/csg/ - Chink Shit General

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, Taobao, eBay and related sites.

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aliexpress.com/item/2016-Newest-Fashion-Sports-Stereo-Wireless-Bluetooth-Stereo-Music-Phone-Call-Hands-Free-Sunglasses-Headset-High/32720417327.html
aliexpress.com/item/INMOTION-SCV-V8-smart-self-balancing-scooter-electric-one-wheel-hoverboard-skateboard-UL2272-unicycle-with-handle/32726897366.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.9lSbTa&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10065_10068_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_9979_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10099_10078_10079_10073_10097_10100_10096_10070_9173_10052_10050_10051_424-10097_10096_9979_9173,searchweb201603_8&btsid=68d51747-b195-4981-a2a6-bad74bc1e22f
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dx.com/p/xty-operator-style-earbud-microphone-set-2631
aliexpress.com/item/2-Bottles-Hezhi-fine-black-Maca-tablets-0-5g-90-tablets-Peru-raw-materials-Male-sex/32618518710.html
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aliexpress.com/store/product/50g-Hyaluronic-Acid-Whitening-Scars-Acne-Control-Soft-Powder-Mask-Powder-Free-Shipping-Hospital-Equipment/1194565_32474145746.html?spm=2114.8147860.0.0.7G8qNB

Will this help cure my acne or just burn my face off?

Burn your face off

I can recommend much sunlight, a healthy diet. Probably baking soda works better than the Chink stuff and it's not risky.

Eh, I've improved the diet, I get enough sun. I'll try baking soda. It's actually for my ass acne. I get pimples all over the cheeks and I am willing to risk putting acid in close proximity of my ballsack and butthole if it makes it go away.

How can americucks even compete?

Oh boy, the first of my Singles Day purchase came in

>literally trying to get Cancer-SARS
for what purpose

You ass probably doesn't get much sun. If you have a south facing window you can try to get some sun on your bare ass without anyone else seeing it.

What are the cutest chink glasses for a girl?

Can you read or nah? I want to burn the pimples off my ass.

Bluetooth Sunglasses is here

Enjoy your face cancer user. It was nice knowing you...

Those time travelling fugitives are fucked now.

Sup Forums told me that the next president will bring our jobs back. We are increasing our share of global exports and shit, senpai.

It's hilariously douchey

Just let me post this one without calling me Latvian

And let me guess, the sound is really shitty?

>chinese
>Sup Forums
Get out lithu.

We've seen it before and it's still 2 star at best.

Why are all my pictures twisted?

Not as bad as I thought, but yeah, pretty bad

Fuck off Lithu.

So, does it work as a bluetooth headset or something?

But dog is hard at work

Yep, headphones built into the ear frames

link?

I bet those things can deflect a vagina from at least a quarter mile. Your virginity is safe.

The chink i ordered shit from got his account deleted but the order got sent, can i just wait and then dispute it and get my money back?

aliexpress.com/item/2016-Newest-Fashion-Sports-Stereo-Wireless-Bluetooth-Stereo-Music-Phone-Call-Hands-Free-Sunglasses-Headset-High/32720417327.html

Oh you bet

Wow this fucking sucks.

even better contraceptive than google glass.

kek chinkin the chinks

woops idk how to delete this lol

I wish you'd go away. Your shit OP pictures, your attention whoring, your dumb posts designed to get (You)s and nothing else. Not even a good shitposter, just a persistent and irritating one.

How long are the shipping times to Australia?

Fuck if I know man. I ordered them exactly on 11/11 and they can in just today. You do the math

Depends. DHL can be a few days. The Chink Postal Service is much slower and is mostly a crapshoot.

Its not my oc

My Chink umbrella hat is a real pussy magnet however. It also keeps your head dry. The only problem is that it fucks up my hairstyle.

(It was one of the first things I bought on Aliexpress about 3 years ago)

It's so lopsided and cheap looking.

m-moar??????

Anybody have the monokini where the jew couple's fucking from

I am also curious.

Are there any /csg/ approved self balancing unicycles?

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There is a 100% chance it will catch on fire and kill you.

any good chink daily driver pc headsets
for a mix of music and gaymen/

read the OP, pleb

nothing on the wiki or infographic has anything on headsets

Are Xiaomi powerbanks still the best powerbanks available?

Who wants to roll the dice on some mystery pills?

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>Clinton
>everything goes to shit
lmao

btw
you can end the link after .html
you dont need to copy the entire thing

I only posted one of those, but good to know.

get any headphones you like and glue one of these dx.com/p/xty-operator-style-earbud-microphone-set-2631
on the side

>Anti-fatigue
Okay.
>Anti-radiation
???

>Algal polysaccharides, phycocyanin and allophycocyan in spirulina can prevent radiationdamage.
the chink gods have done it again

Without knowing anything about biology or chemistry or whatever the fuck, I still don't think those are real chemicals.

you have to be 18+ to post on this site

I wonder what these are made of and what they do.
aliexpress.com/item/2-Bottles-Hezhi-fine-black-Maca-tablets-0-5g-90-tablets-Peru-raw-materials-Male-sex/32618518710.html

I found some dick pills that literally claim to be an ancient chinese recipe. They will turn your dick into a rocket apparently.
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How do you get over the rational fear of chinks spying on me.

Rational because there's evidence for this

pressed protein powder?

Dude, they have to say in there it won't damage your kidney or liver. What the fuck.

Does the pope still shit in the woods?

Would you rather let the NSA do it? NSA can arrest you but the chinks can't.

im 39 sir

how have u gotten over the rational fear of western nations spying on u bb

Better buy Xiaomeme than some no-name brand that will get your barred from some flights

does this mean that they have this amount of time to process it, or does it mean it's going to take at least this amount of time?

>want to send an email about shitty soldering on a thing I bought
>oh wait whoops I didn't want to return it already, wanted to ask a question instead
>close return
>suddenly realize what I had done
don't you dare mr. chink, just accept my request
if the jews gave me a refund despite more than 60 days, you better fucking do it

More like Dubya => everything goes to shit. It's a habit of his.

The first one.

My two hugsby flashlights came in today

thats the amount of time they have

They have this amount of time to give you a tracking number, which can be fake or not, before the order is automatically closed and you refunded.

dubya, clinton, what's the difference lmao

>what's the difference

8 years.

stone cold

Any of you guys ever win those freebies off AliExpress?

Our Girl.

That's a 5/10 in chinklandia

I lol'd at their attempt to trick me into thinking it was a live feed.

Any aliexpress coupon?

i imagine her as the daughter of a happy chinese merchant.

...

As if my glasses story didn't make it into the OP

CHINKED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why is everyone in chimpcago a horrendous faggot?

no

>Why are all my pictures twisted?
EXIF data on each image tells it to take a different orientation than the native rotation for the camera. In other words, Sup Forums displays the literal image orientation, ignoring the exif data that tells just about every other program in existence what the image's ACTUAL orientation is supposed to be.

I fix it by opening each affected image in an image editor and rotating 360 degrees and saving over the old image.

bought one of those flexible phone cases but it's missing holes for the volume control buttons
what type of knife would i need to cut some holes out cleanly?

Got my chinky posters in, I like all of them, but the background for the queen poster is pretty low quality, and the godzilla one is a little dull colored. I'll probably leave like 3 stars or something so I'm not a total store ruiner.

hilary duff is pure

chink them back for all that they're worth

m-moar

Look all I know is that I live in corn husker territory in the midwest and was bored out of my mind. Go back and look more closely at "shipping method" and "payment method" because I'll be damned if I put in 15 minutes' effort and don't have Babby's First Image Edit recognized.

And you better believe I'm gonna shitpost about it all day the very moment it arrives. I'll probably even start a completely separate thread about it just to accrue as many (you)s as possible.

>text translated to mexican

QUICK
WHAT CAN I GET FOR MY WAIFU WITH 2 DOLLAH

toxic paint dildo

Rabbit tail butt plug.

I just bought a Le Max 2 from AliExpress.

What am I in for?

>godzilla
I now regret buying the poster it's even the same one

Having to carry around a USB-C to 3.5mm audio jack dongle