Green bubble struggle

"Get an iPhone, poor." - Josh, 2016

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>hiding names and shit

PLEASE HELP ME Sup Forums
I NEED AN APP THAT CAN SPOOF MY BUBBLE TO BE BLUE
ACTUAL QT WAS INTO ME AND WANTED TO GO OUT AND SHIT UNTIL I TEXTED HER
THE FUCKING GREEN BUBBLE HAS CURSED ME TO ETERNAL WIZARDRY FUCK

Get an iPhone, poor.

Don't be American and just use whatsapp. The rest of the world does too.

Signal is better

green bubble saved you from a crazy cunt

Maybe you should stop dating children.

I have an Android not because I'm poor, but because I'm not a cuck.

I actually switched from android to iphone just because of the normie social stigma
Pros
>normies think better of me
>imessage

Cons
>locked down as fuck
>everything is twice a pain in the ass as it is on android(no filesystem, itunes bullshit everywhere)
>no webms or Sup Forums app
>4:3 camera

Dunno if it was worth it

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if she left you over not having an iphone she was never worth it in the first place user

I could not care less what a fucking poof thinks of my phone

There is a browser for iOS called Merlin that has decent WebM support

if you're willing to cough up two shekels that is

Keep saying it to yourself, Rajeet.
Can't afford shit for wealthy people

Damn the USA must be really be a third world country if being able to buy an iPhone is considered a sign of being economically successful

But dude, it's an iPhone.

I use Tinder a lot... like I check it every day. And I scored quite a few bitches off it.

The thing that increased my chances of success the most was having iMessage. Normies hate it when your bubbles are green. It's really true.

Do you have to have an iPhone for iMessage or can you just use an old iPad/iPod Touch?

Why the hell does it matter what phone you have. I don't care what you choose to purchase and you shouldn't care what I choose to purchase

Right? Everyone I know buys phones on those stupid subsidized contract deals, they're all insane. I bought a brand new galaxy S4 for $99 and a new Moto E for $12. They were both verizon prepaid phones but they're also both GSM unlocked. I use a Simple Mobile sim card and pay $65 for totally unlimited data and use it as my home internet plan. I go through a couple hundred gigs a month at 20 down 20 up with no problems. I got so much more value for my money than paying what like $100 a month for a couple of gigs on verizon and a free iphone that I can't even torrent or use Sup Forums on.

>normie social stigma
cuck

All iOS devices use iMessage, so you should be able to use an older device. Don't know how you'd go about receiving texts, I'd assume logging into iCloud on the device would work, but no promises.

Poorfag spotted

Let them waste their money buddy, the economy and us money conscious people can only benefit from these retards

>Do you have to have an iPhone for iMessage or can you just use an old iPad/iPod Touch?
I don't know. I have an iPhone SE (I like small phones).

But literally all hot chicks I found on Tinder use iphone. If your bubbles are green, you better look like Brad Pitt to make up for it. I'm not saying it's not possible to score a date with green bubbles but it's much fucking harder.

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At least I own my phones

You don't own an iPhone, pleb

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Neither do almost every american with a recent model. They all use 2 year payment plans because they're so poor that a $700 purchase is impossible.

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At least the have an iPhone

Android fags confirmed for virgins

I just use a Mac OS X VM image that i found online to text from for tinder. They get blue bubbles, I get a usable phone. Almost every single thing I use my mi5 for cannot be done on an iPhone.
>Clover
nope.
>Torrents
nope.
>PDAnet
nope.
>FLAC on dirt cheap 256gb sd card
nope.
>Charge and listen to music
nope.

>Damn the USA must be really be a third world country
Why are Europeans always stupid enough to say this?

Do you like my bf's phone?

ITT whores getting triggered over a color

>state college, pa.
>she goes to my uni

A true Sup Forums solution. Have you tried checking if the bubble color makes a difference?

This is why it's better to become a wizard than to date women. Women are more primitive, they don't have the right kind of brain for a man. Women don't like prostitutes or porn because it takes the little power they have over men. It makes them functionally useless save for betas that they can prey on.

iPhone 7 is much better than this piece of shit

Since I am apparently so far out of the loop, wtf is green bubbles? Does iOS color messages (via what system?) based on the OS of the origin? For what purpose?

>sry user, i just value our friendship too much lol

yeah it works

>PDAnet
Why?
It's not 2009 anymore.

Why did he do that?

Modern society reminds me of this Aphex Twin video: youtube.com/watch?v=UBS4Gi1y_nc

I regret not just typing "Tethering with out carrier support". On my android devices I have root but the bootloader is locked so I can't change the provisioning to allow WiFi tether so I just PDAnet the phone to my desktop which acts as a wireless router

>iMessage is an out and out embrace, extend, extinguish play not at all unlike Microsoft of the 1990s. It exists alongside standardized text message formats, and subverts the user's expectations of them by behaving differently in some cases.
>Two big items are that it's designed to add group texting features in a way that makes non-iMessage clients not respond correctly (reply instead of reply all, but only sometimes) making users of competing standards seem rude in social situations. On top of that, it will lose your data if you unsubscribe (cnet.com/news/apple-must-go-to-court-over-disappe...)

Never heard anyone say this in real life only on here. Pretty sad when you judge someone on something as trivial as that. If you really think women look at type of phone you have to tell what type of person you are you need stop trespassing at your local highshool

fuck apple

Get an iPhone, poor.

Get an iPhone, poor.

The blue bubble indicates iMessage, while the green bubble indicates SMS.

To my knowledge, no one has created a decent Android app that can spoof iMessage. I think there's one floating around still, but it's pretty sketchy, and I think it asks for some permissions it shouldn't really need.

Your best bet is either not to even bother with a girl like that, or install OS X on a bootable USB, and use that to create an iMessage account that uses your email address.

Or you can buy a decent phone, like Apple® iPhone® 7

>designed to add group texting features in a way that makes non-iMessage clients not respond correctly (reply instead of reply all
Holy shit, this.

Get a iPhone 3GS and use imessage