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What kind of tech related mischief is Sup Forums up to?

I'll start

>upload malicious packages to AUR

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I shit post.

Same. i have crippling depression that is relieved when i laugh at my own senseless shit posts

>Download 128 Mb/s MP3s, re-encode to flac and upload to what.cd (RIP in piece)
>Download YIFY encodes, re-encode to an even lower bitrate, re-upload to TPB
>Download popular pirated software (photoshop, office etc), replace keygen/crack with a virus, rename the package as the latest version [WORKING CRACK], re-upload

>put backdoors in open source projects

>>Download popular pirated software (photoshop, office etc), replace keygen/crack with a virus, rename the package as the latest version [WORKING CRACK], re-upload
That is funny.

>Someone complains that keygen is a virus
>Tell them all keygens/cracks do this, just turn off your AV bro

>use team viewer to take control of my brother's computer remotely while he is using it
>start desktop destroyer
>destroy all of his desktop shortcuts and leave the game running
>he calls me a few minutes later saying he thinks he has been hacked

>re-upload to TPB
>downloading from non Trusted or VIP
>not using private trackers

I used to hack into my classmates emails and accounts and change the passwords just for fun when I was 12 or so. I feel bad about it now though.

Found that you could derive an apple order number from a ups refrence number and pull up the order page which has the customers name. So I wrote a bot to search ups for packages the same weight as a MacBook pro and asked ups customer service to confirm the shipping address. Call Apple and reroute the package to a drop and put the presign sheet on the door the day before delivery.

This method is now patched.

>I brows Sup Forums

PFChangs used to have no pin number for their gift cards they were all just one number after another. Bot mines number after number and shits out a egift card with a working bar code. So many people were trying by hand to find valid numbers that whoever ran the site must have thought they were getting ddos. They have a pin now.

Wherever I go I must shit post

i delet sistem32 from school LOL

>>Download 128 Mb/s MP3s, re-encode to flac and upload to what.cd (RIP in piece)
LOLLLLLLL

monster

you should go on hydrogenaudio and challenge ppl to a blind listening test using some links to flac and then to mp3 made off those flac and what them claim perceivable difference

but easy to check flacs for high frequencies truncated, like 16-20 KHz to teste if they are from your "mp3s"

btw, lossless audio isnt about superhuman hearing, its about preserving the quality for future re-encoding in any format to go in any kind of usage device/network/badwidth/storage limitation

>Download YIFY encodes, re-encode to an even lower bitrate, re-upload to TPB
bulshit, video quality is quite perceivable, more so if its bellow yify

>Download popular pirated software (photoshop, office etc), replace keygen/crack with a virus, rename the package as the latest version [WORKING CRACK], re-upload
i actually believe that one, who runs keygen outside VMs anyway?

binary cracks are usually only needed on security software, and pirating security software is just stupid.

...

>captcha says to select oceans
>select small creek

i install advertising blockers on my internet devices and browse websites, reading their content while stealing food from their childrens plate.

CAPTCHA hunger children

somber

I take either side in Windows vs Linux debates on Sup Forums constantly, depending on who I want to make mad or which way the thread is going

more often than not it's arguing for Windows, Sup Forums is really triggered by the fact that Linux sucks for games

I also like to change my friends and families desktop wallpaper to

Go back to >>>?r9k/ dumb virgin frogposter

>YIFY encodes
>re-encode to an even lower bitrate
is that even possible?

>Cut the credits/title screen if there is one
>1 Channel audio
>Play around with ffmpeg until the first digit of the file size is lower than the YIFY version

Normies will download the shit out of it.

Post 1 (one) link to the torrent you done that to

kek, I shill for apple on a regular basis, people here get buttblasted when there is someone stupid enough to fall for the apple meme browsing here

>in any kind of usage device/network/badwidth/storage limitation
which is still just as stupid as "muh golden ears," because as time goes on those limitations are trivialized. not a single one is going to become more limiting than it currently is.

>I created a botnet and spread it by uploading an infected version of Windows 7 loader on TPB

Within 2 days I had over a thousand computers connected.

At first I used it to steal private pics from infected PCs, but when I realized that one of them was a bit... weird... I quickly updated the bot to add a chat feature and convinced her that she was talking to an alien (me) through that application. It continued for 1.5 years, then I guess she reinstalled windows or something and my botnet was gone.

>on those limitations are trivialized.
proprietary formats that go on to be unsupported on future players wont get trivialized,

iFaggot loses love for apple, converts his library to mp3 format, since nothing playes appleformats he deletes it all, he's now sharing songs in whatsapp (to use an extreme example) that transmits it as opus.

another user grabs opus songs via social apps because he only owns a smratphone his dataplan covers social without cap, proceeds to convert them to mp3 to use in portable cheap player while practicing sports, gets rich and stupid and becomes an ifaggot, converts his mp3 collectiong to itunes... by then it s beginning to sound quite compressed...

You are everything bad in this world

>but when I realized that one of them was a bit... weird
explain more or you're lying

Nice. Going to try this :^)

jii.moe/41xbh8kmz.mkv
not sure why i wasted my time doing this just now, but here it is

I take the mouseball out of the mouse from the school computers.

>refer to GNU/Linux as Linux

create a script that flips CTRL and Win-key on my for a few seconds every few seconds on friend's gaymen pc

Why would you do this?

You're all being big meanies! Don't you want to go to Stallman-heaven? Stop it, say you're sorry or else Santa won't give you any Christmas presents!

>desktop destroyer
The one with the guns and flamethrower?

writing code to revive the GNU Hurd system for a pure GNU system so we can fuck off from Linux monstrosity, GNU Hurd design andidea is incredible it just suffers from neglegence and linux popularity

>t. Pritchard Rallman

>convinced her that she was talking to an alien
kek

>done this before
>acted as a different poster defending uploader (who was my brother)
keks were audibly emitted.

back in middle school i wrote scripts that would open an internet explorer window, then itself (so infinite ie windows). then i copied them onto about 10 computers at a time. then, i put shortcuts to the script with ie icons on the desktop. similar for other programs, usually found much later, for additional keks.

>street sign captcha is cut off
>complete it with 'ass' or 'dick' for the cut off section
always accepted, too

Connect a bluetooth mouse to his PC. Then whenever he's gaming, move the mouse slightly every few minutes.

how do you do that
are you counting on no one reading the source

lol fbi is going to knock on your door for hacking and you just proved intent by posting this

Her PC was full of spirituality links, researches on UFOs, she even had a camera filming the sky outside her window 24/7, and she was building some sort of spaceship made out of tinfoil.

I studied psychology and I come here to tell people randomly that they lost an argument or that they look bad or that they failed because people here have fragile egos and it's fun to have them sperg out (like that boipucci guy)

I do this

wow, just wow

incredible
all this and still have time for a life

None of this works..

whatcd checks bitrates.
and the users of public trackers do enough vetting on their own.

When I was in middle school/high school I broke a bunch of DVD drives by removing the rubber band for the gears.

I also stole like 12GB of RAM from the computer lab.

The most recent thing was mess around with my cousin, made a .bat that crashes your computer and converted it to a .exe that I put into a legit game folder.
He wanted to give the game a try so he downloaded the game I modified and when he launched it his PC crashed.

Nowdays I don't do anything with bad intent.

I make it so when my brother comes home for the holidays I allocate myself 65MiBs of the 85MiBs connection.

Now and again I will reset the router remotely and my parents / brother don't know that this is possible, especially if he is playing a game and talking too loudly to his friends over his microphone.

Use the IR Blaster on my phone to turn on and off the TV while in the middle of a test..

>Teacher gets mad
>Suspends entire class for a day since they cannot figure out who did it
>Happens again
>Tell my friends, they start to do it
>No longer allow phones into school because everyone was doing it and it was getting annoying

>mfw

It does work.

I uploaded a hard to find album once but the person who ripped it for me accidentally had one track an WMA format and I didn't notice. Got my ass ripped hard by the mods and almost banned.
I simply made the WMA track in to FLAC and re-uploaded it and had tons of praise for finding this album, and even collected on some bounties...
I loved what the site offered but that community was one of the worse I've ever delt with online. I fooled them more then one with 192kb MP3s to FLAC as well. They're all "golden ear" retarded.

>HEHEHE I GET ALL THE BANDWITHS FOR MY BASEMENT WHILE MY BROTHER HAS FUN WITH HIS FRIENDS

>mess with schools IT guy using MITMf
>see a bunch of traffic going to minecraft forums
>inject alert('HACKED BY IBRAHIM');
>suddenly see him updating malwarebytes

also got some nice credentials on that office network

Depending on how malicious the script. I always check it before build.

think of how many autists there are that install arch successfully and manage this solely by googling what to do.

>They're all "golden ear" retarded.
manchild cant cope that other people arent autistic about efficient use of storage and just don care about using 6x hdd space to store in lossless to be able to convert to any format in the future.

i do hope you lose contact with whoever ripped that rare gayhiphop album and after your nas is hit by a lightining killing the entire raid array, you find a 128kbps ogg converted from m3p, converted from wma, converted from itunes, converted from that flac you uploaded that was sourced as wma, and you think it was ripped via microfone by how muffled the sound is

>Building's Wi-Fi connection is used by people who hang around the pool and playground, I think it's to be used by the manager or something.
>Wireless password is 1 through 8
>10.0.0.1
>admin:admin
I'm in and was already seeding some stuff around my phone, what do?

Botnet.

you are my hero

le troll meme xD

Riddle me this, is having something that is not of perfect quality not worth anything? Is good, or great even worth nothing in the face of in the idea of perfection, even if it means getting nothing potentially?

I was trying to contribute a rare thing to a "community" that was pining for it. It may not have been perfect, I fully recognize that, but the idea of a single flaw being blown out of proportion and making something not even worth the time boggles me. Do they not actually care for the music? Are they not curious what it sounds like, what installments are played, the singing? So much drama over one track being in the wrong format. I guess I would respect if they actually DID care about quality, but the fact that the same people that were trying to get me banned approved my bounties and gave me praise after I converted that WMA to FLAC shows that they don't even care about quality and are in able to tell. Its all circle jerk at that point, no care about the art and actually listening to the fucking music.And you sound just like those spergs.