Richard Stallman is coming to my college tomorrow, what do?

Richard Stallman is coming to my college tomorrow, what do?
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Do pic related to him.

Ask him a question and try to trigger him hard as shit, let's brainstorm ideas, I'll start:

Mention Linux but make sure to call it just Linux not GNU + Linux

>Mention Linux but make sure to call it just Linux not GNU + Linux
I've already thought about that

>Ritchie Sterman will never enlighten your college

feelsbadman

He's going to talk about free software, as always

Interject his speech for a moment

Refer to Android as being the most popular and used Linux distro in history.

Is Android GNU?

Tell him apple is petter because its paid for

Better because its paid for*

after he's 40 minutes in, ask him to do it over in spanish.

have those cosmetic speaker grilles cut down the size of your keyboard so much you can no longer type properly, macfag?

the key board sizes are the same between that and a 13" 2014 rMBP

ask him why he thinks CDDL and BSD licenses are "evil" compared to GPL.

Tell him you're getting a new phone, and while iOS is a true posix-compliant OS, measuring by popular usage, Android Linux is the best Linux operating system ever and can help you by storing all your photos on the cloud with Google Drive. Ask him which respects your freedom the most, so you can make the most informed decision.

Keep calling it Linux (pronounce it lie-nux) even after he corrects you.
Dress as a ninja and charge at him with a sword.
Stand up and start smashing a microphone. Sit down without a word.
Bring your RFID passport and tell everybody how great it is as loudly as you can.
Pretend "free software" means free of charge and keeping asking him about it.
Ask him what his feet taste like.

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please dont hurt him

Ask him if he is the guy who made Ubuntu

B-but user, that will make him very angry

Tell him to Install Gentoo

who is she

Ask him if he uses Linux on his mac

Richard Stallman

giv him tha SUCC

Hide his Laptop and watch him freakout

i came here to post this

The speech is in Spanish m8

Who is this semen demen?

Richard Stallman

He's a semen daemon

Free as in freedom not free as in free beer! Remember: It's GNU linux. Linux is just the kernel!111

(You)

I know, I'm excited as fuck m8s

I would like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Ask him if he's ever installed Linux on a usb

Tell him you're from Sup Forums and ask him why did he call us inane. Tell him he hurt your feelings.

Richard Stallman

>cosmetic
buttmad much? who cares they're cosmetic? They still sound 10x better than any PC speakers.

Print off a load a non-free javascript and tape it over all doors and windows to keep that fat freetard out of your school.

Suck his dick and tell him he's 10x the god Linus is.

>what do?
Ask him to switch to Spanish in the middle of the lecture, because you're a stupid hue hue who can't understand English.

Why are people accusing free software of being communistic? Free software is a gateway drug to anarchism.

>Free software is a gateway drug to anarchism.
I don't think ESR would agree

>Politics in my software.

Yo también estaré ahí, en la Universidad de Alcalá.
Lo que no sé es con cuánta antelación ir, porque igual se llena y no me querría quedar sin sitio

...

Oh sheeeeit

Q-quién eres?

> Makarena makarena ja perdole la tekila, Oiiii lalo-lalo

(You)

Stallman's coming to Detroit at the end of January. Any other Michigan anons going?

>Richard Stallman is coming to my college tomorrow
Who cares, I can talk to him whenever I want. I found his house.

Un estudiante de la Politécnica de Montegancedo

Post pics like this that will get immortalized.

This was taken by an user on here when RMS visited his uni.

Ask him to sing the Free Software Song.

Call him a fat faggot

Apparently he came to my uni once, before I went there.

Goddamn, he's fast

The four freedoms has freed him from the chains of proprietary software holding him back.

gotta go faster

hell, assemble a chorus and sing it when he enters

Ask him about why open source is better, let him reply, tell him you´d rather use Windows.

Ask to join the fsf

Ask if you can add him in [any major socail network]

Wait for free autistic REEEEEEEE´ing

*social

Call it Linux/GNU, not Linux+GNU, or any other variation. Give Linux more prominence whenever you talk about free software.
Ask him if there's any nonfree software that he thinks the foss movement should try and recreate or have an equivalent of.

Record all his speech in a non-free format and upload it to youtube.

Sup Forums has spoken! You must deliver.

REEEEEEEEEEE WHO IS SHE

No.

Ok lads, I'll take some photos tomorrow, I'm not sure about the part of asking him anything though

We don't care

Richard Stallwoman

fuck off dumb normalfag

buy him a parrot

suck his gnu/penis

For what purpose?

Is his penis free as in freedom?

Buy and gift him amazom t-shirt.

DON'T buy a parrot figuring that it will be a fun surprise for me. To
acquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you. If
you don't know how to treat the parrot, it could be emotionally
scarred and spend many decades feeling frightened and unhappy. If you
buy a captured wild parrot, you will promote a cruel and devastating
practice, and the parrot will be emotionally scarred before you get it.
Meeting that sad animal is not an agreeable surprise.

No. Call it "GNU" only. And if he doesnt add "Its actually called GNU+Linux" then call him out on his double standard.

You are LITERALLY the biggest retard on this site. Her name is in the fucking picture.
Kill yourself.

> To
acquire a parrot is a major decision: it is likely to outlive you.


Wait, really?

Holy shit, they can live up to 75-90 years. I never knew this.

Just think that women has parents somwhere.

Maybe they're ded

Here's a list of all the words that trigger him.

gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.en.html

why should you care if she doesn't?

There was this pornstar that showed her parents her porn vids.

rolling for spainish the true spanish

Ask him questions about how to learn reverse engineering, the guy was a pioneer of doing it.

Take his strategies and learn to reverse phone binary app junk and you will be rich as fuck young padawan

hey i took that picture

As a Brazilian I recommend this huehuehuehue

get on your knees and beg the god of GNU to bless you

ThaGood read.

Literally autism

That being said, parrots are pretty awesome if you *can* provide for one long-term.

Sounds like a plot in porn.

I skipped his speech and slept all morning. No regrets desu.