Friendly Microsoft Windows Thread

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Users of all levels are welcome to ask questions about Microsoft Windows and share their experiences.

*** Please be civil, notice the "Friendly" in every Friendly Microsoft Windows Thread. ***

Before asking for help, please check our list of resources[*].

If you would like to try out Microsoft Windows you can do one of the following:
0) Buy a device with Microsoft Windows
1) Install Microsoft Windows in a Virtual Machine.
2) Dual boot Microsoft Windows of your choice along with Mac or GNU/Linux.
3) Go balls deep and replace everything with Microsoft Windows.

* Resources:
Microsoft Developer Network
Microsoft Community
Microsoft Support

Your friendly neighborhood search engine:
Try to use a search engine like Bing.

Check the Wikis
answers.microsoft.com
support.microsoft.com

What edition should you choose?
microsoft.com/en-us/windows/compare

Learn more about Microsoft:
microsoft.com

Try Microsoft Devices:
microsoft.com/en-us/devices

Friends:
- /t/'s Games

Other urls found in this thread:

freefilesync.org/
msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/powershell/reference/5.1/microsoft.powershell.localaccounts/microsoft.powershell.localaccounts
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM_(surveillance_program)
archive.is/OBGB1
archive.is/tW6fu
archive.is/2XIvX
archive.is/qLRZx
archive.is/thsGd
archive.is/sz1nt
archive.is/g3QdQ
archive.is/ko469
archive.is/l6pmO
archive.is/zK93U
archive.is/CEvKh
archive.is/vhjwm
archive.is/2jehd
archive.is/KQsBh
archive.is/MB0Yy
gnu.org/philosophy/surveillance-vs-democracy.html
fortune.com/2016/11/28/microsoft-chat-bot-xiaoice/
microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Windows_7#Unwanted_updates
tools.google.com/dlpage/webmmf/
lmgtfy.com/?q=How can I change fonts in windows?
myredditvideos.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

How do I easily sync 2 folders in W10? I need to have my meme and music folders synced between PC and phone (also W10)

Can Win10 run winXP programs?

Any opinions on Spybot Anti-Beacon - is it really enough to stop Microsoft spying?

Any news on the surface phone? I want all my devices on one ecosystem and would rather be a cuckold to Microsoft instead of apple.

>inb4 Google

LOL if not for their memebook I'd be on board

So that leaves Microsoft because lol Ubuntu phone. I heard rumors of a surface phone, if it could just get the main apps I'd be on board in a heartbeat. Fuck this stupid ass s7 edge cancer I have right now

Yes

Should be enough.

Win7 is the best windows

How to optimize/disable Cortana, so its less botnet?

How the FUCK do you get Microsoft Edge to play .webm? It always says "invalid source" and everything I've searched seems to suggest that webm support has been worked on for 2 years, but no clear answers if it's implemented or not. Enabling experimental features in about:flags does absolutely nothing.

By installing Chrome

How does Windows 10 run on the x220? Any issues?

or Furryfox

bad, even with a ssd

Yes, I've used numerous XP programs on W10.

It helps but they still have full access to everything, and even install shit on your computer without your permission.

There is no way to stop microsoft spying on you completely.

Bad in what way? Slow, driver problems etc? I have never tried windows on my x220 except windows 10 in my VirtualBox but I might have to install Windows or double boot due to some software needs

freefilesync.org/

Syncthing user

How do I get my poo in the loo Rajesh?

This thread smells like non freedom respecting software. gross

POO

shit nvm it was just the poo i guess it smells the same

And curry

how to unbullshit win10 ?

Install gentoo

I've used Spybot Anti-beacon and you can search how to disable metro apps through a powershell script (CCleaner is also able to uninstall metro apps through GUI)

Should I be using a local account for Windows 10?

How do I get this
msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/powershell/reference/5.1/microsoft.powershell.localaccounts/microsoft.powershell.localaccounts
into powershell:
Import doesn't work.


What does webm open with without Edge. I would check that you can open without the browser or make sure you aren't opening it with notepad or something dumb

If you don't you can do a password reset without using the windows disk or other messy recovery options. The flip is a lot of likely unwanted integration. Last thing you want is a cloud sync if you need to reset your system.

uninstall it

Microsoft is part of NSA's mass surveillance program "PRISM":
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PRISM_(surveillance_program)

Microsoft informs the NSA about bugs before fixing them:
archive.is/OBGB1

Microsoft openly offeres cloud data to support PRISM:
archive.is/tW6fu

Microsoft has backdoored its disk encryption:
archive.is/2XIvX
archive.is/qLRZx

Windows snoops on the users' files, text input, voice input,
location, contacts, calendar records and web browsing history,
even after related settings are turned off:
archive.is/thsGd
archive.is/sz1nt
archive.is/g3QdQ
archive.is/ko469
archive.is/l6pmO
archive.is/zK93U

Micrcrosoft automatically downloads Windows 10 on PCs running
Windows 7 or Windows 8.1 (between 3.5GB and 6GB), even if
users have not opted-in:
archive.is/CEvKh

Windows 10 scans for illegal/pirated software:
archive.is/vhjwm
archive.is/2jehd
archive.is/KQsBh

Microsoft proudly presents surveillance statistics:
archive.is/MB0Yy

> Over 82 billion photos viewed.
> Gamers spent over 4 billion hours playing PC games.
> 44.5 billion minutes/month spent in Microsoft Edge.
> Over 2.5 billion questions asked of Cortana since launch.
> Windows 10 now active on over 200 million devices

While you may think that
"if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear"
bulk surveillance damages the very foundation of the democracy
that you believe in.
gnu.org/philosophy/surveillance-vs-democracy.html

>freshly install windows 8.1
>check for updates
>it never stops checking

what a real fucking great operating system you got there nutellanigger

so much bullshit

refute a single linked article

There's a beautiful saying about people like you: It takes three months for a scientist to objectively and scientifically disprove what a conspiracy theorist says in a minute.

>updating windows

Format hard drive

Why is chocolatey the best package manager for Windows and why doesn't anyone do a better one. It sucks.

what the fuck do you need a package manager for?

Install/update/remove programs with just a command instead of hunting websites for installers.

oh, poor you

Hey, how do I go about getting a legit copy of Windows 7 Professional?

Typical Pajeet

can i completely get rid of telemetry and spy phone home bull shit in windows 10? curious about it but i'm also rather content on 7.

Buy it.

From where?

The places I've found offer only OEM keys for $130+ or they're from places like ebay or key re-sellers who I'm not sure I trust

Winkcucks don't care about technology in general.

All they care about is the product, not the method. Product is and the method is .

Products are GPU shitstorms, speccy threads, guts threads, casing threads etc.

A typical winbabby's perception of judging a GPU is "Gaming benchmarks".

None of the gamer wincuckolds are interested in the method or process of making games. Game is not technology, programming games is.

Buying GPU is not technology and neither is discussing which build will play the latest manchild games.

Wincuckolds do not care about privacy and cryptology. They are more invested in games.

If all they care about is the ability to play games they should move to

never used to be that way, and pretty sure a majority of businesses that use windows dekstops to run their registers and scheduling software would disagree with you

>being this triggered

lol

so the answer is 'no' then.

finally someone to bring sanity to this shitty thread

Installed windows 10 on new SSD now PC wont shut down properly. How to fix?

Install Gentoo

Microsoft confirms its Chinese-language chatbot filters certain topics such as "Tiananmen Square" and "Donald Trump".
fortune.com/2016/11/28/microsoft-chat-bot-xiaoice/

These threads are so rare they are a meme

any win10 activator that doesn't require it to be run every month?

kek

Install 8.1.

It's called Linux

/thread

nice meme

What do you guys think of Tron? /r/TronScript ?

Sup Forums shit.

Any other tricks like ReadyBoost to get more performance out of your 10 year old PC?

How do I rice my desktop further lads?

What?

Formatting drive C

... So you cant then?

You're pathetic. Fuck you mods.

How can I change fonts in windows?

Can you help me here?

Go back, pedo

Put it into OneDrive folder

Thanks, but can you help me here?

How well does Ubuntu 16.04 (not 14.04) run on WSL? Are there game-breaking bugs?

Anywhere to buy cheap w10 keys? Built a gaming PC and didn't think I'd need one because I thought I could transfer it from my laptop, apparently not

softwarebilliger or sites that sell game keys like kinguin

Thanks man, didn't wanna pay like £100 that Microsoft are charging

1. Get the licence key from your laptop using something like speccy
2. Enter the key on your computer
3. If it fails to activate, run "slui.exe 4" and activate using the phone. If asked how many devices are activated using that key, choose 1.
4. ???
5. Profit

Pathetic thread. You should just kys yourself, OP.

Explain further

Yeah the key doesn't work

Does anyone have an updated list of the telemetry updates to uninstall?
I'm on W7
There was also some talk of updates intentionally slowing down W7, any news on those?

>Install
windows has intallation wizards

>Update
Most programs update themselves, I understand some people will like to micromanage their upgrades tho

>remove
what is so bad about unistalling them from the control panel?

Get an external firewall

Worked for me, must be on your end desu.

I just want to make sure before installing that is this the right tool to use when installing Windows 10 with OEM key?

microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10

Why does Spotify use that Title+Artist+Next/Previous bar next to the Volume bar* (I don't know what to call it) and WMP doesn't?
*it appears when you listen to music in spotify and change the system volume, it's an overlay and you can play/pause and next/previous in it

Yeah, would like to know as well.

I did some searching on my own.

wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Windows_7#Unwanted_updates

This is a good list, has some other tips as well.

I know the answer to this my friend!
tools.google.com/dlpage/webmmf/
install this on edge and it will start to play webms.
I know because my shitty toshiba 1gb atom tablet running win 10 can't handle chrome very well, so shitposting with edge is teh way to go

That's because you gotta install Gentoo

>There was also some talk of updates intentionally slowing down W7, any news on those?

Where did you hear that?

Help needed

lmgtfy.com/?q=How can I change fonts in windows?

Rude and none of them works. I thought this is a friendly thread

Anyone able to help me with this?

congratulations, you can tell me why my programs don't and will never work if I use your distro

impressive

Resilio bit torrent sync!

Help needed here please

I just updated from 8 to 10. Its garbage, how do i go back to Windows 8?

>Going from the worst Windows OS to the dumpster fire that is Win10
But honestly, call Microsoft tech support. They may be able to help you

If I buy Windows and the Title says "Windows (insert name) OEM Home Premium" do I get an installation key + installation disc or just the key? What is OEM specifically?