Have you masturbated today?

Have you masturbated today?

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I just finished.

I read a futa on shota doujin and came on my sheets.

Not for about a week and it'll probably be over a week before I get a day off work so my load is gonna be massive

I have been dry since the age of 19.

Which one? Musashi-dou?

I was actually asking if you've masturbated to that laptop.

I can't remember. I browse incognito when I fap.

It was about a shota dropping off a homework assignment for his friend and ended up banging his friend's sister(male).

Yes, to hardcore gay porn. I love seeing "straight" guys being taken advantage of.

I masturbat 2 ur mom u homo fug bich

ah no, when I masturbate it's usually just to the sight of my own dick and also the feelings it feels.

I masturbated while faking a random story to a woman in a private chat about how I had to fuck my auntie for money on a cam site when I was younger. They mostly believed me. And I came.

>buys a new $3000 laptop(MBP)
>babys it
>did those TSA niggers toss my laptop into that bin?
>is it damaged?
>fuck I shouldn't travel with it for now on
>leave it home
>shit I shouldn't leave it home niggers might come and steal
>sells it
>buy $150 eBay used Thinkpad
>buy cheapo SSD and adaptor $50
>I don't give a fuck its just a tool

It's actually liberating owning a $150 Thinkpad x230. Anyone else agree?

I feel a sense in superiority seeing all of the fags at my college with Macs.

Those dumb valley girls and numales wasted over a grand on a device to do simple classwork.

Is it ok if I masturbate to the thought of you masturbating in this way>

Yes, though I own a T61 and T420s. The T420s is so pristine that I baby it, and my T61 I'm using right now is neat too, but it's the cheapest of the bunch and if it breaks or gets broken, it's not too much to handle.

Paid $40 for a T61 with a 1440x900 screen and the dreaded nvidia GPU. $30 for an SSD and $20 for a battery. It's brilliant, I don't even use the T420 that much because this can do pretty much everything it can.

>I feel a sense in superiority seeing all of the fags at my college with Macs
It's merely a measure of social status that will lead them to scoring progressively better jobs despite having no real qualifications. You wouldn't understand because you're a bottom feeder.

>not knowing how to network
>implying material goods are the only way to move up in the world

Kek! I'm gonna be an international student in glorious Nippon next year and it has nothing to do with what shiny electronic I have. That's gonna be something to put on my resume that's a shit load better than owning a Mac.

Get fucked!

Can't wait until you find out how much Japs hate the gaijin.

It's time to wake up.

No

Are you so much of a shut in loser that the idea of anyone being successful sounds like fantasy?

I feel bad for you autists who don't realize that you can achieve your goals if you get off your acne covered ass and put effort into bettering your life.

Can Trump fix the beta situation in the US?

I can tell just by the way you speak. It's time to open your eyes, you're nobody.

yep

That's ok, shitposter. You don't have to believe me.

>landwhale with buttertits

shit taste at its finest

to that PR stunt that will never exist?
No thanks

yes, disgusting

I'm in love. But please, keep it out of Sup Forums.

who cares about this shit thread?

Yes. First time I have in 7 days. I am not using porn though. Just using my imagination only.

I'm going to keep it to a once a week thing for now.

>no forward/backward buttons above arrow keys

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No, I'm doing Nofap November. Also, the X62 exists.

Three times today. Might do it once more before I go to bed.

bout to do my first of the day

I like how that Thinkpad logo accentuates all the colors of the autism spectrum.

Nigger welcomes are always expired

How did you get that?

Do you know jappo language?

That keyboard best be removable,cause I like my forward,and backwards keys

Some colleges and universities have international student programs.

They're usually expensive as hell, but I managed to get connected with some higher ups at my school to learn about international scholarships and get advice from them on what they look for in an applicant.

I had a past scholarship winner coach me on making a boss essay on how I'm a great representative of America and how I'll benefit my country with the knowledge I'll bring back.

>tfw getting so much money I'll be literally getting paid to go to school in Japan

Yes, twice. Personal record is probably around 8 times.

日本語、勉強しってるか?日本語上手?
「外人は差別に敏感よなぁ」は最古の[whatever the fuck "sentence" is in Japanese, I dunno]

Nope, had sex tho

I hate the phrase 'on the spectrum' it gets me so fucking mad.

Everyone is 'on the spectrum'.

EVEN IF YOU'RE AT A 0 ON A SCALE OF 0 TO 100 YOU'RE STILL ON THE FUCKING SCALE YOU MONGS

I stopped. Combining sex with jerking off leaves my dick sore.

Ditto. So I just stopped having sex.

I'll be honest, my Jap is still shit. But my first bomb survivor class doesn't start until next year.

"Nihongo, something something nihongo skilled? Gaijin gook letters ni more gook early something."

Sentence is bun, or 文.

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Yes, to this:
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What the fug?

You'll bring anime back???

And you don't even know Japanese I may guess. What would you even study there?

0 Hz is not a frequency, it's a DC offset. Analogue to autism is left for the rreeee-er as an exercise.

Oh right.
これは例文です。"This is an example sentence."

Are you studying Japanese? Are you good at it?
"Man, gaijin are so sensitive to discrimination" is the best [my favorite is what I meant, didn't know how to say it though] sentence."

I'll make anime real!

I'm learning Jap on my own as well as with the help of Japs in my city. I'll be studying my usual classes over there as well as Japanese language and culture.

I plan on being a translator/interpreter to help with international relations and to translate doujins for freelance work.

My Jap is shit, but I know the kanas and I'm learning kanji using wanikani. There's gooks I talk to in my community that also help me with speaking practice.

>that logo
>that placement of the status indicators
>no trackpad buttons
Trash

What languages do you know other than English?

I know the McDonald's menu in Spanish. That's it.

That's pretty poor if you expect to work as a translator/interpreter.

Most people in the trade are fluent in 4 or more languages.

Personally I'm at 3, learning my 4th one.

I really suggest you get something more than japanese/english

>Own x200 and 2013 MBA
>Would want to use the x200 but don't want to look like an autist
>Also got pretty much my entire life in my MBA
These are hard times nigras

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How? I've been trying to stop since I was 13 and I've gotten to be dry for several weeks but I always go back. Tell me your secrets.

well you're most definitely on the spectrum lad

Jap is good enough. Helping with international relations is more of a dream job. A more realistic job is being a translator and ESL teacher.

I'm gonna be doing the JET program as a teacher and try to eventually get into the coordinator for international relations position.

Alright, good luck with that.

Why would you need a duplicated set of mouse buttons if you have clickpad and trackpoint buttons? THose pageswapping buttons are not really needed tho.