/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/ we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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• user gives his thoughts on the ED9 gets advice to coat them to prevent corrosion • user received some comfy Meme shoes some underwear he claims are fantastic and a chink beanie • Xiaomi shows off the Mijia Electric Scooter
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aliexpress.com/item/maus/32426082532.html
aliexpress.com/item/souris/32654183196.html
chinkshit.xyz/random/
dx.com/gift-ideas/Under5
arstechnica.com/security/2016/12/covert-downloaders-found-preinstalled-on-dozens-of-low-cost-android-phone-models/
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First for another day waiting.

Please no more german immigrant discussion.
Lets talk about dildos instead.

I order from Gearbest 5 days ago and it stil says that my stuff is in Packed status, but not Dispatched yet. Is this normal?

Are they really not shipping knifes anymore? maybe its a fluke?

Yes. Likely, it isn't actually in stock.

or earphones, let's talk more about earphones, I saw a few posts not concerning earphones and BM-800s in the last threads, so we clearly need to talk more about them.
KZ ATE? Rock Zircons? Xiami Pistons?

Has anyone ever bought speaker wire from one of these places? Looking for recommendations on 10-14awg

Nah, there's still ~130 left on the store page and I order it when it was around 500. Also if it's not on stock, how could they pack it?

Daily reminder to avoid goybuying

Post lewd products

Simple. They're lying

£2.50 Baborry wallet arrived. The fake leather material feels quite sturdy but I suspect the zip won't last long. It stinks of Chinese industrial fumes at the moment.
aliexpress.com/item/32727580987/32727580987.html

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> missed the new thread
> new pic added

aliexpress.com/item/trumpflag/32720346570.html

I waited for a month for them to ship my iWork10 that was "in stock" the entire time

But it did arrive, didn't it? Time is not really important to me, just wanna know if it's coming.

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Yep

Go somewhere else if you want to post soft pornography, this thread is for discussion of immigrants only

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fuck off already

How about hard porn

link

Those are the darkest areolas I've ever seen

I opened a dispute because of that (product not leaving china for quite a while), chink seller waited until it got escalated. Aliexpress stepped in, and they gave me my money back.

any good chink case fans?

Wait, is this really on aliexpress?

cool then, thanks

nice

It used to be, no more pictures for stuff like that :(

Cheapest 140mm will di

Gearbest just kept telling me "it's shipping out today (or, "it left yesterday"), I promise. Please be patient" for 3 weeks.

I wasn't in a hurry to get it, it was just bullshit that they kept lying

aliexpress.com/item/1080P-SCART-To-HDMI-Video-Audio-Upscale-Converter-AV-Signal-Adapter-HD-Receiver-TV-DVD-SKy/32549087956.html

any experience with these things?

Lied to me too, that triggered the dispute. I'm not willing to wait a quarter of a year for a fucking flash drive!

My brother is after a new phone and is looking at the Blu Vivo 6 and Vivo 5R
I've never even heard of the brand. Should I stay away and make him get a Xiaomi phone?

I think I can trust him to make his own decisions

fucking jews

>real capacity
batteries or usb drive?

You could always just make a suggestion because those are some no-name phones even for /csg/ standards.

Only if you literally only buy Xiaomemes, Blu and Vivo aren't nobodies

has anybody managed to flash the cube i10?
I can't find a working cwm link for it

USB

greatest country in the world here

does this always happen when buying gearbest, or is it just because the value of the item was high?

Has anyone bought a xiaomeme or oneplus bags?
Link for a good deal?

you bought an item in USD with a British card that is issued to you in GBP, what do you expect?

get a Halifax Clarity Mastercard - no fees for using any foreign currencies and, crucially, it gives you the inter-bank foreign exchange rate, so the banks don't jew you out by giving you a very unfavourable exchange rate

it's nothing to do with gearbest. if you buy in USD with Paypal and let them do the conversion, they jew you out too but it's less obvious cos instead of being billed e.g. £15 for a $20 item, you get £16.50 pinched out of you account and you're none the wiser

you can thank me later, you British cunt

BRITS OUT, UP THE RA

>greatest country in the world here
>british

:^)

I'm USAican

Got a redmi 3 earlier this year, not very happy with it.
Going to upgrade to a zuk z2.

What am I in for?

the fuck

which xiaomi shill wrote this

oh, i completely fucked up then

look for a no-fee FX credit card - i know there are some in the USA, i just don't know which bank issues it

i got bamboozled cos it's gearbest in Coventry. COVENTRY. like, most depressing place in the world right after Slough and Birmingham

hail trumpette

>not very happy with it

why is that? i also have redmi 3 and apart from mediocre camera i am very satisfied

i flashed it to global rom, not that manufacturer bullshit

recommended AUX cables?

need one for my car

ugreen or you local dollar/pound/100yen shop

it's just so strange

I'm using a debit card from a credit union, I've never had a surcharge of any kind until this particular order

and I have no idea why the charge is from Coventry when it's a Chinese company with a Chinese warehouse selling to the USA

>tfw no local 1yuro store :(
also i'm lazy and I'd rather wait 3 weeks than drive to the store

>ugreen
thanks, will probably get this one, then
aliexpress.com/item//32749874336.html

a lot of my chink shit is coming from Europe these days

i'd personally buy from the official Ugreen store. shipping can be quick, though i've been waiting on a USB OTG cable for like 2 weeks now and i live in asia

>weak camera
>can't multitask as well as my nexus 4
>battery is a little disappointing compared to what others post on Sup Forums, getting 7 hours SoT over 2 days. Not bad battery results still, but still disappointing when some user gets 15 hours to his redmi.
>tried to get unlock code and was denied twice
>FP scanner only works on first try 3 out of 4 times, can be annoying sometimes
>the touch screen loses sensitivity and does phantom touches no matter what charger I plug it into (it's an official issue too, not just me)

It's all mostly little shit like that, that I thought I could live with, but I want something better now that's not xiaomi anymore.
The zuk zeems really nice for the price...

The hell! Ali won't allow selling tea after January 1st anymore.

Tea was in the fucking captcha as well. I'm going crazy!

>'d personally buy from the official Ugreen store
ah, they have an official store, thanks

also
>mfw I click on AUX audio
>mfw it's in Italian
the fuck ugreen, I'm not ordering spaghetti.

>those are all problems that I'm having RIGHT NOW with my years-old iPhone, which is why I'm upgrading
>just bought a rn3p two days ago

if you go to a it.aliexpress.com url from google the site will change into italian. go to the url, copy its address to clipboard, click 'English' at the top of the page (will bring you back to the homepage and reset the site lang to English) then paste the url into the address bar and change it.aliexpress.com to www.aliexpress.com

bam

I got the redmi, not the note.
Hopefully yours will be fine user.

Seems like their redmi devices just have shit qc and are all over the place.

Any /csg/ recommended mouse? Both wired and wireless

aliexpress.com/item/maus/32426082532.html

thx f@m

aliexpress.com/item/souris/32654183196.html

Goddamnit. I guess I'll have to buy it.

danke

bring me fun stuff under 1 dollar

"""original"""

chinkshit.xyz/random/

Most stuff is over 3 dollar there.
The best would be even under 50 cents

go buy a butterfinger

dx.com/gift-ideas/Under5

Ignore the link, it's 0.99 or lower

I think he is talking about two BLU phones senpai.

Xiaomeme is probably better, blu looks a bit cheap and chinky.

dx is so retro but nobody ever mentions it. earliest order i can find is from 2009.

i know their selection is a big funky, prices aren't as good and they don't have as many memes, but they are kinda the OG chink shit place, even before Aliexpress was a thing (shit i remember when Ali first started shilling to the west there was a $20 coupon (no min spend) and I bought a load of fake Sennheiser on-hear headphones

anyone know who owns dx? i was thinking recently they're probably pretty butthurt that gearbest etc have come along and swallowed up the market (based on nothing but my assumption that dx isn't that popular anymore)

who else here is /chinkshithistorian/?

Can someone help me decide my next phone?

Trying to decide between
>LeEco Le 2 pro
>zuk z2
>redmi note 4

What I want from my phone
>decent camera
>At least 5 hours SoT by the end of the day
>not be shitty and die in a month

Coming from a fried LG G3.

Thanks /csg/

I remember dealextreme being mostly Nintendo DS flashcards and lasers, which was cool because that was what I wanted, but after the packet arrived I never really went back

yeah I think I've ordered a bunch of things from there a few years back but then I sorta found out that some other sites are almost always cheaper, banggood for example and now aliexpress is basically my main site and I really don't give a fuck about dx anymore.

Best dashcam?

DX is ogre, they only sell crap from dollar stores, the new big dawgs actually sell the latest tech from China.

>Ali is stopping tea selling because chinks were selling drugs
>Not one of our tea anons gave us links

>redmi note 4
this isn't the best redmi
Do you prefer battery or performance?

none have decent cameras, suck it up

don't get he note 4

wait for a redmi note 4 pro

I ordered chinkpad caddy in apiexpress at 1/december and not come yet am i chinked?

Best performance possible with at least 5 hours SoT would be nice, since that's my average daily use.

Probably don't bother with a redmi then, you can get >12 hours SOT but they aren't meant to be flagships. Summoning ZUK shills

>xmas
>delayed delivery
>surprise

you've not been around this merrygoround before, have you user?

What about the LeEco?

Lack of earphone Jack is kinda throwing me off, but if the camera is better than the others I might just get that.

>summoning zuk shills
Kek

>implying that the rmn4p will have a better enough camera to justify the wait.

I played the waiting game with AMD and I'm done. I buy what I want when I want.

It seems to have a Mediatek processor? If so I wouldn't get one

Mediatek isn't really an issue if you're worried about band support. I'm on optus 4g, in aus, so I highly doubt there's any modern chinkphone that won't work for me.

the camera won't be better, but it'll have a snapdragon CPU/type-c/quickcharge etc instead of a gimped mediatek shit

I'm worried about custom ROM support (and performance I guess). No idea about Australia's bands

arstechnica.com/security/2016/12/covert-downloaders-found-preinstalled-on-dozens-of-low-cost-android-phone-models/

>Lenovo

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oh gosh no! a 12 day wait! definately chinked!

I doubt I'll deviate from stock rom user since they're usually best quality.
Usually.

>gimped mediatek shit
You seem extremely biased.

>almost 2017
>crying about botnet in chink phones
Lol

aliexpress.com/item/Magical-board-game-cards-the-Gathering-A-Garden-Board-Game/32639510783.html

>Hasbro somehow has enough influence in fucking CHINA that mtg counterfeiters have to pretend to be selling a different children's game

There is literally nothing wrong with mediatek devices.

In the end you get what you pay for user.

Had my k6000 pro for a week, bought it just for the battery, and I'm extremely happy.

t. Former LG G3 user.
Fuck 1440p screens with shitty 3000mAh and 3 hours SoT!
mtk6753 is so much smoother with a 1080p display than the snapdragon was on 1440p. Anything higher than 1080p is a meme.

Update on the usb lighter, charged it for a while and it's working just fine. Can't really say anything yet about how long the battery lasts after each charge, and only time will tell how durable this thing is. But as long as I don't need to be charging it up every other day I'm happy with it, especially for little over $1.

Blue led might be a bit cringey when lighting up at a bar or something though.