Airpods in stock right now

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LOL

what happened to "not ready for months, my dad is jony ives' personal penis assistant and says they only have 15 minutes of battery life"

Sup Forums proven wrong yet again.

They literally look like smurf hair dryers lmao.

what?

Sup Forums completely dead wrong? yet again?

say it ain't so!

glad to see nothing ever changes in this shithole

we had like ten threads with redditors responding to their own posts for screencapping and submitting to /r/Sup Forums for karma saying "15 minutes lawl, I literally can't even believe it zomg!"

penis?

yes Jony has a assistant whose responsible for the overall comfort of his penis, climate control, moisturization, etc.

Apple hating is just as much a circlejerk as applefagging, Reddit is the best place for that

i am that guy, ama.

dude they're NEVER getting those airpods ready for sale dude, only fifteen minutes of battery life i heard from my dad's friend's cousin's wife's son.

did he adapt to america and get circumcised?

of course, because, you know, "less is more".

>in stock right now
>4-weeks

>$159
they're insane.

oh shit, well they were in stock before the massive demand cut into the supply

point was that the daily circlejerking regarding them not being ready for a long time was dead wrong, as usual here on Sup Forums.

They must be really amazing to sell out so fast considering they only get fifteen minutes of battery life, unless that was just a lie and Sup Forums is just a bunch of poverty level dwelling liars who never go outside.

clean lines
form follows the function

they'll sell like hotcakes

but they're not even ready
I see a class action lawsuit in their future
>muh promised before xmas

Thanks for alerting me, OP.
Definitely getting them with a matching chastity cage.

>Apple releases a new product
>the poor get poorer

There is nothing on this planet 4 weeks away.

It's actually a genius marketing ploy. Hold out saying that they'll be ready in the 'coming weeks'. News websites start putting out articles on the headsets proclaiming that they've made a mistake. Apple then puts these bad boys on there website available to 'buy', when really it's just a glorified preorder. People will flock to these as if you buy now they'll be delivered 3 days before Christmas.

>$159 for tinny trash sounding ipod earbuds
absolutely retarded

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What's with this America and circumcision meme?

I don't know why, but this post is very poetic.

Shill

Google shills already being this desperate

>t. iToddler

America is run by Jews.

I wonder what Americans would say if they found out Muslims circumcise too.

Jews, Muslims and Americans, a great group to be part of!

>159$
For that money I can buy a nice little laptop.

>160USD + tax for Apple quality wireless headphones
No thanks

christ $160? how long do they even last battery wise?

No one else cares. Fuck off shill.

Im Gay: The Post

15 minutes.

>will get lost easily due to how small it is
>probably has shit battery life due to how small it is
>probably can't open it up and replace the battery, so you're limited on charges
>shoddy bluetooth connection
>literally the size of a stick of gum
Am I missing anything?

$160 for this, and retards will actually buy it. Not just one pair, but multiple.

>4-week shipping

This is a preorder.

>Im Gay
Your secret is safe with us.

>ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY NINE AMERICAN DOLLARS
Jesus Christ. I paid that much for my Memepad.
Worst part is that they will probably sell like beer on St. Patrick's. Even funnier is the fact that a pair of $25 PortaPro sound better than these "AirPods".
Can't wait to read about people losing them.

Guys I just saw this on eBay.
I'm fucking dying.

8/10

>Reddit is the best place for neverending circlejerking

after all, it's a place for tripfags that can use a like button.

good luck when you loose one and buy a replacement and you have different battery life times

a fucking dental floss case

Correct Apple factories own 200k chink slaves. If they were ready for production they could have them shipping out in hours.

$159.00

>and buy a replacement
>implying apple will let you use unpaired airpods

>wait a year
>chinks will have perfected the wireless wireless earphone meme

I bet I can get some Airru Poddu for $20 within the next 2 years.

Airbuds have always been superior

i read somewhere that replacements would be available

The thing is you need iOS 10 to run these. No jailbreak exits for IOS 10. Into the trash it goes. Also my $10 Phillps SHE3590 will just shit all over them in terms of sound quality.

so what do they use? apt-x? own standard? it's not a2dp

Philips SHE3500BL/00 are the worst phones I've ever owned

BUY BUY BUY SELL FOR TRIPLE ON EBAY

>give product number
>imply different product number is the same shit

It must hurt to live being (You)

This going to be so funny :D
All those smug hipsters walking around with sticks in their ears 8-D

You just know anybody you see wearing these within 24 hours of launch is a gigantic narcissistic faggot.

i am actually kind of scared. My best friend has the jet black iphone 7

Being radiated by magnetic waves that cause Cancer.
Long live wifi and bluetooth !!

>iQ-tips

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>t. mactoddler

>costs around quarter of the phone's MSRP
expensive meem