What would you do if you had full control of Samsung's mobile division?

What would you do if you had full control of Samsung's mobile division?

retire early and fuck bitches

Copy all of apples designs, except shittier and more plastic.

>Ditch Touchwiz as soon as ucking possible.
>Move to stock Android and prose to give users the latest version as fast as Pixels/Nexus
>Hire a "Well Know" Camera brand like Hassleblad, Leica, Cannon, Nikon, etc... to put their tramp stamp on any new flagship cammers.
>Rename the Note series to the Galaxy Pro series to distance it from the note 7 debacle
>Make it official that all Lapis and Pearl fags should be hunted down and shot on site.

Shut it down.

5.1inch screen.
Using 5 or 6 ncr18650b cells for the battery.
With wireless charging
And a headphone port
And factory unlocked bootloader
And USB type c with tb3 and 100w power the way God ment it to be.
And a built in 3w flashlight

That should just about do it.

Oh and 4 micro SD card slots and dual Sim.

/thread

>Stop chasing Apple and trying to do everything they do by returning things like microSD card slots to the Galaxy Note line
>Go all out Khmer Rogue on the design team or whoever made them come up with designs as hideous as Samsung's smartphones have been for years
>Ditch TouchWiz ASAP for something much less cancerous
>Start selling Tizen devices and licensing the OS to other vendors or then just ditch it entirely rather than treating it like you're living in the 1800's and it's a deformed kid you keep locked away in the basement so you don't have to bare the shame of having a deformed kid
>Ether fix the OLED discoloration or then ditch the damn things entirely
>Stop duplicating work by having different versions of the same devices with completely different SoCs for different markets

kill touchwiz instantly, use stock android instead, everything remains as is

turn it into an R&D division for producing OLED panels that both a)don't suck and b)are actually affordable

Collaborate with microsoft with their windows phones.

Add a "professional" line of smartphones that dual boots into android and windows 10 mobile. Sell it for $1200 and keep 40% of profits.

Require every new phone for then next 20 years have a headphone port a removable battery and an SD card slot

Oh I will also change the motto to "we are the world's phone division"

Make sure the battery is removable

>stock android
>use normal bootloader instead of samsungs terrible abortion version
>make bootloader unlockable with a simple tool for windows, mac os, and debian based disros
>open source everything
>touchcancer is optional and no longer supported officially
>actually put up stock firmware downloads on website
>never include knox horse shit again
>kill off exynos chips or put out complete documentation on main site
>bring back user removable batteries and make a glass back that slides off
>keep all base model flagships at 500 usd or below
>make camera modular and sell better cameras separately marketed towards hobbyists and professionals
>kill note series, put a stylus in every single device
>keep the headphone jack
>bring back infrared blaster
>usb c in everything
>physical mute switch
>design samsung os for tablets which is basically like sailfish os and make it optional to flash on tablets and some smartphones
>give carriers the middle finger and take control of ota updates like applel
>give out timely updates (within a week of when google pushes them out)
>minimize bloatware and make all non essential apps uninstallable without root
>make usb c cases for phones with a second display that folds out to turn phones into small tablets
>make battery cases that allow for 3-4 extra micro sd cards
>also make display case able to display a wallpaper of the users choice when folded up to create live cases

I could bring every other smartphone maker to its knees.

>consolidate all subdiaries into a new group called samsung note
>samsung bomb focuses on building military tech and weaponry
>launch invasion of north korea
>BTFO kim
>BTFO china
>BTFO america
>win war
>apologize to america because we still gook cucks
>build factories and infrastructure in reincorporated korea
>realize new land needs new name, north korea is too fascist, rename to Norkor, likewise old korea is renamed Sokor
>further realize sokoryans will have to pay for impoverished norkoryans
>further further realize you are also sokoryan but are in power
>make norkoryans slaves in all by name
>everyone happy

Get rid of pentile screens, full rgb oled. Also get rid of touchpiz

>win war
against a nuclear power?
good ruck

Move into the military industrial complex and sell molotovs with 4glte speed.

>chink manufacturers won't let you investigate the Note 7 battery disaster, let alone improve its design or function
>they're protected behind a wall of chink national politics who refuses you behind some pretext thinner than your foreskin
>half of worst korea is hanging on your tit like it's the last one they'll suck in their lives
>the other half is the worst korean goverment, who is sucking even harder
>in-house marketing depts want to add some reddit-tier meme bullshit in everything you do even though theyre all 45 yrs old and can't decide between the spiciest fresh memes of tomorrow and cat pictures and ermehgerd image macros
>management is the same except 10 years older and in charge of actually important shit
oh just drop TouchWiz and opensource all your code. ez pz

Everything was going well until that last one, but ya sure, you're on to something

Removable fucking batteries.

Make the rest of the phone as thick as the fucking camera god fucking damn.

Don't worry about any design that makes the phone thicker.

Use our own fucking processors instead of SnapDragon.

Abandon the "bezzleless" curved OLED meme. Fuck everyone who thinks that's "immersive", i don't care about vaporwave enough to like having the tops and bottoms of videos I watch look distorted like a VHS tape has worn film edges.

Make waterproofing take a backseat whenever it forces feature compromises.

Speaking of which, fire absolutely every single person who had notable clout in the company who thought for even just a second that abandoning the headphone jack was a respectable idea.

Ditch nearly all semblance of touchwiz, make all the Samsung "bloat" apps uninstallable in case someone prefers the non-botnet version of a photo gallery.

Enable easier access to developer options, including the ability for "night/dark mode" options that can make the entire UI similar to Sup Forums's tomorrow theme.

A dual speaker arrangement similar to the HTC 10 (muh Boomsound was better because it was louder, stereo is pointless at 5 inches apart, thats what headphones are for)

Release variants in 4.7", 5.3" and 5.8" display size.

Get rid of the "s" moniker.

Call the "Note" a Nova instead.

Sell it to apple

not make 50 different phones

Remove the audio jack from all of their products

acquire qt3.14 korean gf

>north korea
>nuclear power

Bitch nobody would buy your shit. I bet you want them to have floppy readers too.

Shut it down, send all research and patents to Sony. Have design department shot.