>News: • user poses a $12 book of chinkphones to rival Apple's $300 book • Good guide to chink USB microphones, cheap USB sound cards and phantom powerless microphones • user gets Anker micro USB cable, sent from warehouse in the UK • user runs into his very first chinky lie about a chinky mech keyboard using Cherry switches • user asks what to buy his dad for Christmas doesn't seem to know any of his own dad's interests • user keeping an eye on his Xiaomi pen in case it bursts into flames • user takes to complaining on /csg/ instead of asking Gearbest why his smartband hasn't shown up for 2 months • user wants chink shit to help when potentially becoming homeless soon • user reviews cheap chinky flashlight, works well despite poorly centred LED • user gets chinky Nokia 3310 • user's Chuwi tablet dies after only 8 months of use • user's $1 USB cable has such exact tracking it can be seen on Flight tracker • Vertical mouse turns up, apparently comfy to use • Jack Ma autographed photograph shows up on Ali, possibly authentic, most likely not • user gets chinky amplifier North Korea shirt and Moon Map poster • user gets film capacitors and locking buttons for his various projects • /csg/ reviews returns with a new video review, this time looking at a spider wrap unlocker for thieving electronics from retail shops youtube.com/watch?v=8Ch00ombcCU >Previous Thread
YouTube fags have embedded themselves and they're all terrible.
Carter Parker
Buy a Ganzo G753. You and I both know that I'm not after an "emotional connection".
Connor Young
s.aliexpress.com/e2qqMrmQ Should I cop this or just keep looking for a fake DW? The only problem I have with this watch is the "sinobi" text printed on it is ugly as fuck
Jacob Phillips
You are buying it out of novelty most likely but there are people out there that may want it for or need exposure to such a doll. Giving you ideas to whom you can donate it too once you decide it takes up too much space.
Justin Williams
dude all the sellers i messaged who had blank/weird logo on their DW design watches sent me pictures showing me it was really DW
they just photoshop that shit so they dont get taken off straight away
don't ask them 'yo bro is this a fake DW kek' - juts ask them 'can you show me the logo on the real watch' or 'which logo is on this watch?'
be smart
Austin Jenkins
I doubt I could drop it off at a nursing college when I'm done with it.
Adrian Richardson
for what purpose
Christopher Sanders
Thanks, didn't know that.
Mason Brown
Memes, mostly.
I could also put tomato sauce into it and throw it out of a moving vehicle. It'd really stop Tailgaters in a hurry.
Worth a shot you may even try to sell it on craigslist and I bet someone would def buy it.
Brayden Edwards
?!? Did you not have a childhood user?
Christian Peterson
>no xiaomi dildos so I can pleasure my boy ass without getting premium Chinese grade cancer from BPA rich plastic and also save money Why live
Henry Foster
Leten is a decent brand, but stay away from their piston dick blender.
Ian Long
Rubber cement should fix any tearing, right?
Julian Jones
Depends on the material but if its silicon there is specialty adhesives that can do it a lot better. Rubber cement depending on materials can melt it.
Jackson Gray
Thanks, good to know.
Are their any realistic sheep sex dolls? My cousin is flying in from NZ and I want to be accommodating.
Gabriel White
check out chinkland goods homie
Jeremiah King
But for serious thought - how the fuck do chinks get away with this?
Nathan Thomas
inb4 jack ma spam
Josiah Diaz
So, the TOMO power banks that you put your own 18650 cells into, can they fit protected cells or do I need to strip these or order unprotected ones? The GearBest page has conflicting information in the answers section.
If this only works with unprotected batteries, is it easy to strip protection off one, or is there a similar power bank "kit" that has extra room to fit the protected versions, or what direction should I go from there? Already have protected 18650s, haven't ordered the power bank kit yet.
Top of soda bottle + sturdy balloon. Not even worth buying for 2 dollaroos.
Jeremiah Price
That was English. If you don't understand the question, you probably don't have the answer.
Cooper Smith
i want to marry a girl like janey zina looks constipated
Kevin Gomez
>dana you take home to meet mother
>karen you tell her to meet you in the burgerking bathroom
Daniel Powell
im going to meet you in the burger king bathroom to kick your bitch ass, nigga. karen is pure, you hear me?
Liam Wright
>Tfw mods purged my baby analogue posts. No fun allowed.
Blake Parker
Found some useful information at last - apparently the TOMO powerbanks fit 18650 cells of about 69mm long, max, out of the box (found example case of someone using a 68.9mm long Trustfire cell in them), and the protected NCR18650Bs I have are just about 70mm long. Worst case scenario, I'll find a way to make'em fit.
Levi Turner
>666 nice knowing you i-i-i mean good luck
Elijah Nelson
For those who asked
The seller name is COOYE 3C store. Just ask for the costomized products
John Collins
Where to buy Mixza Micro SD?
Angel Rogers
I rather get Legit Seagulls/Perpetuals/Beijings/Hangzhous than Bootleg bullshit that prolly won't even last a week.
>Perpetual Fuck I want a Regulator so much, but I can never snipe it before orders close.
Levi Sullivan
Any decent bone conduction headsets?
Logan Brooks
i picked up a Y - START JIN02.
the reviews look decent enough (you can search them on youtube, look for JIAHENG).
i also want to pick up a few ganzos. a titanium scaled zt0606 style blade is just around the corner (will likely be more expensive).
and they've been starting to mill out their liners and make lower weight blades.
Aiden Brooks
my laptop has a busted 3.5 mm jack
what should I get?
Will ~$1 USB DAC help me? Archive says that it's mono sound only, which is fucking ridicilous
Carson Turner
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Jace Wilson
if you go to local sex shops, a lot of them will also stock shitty low grade made in china dildoes and buttplugs.
honestly because of this, i chose to purchase an njoy pure wand. it's made of stainless steel and shaped well to hit your prostate.
it's not the best toy for a "oh yeah fuck my ass" experience, but is great for a slow build prostate massage.
Thomas Thomas
..and how did you know about all of this?
Nolan Diaz
i don't even know what that even means
Luke Hughes
I think it's safe to assume he actually tried it out after buying it instead of just keeping it in the box and putting it on the mantle as a display piece. Also, he did specify /prostate/ massage, and since women don't have those...
Parker Davis
Not at all. It's a great quadcopter. The included camera is pretty shit though and the video loses signal long before the transmitter does.
Colton Taylor
Will pic related cause a house fire? Are these Pi's knockoffs? Are these any shittier than locally purchased, imported, legit Pi's?
I don't want to pay $100 for local jewish sellers for a $20 piece of tech that chink-made anyway...
Raspberry Pi 3 Model B Board Heat Sink Power Adapter AC Power Supply.Rasp PI3 B,PI 3 B,PI 3B.1GB LPDDR2 Quad-Core WiFi s.aliexpress.com/NJ7NBzQB
Ordered the batteries to go with the parts posted yesterday. Hope I dont get chinked etc.
Brody Garcia
Been wondering the same thing - GearBest has rPi 3Bs for cheaper than any local store (even online ones), and they even have a "Chinese edition" and "English edition" that they claim don't differ, except from where they're made.
Anyone actually buy and test one of these yet?
Tyler Hall
Banana Pi's are better
Xavier Phillips
>dude all the sellers i messaged who had blank/weird logo on their DW design watches sent me pictures showing me it was really DW can you name a few? or throw a link to their store? i'm going fucking crazy here trying to find a fake DW seller on Ali
if you happen to read this, care to share a link to the seller who sent you the catalogue?
Evan Turner
2 Packages Today
Benjamin James
stupid question time: how do you get those s.aliexpress.com shortened links?
William Smith
Not that guy, but see post earlier in the thread.
Luis Collins
...
Josiah Turner
thanks user, i missed it. contacting the seller now
Jayden Flores
Mobile version, hit share and then "Copy to Clipboard".
Liam Taylor
jackpot
Jeremiah Brooks
...
Christopher Torres
Xiaomi square bluetooth speaker for $11.11 with the coupon KECHOXWB, you have to use "checkout with paypal" for the discount to work gearbest.com/speakers/pp_259606.html?wid=21
Andrew Sanchez
How much $ are they asking for it?
Wyatt Russell
If I wanted a Banana Pi, I would ask about that.
Jeremiah Edwards
any Ausfags looking for a good chinkshit TV - grab one of these while they're under $500 as they're usually around $600+
Really good quality for the price in my opinion, the image quality took me by surprise. PS4 games look great. I also like the ease of having a Youtube and Netflix button on the remote itself.
Grayson Bailey
i'm on it, will report back
Angel Wood
thanks brother
Ayden Kelly
Where can you buy Meizu Pro 7?
Thomas Flores
Bruh it's not released yet.
Daniel Harris
I don't need one, but that's so fucking tempting...
Austin Wilson
4.50€ a pop
Carson Price
WHERE
Nicholas Campbell
>no line-in input nope.nef
Anthony Baker
Nice sound, but only lasted 7 months.
What are the latest meme earbuds?
Cooper Collins
Somic V4 VJJB K4S DZAT Boarseman CX-98
Isaiah Brown
KZ ATR are a newer version of the ATE and they're cheaper too
Tyler Brown
Senfer UEs if you're white, else NiggaZircons
Nathan Bailey
Which one to get?
Isaiah Green
Are there any decent monitors I can get from ali?
Isaac Long
Remax 610Ds
Jackson Smith
i've had a couple vsonic gr06 since 2012 that are still going strong. they're also the best sounding earbuds i've ever had, by far. they were not cheap, though, around 40 euros. bought them at lendmeurears, but i think i've seen vsonics on amazon before
Caleb Phillips
Do they really come with 5 pairs of tips?
Robert Martinez
*15 pairs
Blake Roberts
Haier Benq Founder Samsung
John Young
Sorry for my absence. Just use the app and share the link
Aaron Davis
Worldwide you nigger.
Besides, it's running in the Huawei dogshit Kirin line of SOCs.
Jonathan Miller
Huawei Mate 9 gonna drop mah Beans >Inb4 Elephone
Carter Reyes
>Tfw no one cares about your chink consumerism trinkets. Kill me.
Isaac Lee
The ZST are very good and cheap for a double driver earbuds, also look there is a new color
Henry Ross
Bows don't scare people after they've survived mangos. Our emotional state upon seeing this device of yours is zen now.
