Unplug webcam

>unplug webcam
>look away
>look back
>webcam is plugged in

>Enter the deepweb
>You see the footage

>unplug webcam
>run a magnet over it
>heat it to 4 billion degrees in the microwave
>send the plasma to gnu knows where through a black hole
>look away
>look back
>webcam is plugged in

ahahahahhahahahah

>unplug webcam
>disassemble PC
>put everything in boxes
>seal boxes
>look away
>look back
>webcam is plugged in

>unplug webcam
>go to sleep
>enter sleep paralysis
>achieve lucid dream
>unplug webcam again
>look away
>wake up
>look back
>webcam is plugged in

>plug webcam in
>blink
>webcam is unplugged

>unplug away
>look plugged
>look webcam
>back is webcam in

hate it when this happens

>plug in webcam
>look away
>realize I live in India
>remember I can't afford a webcam
>look back
>poo is plugged in

>unplug webcam
>install gentoo
>compile kernel with no webcam support or tcp/ip stack
>go to toilet to lay a log while waiting for kernel to finish compiling
>come back
>webcam plugged back in

>unplug webcam
>plug in headphones
>purchase iPhone
>take selfie
>look at selfie
>webcam plugged in
>headphones unplugged

>goto xvideos
>can't see image previews
>enable main domain in script blocker
>click on interesting video (BLACKED First interracial...)
>page loads
>click another interesting video under video player
>window popup and closes instantly
I'm running a linux distro but it is still spooky.
>

>forgotten your password?
>you-have-email.gif
>the first four letters of your password are...

>unplug xvideos
>look away
>the first four letters of your webcam are...
>look back
>wifi is plugged back in

>unplug wife
>goto xvideos
>look back at wife
>BLACK is plugged in
>forgot my webcam

Cuck

...

>sheathe katana
>goto booru
>forugotenu pasuorudo?
>the firusuto foru kanji of yoru pasuorudo aru. . .
>plug waifu pillowdoll

YOU GUYS ARE ALL BATSHIT CRAZY HOLY FUCK KILL YOURSELVES

Relatable

>turn on my wife's son's computer
>see wife's son's aunt's husband as the walpaper
>he's black
>mfw he starts moving in the wallpaper
>relaize son his watching a black man so he can turn gay
>hear door open
>unplug webcam
>pee pee first as a trap walks in
> tells me he's my son's girlfriend
>webcam turns on
>the speakers turn on
>hear my wife banging a black man through the speakers
>tranny girlfriend says she wants my D
>window breaks and mohammad jumps in yelling allahu akbar!
>juradicpark2.0
>tfw i beleave in aliens
>everyone leaves the room
>my new gf tips her D's fedora
>takbir

...

>use windows10
>browse Sup Forums
>someone posts cp
>look through the window
>van just parked outside
>hear door knocking
>it must be Jeff

Enough /r9g/ for now

>poo in India
>loo at street
>realize street is loo
>diarrhea.jpg

>plugin webcam
>plugin fingerprint scanner
>plugin palm scanner
>plugin IRIS scanner
>plugin Microphone
>plugin pressure sensor
>plugin heat sensor
>plugin acoustic sensor
>plugin RFID reader and writer
>use TempleOS
>Terry comes out of the screen
>kicks me
>says it is not intended by God
>proceeds to destroy all hardware
>jumps back into screen

Second time this week.

>unplug webcam
>look away
>realize I never had a webcam
>look back
>it's me looking at me
>look behind me
>i see my back
>look at screen
>it's just me
>i'm plugged in

>plug in webcam
>look away
>look back
>webcam is plugged off

>unplug webcam
>place in closet
>go to bed
>wake up
>webcam is my closet

>dumbfuck unplugs webcams
>looks away
>I replug the webcam in
>he looks back
>finds webcam plugged in