.3b will surely come to the rescue.
death would certainly be preferable to living in such a shithole
>2060
>Still resident of United "Free" States of the Atlantic Union
>How do we solve this Sup Forums?
Use the mental techniques to stop them from getting your password in the fMRI.
Use keys for encryption.
Yeah but what if
1. They scan your brain (you're you anyway)
2. Mess with the data so that it looks like you want to open it.
you mean physical? I guess that would work, but you had to be able to forget where they are upon getting caught. Sounds pretty hard.
Or you can physically destroy them upon getting caught. Which is somewhat easier than destroying the entire data themselves.
Build The Anarchy in 2016.
kill yourself, take your secrets to the grave
freedom or death
...physical keys for decryption? are you for real?
>physical items can't contain information
>flash drives don't exist
>How do we solve this Sup Forums?
We write the password on a small piece of paper that's been infused with a pyrophoric substance (a substance that will ignite spontaneously in air at or below 55 °C), i.e. Iron(II) sulfide. We keep this little piece of paper inside a small sealed glass vial filled with an inert gas. We keep this fragile glass vial lidged half way inside and halfway outside our ass. If we get frightened (the cyberFBI raids our neon-lit moist, futuristic basement hideout), we simply clench our sphincter and the vial breaks, and the piece of paper instantly ignites and vaporizes inside/outside our ass.
lodged*
>the year is 2060
>to be buttblasted means to have successfully evaded a cFBI raid
>newfags who haven't been doing kegels can't buttblast
What a time to be operational.
kek
Encrypt brain
that´s simple
require you to think about a specific situation and mentally envision all the details based on an always changing algorithm which requires the situation to change every time you want to access it
I don't think that they will fuck with an fMRI. They just ask the botnet about your password, and the botnet gives them a sort list based on your 50 year long mental proflie.
that's a valid point desu.