>2006
>so you can put this device in your room, it's listening to every single thing you say and sends it to our servers
>fuck no
>2016
>so you can put this device in your room, it's listening to every single thing you say and sends it to our servers so you can ask it for weather and shit
>people are gladly paying $129,-
What went wrong, Sup Forums?
>What went wrong, Sup Forums?
Americucks and the Burgerland. The consumerist asshats populating that cancerous piece of land is ruining everything everywhere. They are now promoting cuckery, unless someone nukes them it won't stop.
>2016
>using anything by google
>literally PAYING to have a spy device in your home so they can record anything
TOP KEK!
Ppl who buy that shit are fucking morons. Google should be paying YOU to have that in your home.
pretty sure cell phones have been 'listening' and even worse, tracking you, for years now
If you don't talk about illegal stuff you have nothing to worry about you fucking sperg
besides, an empty room where you sit and shitpost on Sup Forums isn't necessarily something anyone would waste their time spying on. Maybe if you had sex once a month or so, they would listen in on that. But they could spy on you fags for months and hear nothing more than the noise of you crying and masturbating
>nothing to hide, nothing to fear
OPINION DISCARDED
>2006
>fuck no
if Google came out with this in 2006 they'd sell way better than they will now, actually. people have been dreaming of futuristic AI for a long time and anything that brings people closer to having a personal assistant AI is going to sell well.
everyone wants a Jarvis to their Iron Man, and it isn't going to be instant full AI that you can have conversations with so logically it will be in stages. fuck you for being so paranoid about privacy concerns and I'm glad that the general populace is tapping into smart phones/watches and shit like this instead of regressing back to "web 1.0" because of fear.
fuck, your, fear, luddite. you might as well be Amish who thinks that computers have the spirits of devils in them, it's the same thing. fear of the unknown. so just destroy all your shit and go live on a farm, the world will move on without you and not blink.
i guess it all depends on how much privacy you are willing to give up for convenience.
>hint: if you have a smartphone your privacy is already compromised
>you now live in a world where people are paying to get spied upon
"Convenience" my ass.
>everyone wants a Jarvis to their Iron Man
"Jarvis, play Big Wet Asses 7, please"
Say "OK Google" to your android phone. You are now aware that almost every Android phone in the world has been recording everyone's voice constantly without even knowing.
>track you for years
That's not even supposed to be a secret. They do.
>can't win an argument
OPINION DISCARDED
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Yea man, as long as you watch what you say in the comfort of your own home, you should be fine :^)
I don't have Android phone. I'm still running my trusty Nokia E-series. You can make fun of it, I don't give a shit. It does everything I need it to do.
>What went wrong, Sup Forums?
(some) millenials got works and they discovered the pleasure to spend money in inane shit
phillips hue is pretty cool though
I still think that guy is a psyop, but he does say some pretty based things.
"ok google" is such a dumb catchphrase, they should have thought of something better than that
yeah, let you record your own or something
Consumerism and der ewige jude.
Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.
>libertarians will defend this
>Say "OK Google" to your android phone
Nothing happened
Facebook.
People would have been wary of this shit before the facebook er a Now it is considered normal to post your address, phone number, and where you physically are at this moment.
stop posting from your phone retard
>not disabling ok google and other similar features
I'll gladly give all my information to the botnet if it means the singularity will fucking happen already.
Yeah pretty sure he is a Mockingbird agent like Assange, wikileaks is a honeypot and everything now is just a big white wash and part of the normalization process. It all hinged on 11 of 9 which is more than a bit suspect.
Oh well, much will change in the 21st century and civilization might not even survive it, might be good to start from scratch again after a large depopulation anyway. Press the ole reset button because we are all obviously locked up and paralyzed with fear now. Nothing good will come of that.
The "singularity" you so crave is coming, any deviation from the "norm" and you will be terminated.
>Yeah pretty sure he is a Mockingbird agent like Assange, wikileaks is a honeypot and everything now is just a big white wash and part of the normalization process.
Where do you come up with shit like this? Do you have a source for any of this?
the only people who would buy that crap is boring old people who have nothing to hide.
What went wrong is that you're a retard. It doesn't "listen to every single thing you say". It uses a buffer to listen for its pre-designated wakeword, at which point it listens to what you say until the next time you pause your speech, for the purposes of recognizing a command.
You sensationalistic Dunning-Kruger dumbasses need to hurry up and figure out that the world looks topsy-turvy because you lack knowledge that other people have.
t. paid Google shill and Rust admin
JAVs confuse the fuck out of me. Why are they all 2-3 hours long and mostly involve nothing but the parts of porn most people skip? I can't even stand more than a few seconds of bad porn story, do Japanese people really sit down and make a afternoon out of it?
>paid google shill
Nigger, I defected from Android two years ago and now use almost exclusively Apple products (excluding my home servers). I'm the farthest thing you'll find from a Google shill. My only interest is in the truth. And the truth is as I said: it's a rolling buffer that only records what's said after the wakeword. Doing anything else on a large scale would create conspicuous traffic patterns that analysis would catch.
>the """truth"""
okay rust admin
>muh edgy memes
Nice argument, you low-functioning special-ed success story.
>using Sup Forums memes
kill yourself now
>be cuck
>autist laugh at you "hurr you cuck"
>be autist
>cuck laugh at you "hurr you autist"
Is there any alternative?
But if you don't have one people will laugh at you. If you show up for a job interview (let alone a tech job interview) and pull an oldass phone out of your pocket, you can basically forget about landing the job.
And then posting inane comments about it.
It used to be that youtube would warn you about posting your real name but now everyone is encouraged to do it
and now I'm the weird guy for not having his real name all over everything
Smart phones and Facebook.
>The "singularity" you so crave is coming, any deviation from the "norm" and you will be terminated.
Meatbag hell is a _real_ place you will be sent to at the first sign of defiance.
Don't worry guys, it has a mic mute button, you're safe.
>:3
Yes. You can be an autist cuck and have everyone laugh.
I don't see the problem with this personally. As long as you don't try to dissent against the state or corporate monopolies you really have nothing to worry about.
> let you record your own
Oh man that's rich. The reason you have to say "okay Google" is so that you end up saying it so much that you're always thinking about Google.
>absolute un-checked state/corporate control is okay!
is this some sort of joke
Normies. They post on Facebook.
That was the joke, yes.
Amerinigger spotted