Itt stupid technology terms

itt stupid technology terms

>elearning

piracy

e-learning sounds cool

Code camps
Cyber anything

"Microsoft"

'acid washing'

webinar

battlestation

>RETINA DISPLAY
pretty much anything to do with apple gimics.

cloud

"coding"

Google as a verb

Lignux
E-cigarette

e anything

AMD

This, dongle also sounds incredibly stupid, rather fitting for complements of a fashion accessory made by homos for homos though.

>memes

Teraflops

"Computer"

Worst meme of them all

this

"Apple"

"Botnet"

And you can't prove me wrong.

"russian hackers"

computers

Computer """""science"""""

I was looking for a chance to post this.

WELL WHAT DO YOU CALL IT THEN

Apple did not come up with "dongle", retard

>dongle
pretty much this, this is the gayest sounding tech term out there.

big data

>net

>pre-op

>internet of things

They're hardly micro or soft

/thread

>deep learning
>AI
>wireless
>javascript
>java
>OOP
>FP
>mouses
>GUIs
>intellectual property
>unicode
>parallel computing
>touchscreens

>apps intead of programs

reeeeeee

>programs instead of executable codebases

"node"? Or maybe "Machine"?

>

:^)

>Web Master

>cloud
>big data (it's nearly always big PERSONAL data, even though in theory any large quantity of data is big data. or, y'know, it's used as a buzzword for things that are to big data what the marketer's penis is to a big penis.)

>code artizan

A computing machine.

>controlled demolition

This. Apple is embarrassingly cringe-worthy.

>retina display
>"""genius""" bar
>naming everything i_____

IT

Meme machine