Alright Sup Forums im in need of a meme and hope you can help me

Alright Sup Forums im in need of a meme and hope you can help me.

I need to use a scripting language but perl and python are too mainstream.

what do i use to be obscure in this field

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lua

wait... never looked into it but is it a scripting language... like legit replacement for perl?

dunno perl is pretty much deprecated at this point

scratch

backstory is new job has lots of perl code i need to maintain so im thinking about rewriting it in a new meme language to learn something

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if you want to be obscure continue using perl

its disgusting, please noo

Just defrag your SSD

okay did it... now give scripting lang pls

>Obscure
What you want to do is be a god at the most mainstream language you can find, and use insane code like ternary operators in Python.
def minimum(a, b)
return (a, b)[a < b]

Pike
Qore
Lily
Rexx
Falcon
Wren
AngelScript
ChaiScript
Squirrel
Mond

Have fun memeing.

stop using ssd after the one i bought failed after 2 years of use. They are not really necessary

what SSD did you buy?

Go one step further: MoonScript.

Some memelisp from Github that was last updated 4 years ago.

Perl is inspired by god and you are going straight to hell for this comment. Get fucked.

Ruby

Thats the reason I always store my files that are ok for slow readwrite on the last chip, and store my most frequently accessed files on the first chip.
Sometimes I miss using a mechanical drive where I could access all files at the same speeds.

Go with Hy lisp if you really want to meme.

this looks interesting, didnt know it existed

underrated post

>That image
I needed that laugh, thanks.

Invent a new script written in Perl that takes a script written in some brainfuck variant and converts it into Python and then is run by a Python interpreter written in Lua.

Just put github.com/thegrimprogrammer/escript in your Java ebb, pajeet.