Why is America so shit at tech?

Best AV: Made in Japan

Best processors: Made in Taiwan

Best hardware: Made in China

Best supercars: Made in Europe

Best space transit: Go to Russia

Seriously, does America excel at anything more advanced than cheese?

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Fuck this place.

education system is fucked. they oughtta be teaching programming by 5th grade

>Best AV: Made in Japan
ok i guess

>Best processors: Made in Taiwan
designed in burgerland or jewland

>Best hardware: Made in China
designed in burgerland

>Best supercars: Made in Europe
america has gotten better at making cars but they're still kinda shit

>Best space transit: Go to Russia
lmao

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Best shitposters: Australians

America still outplayed

>live in x country
>have good idea and want to market it or someshit you want to patent
>stay in backwoods nowhere country #19426
>or move to america and find it 100x easier to flog your shit
>amerricuh number 1
this shit needs to end

>innovation & invention
> manufacturing location

Are memes actually a meme?

>inb4

Memes are technology. How do I get maximum cores out of my memes?

it's too expensive to manufacture shit in our country so we design then and send the blueprint to countries that asks a reasonable price

a man's gotta profit son, it is what it is

at least we keep the decent jobs around here and not the shitty ones no one would like to do

>Best supercars: Made in Europe
/o/ here kill yourself

bait

>Best Adult Videos: Made in Japan

That is because they still make them feature length and with plots. This helps draw you into the situation and makes it sexier.

American AV is nothing but fucking.

Sex and arousal is mostly mental seeing two people banging is hot, but seeing two people banging and knowing that she is his boss/coworker/childhood fried/etc. is hotter.

This is why cuckold porn is so popular in the states, it actually has a plot (no matter how weak it is).

>Best supercars: Made in Europe
america has gotten better at making cars but they're still kinda shit

Maybe have a look at the SSC Ultimate Aero. It once held the title "Fastest Production Car in the World".

>Implying America excels at cheese
Europe is best at cheese too.

We make the best military tech.

Everything else are just opiates for the masses.

Weapons. America excels in weapons and weapons technology thanks to DARPA

Who do you think sells everything? LMAO
We literally have your shit countries buying our politicians.

Sup Forums Tech to Pol is currently at:
Democrats, Obama- China controlled
Republicans, Trump- Russia controlled

Lastly software defined innovation is the world's key right now...and we have Silicon Valley. Fuck your countries, I don't see you on the news unless you bomb something ;)

>america has gotten better at making cars but they're still kinda shit
Stop repeating this bullshit, moron.


That shed built car is garbage. Production my ass, no one bought one and they couldn't have supported it if someone did buy one.

reasonable price LUL the countries that make our stuff alot of them have no labor laws and the amount of pay the workers take home is akin to slavery.

But as long as you think it's them being reasonable I guess you can sleep at night.

Fuck I probably walk past people this stupid every day. You really go day in and day out being this stupid. How do you do it without killing yourself?

Why is it my country's responsibility to make other countries good?

The GT350R would like to speak to you

but alas, it's not a super car tho

>The GT350R would like to speak to you


lmao, that shitbox? Hang up and try again, faggot.

The GT350R is great, fuck are you talking about? If you're seriously trying to compare a 60,000 dollar car to a 200,000 dollar car, guess who won?

>guess who won?

Yo.

>muh best driver's car bullshit
>car rags ever
Ok.

Best cheese? You mean Europe, right?

>he doesn't think American cheese is the best cheese

>How do you do it without killing yourself?

Food, safety, and liability laws, perhaps?

*yawn*

because you use the products that they make because the business practices being implemented are highly immoral are you human or some kind of heartless robot? I mean you should be able to figure this out for yourself.

No, Velveeta is made in America.

I don't understand how this is a response to what I said could you clarify please? Did you not understand what I said? Is English your second language?

IQ, which is dropping more and more every year

I don't see how any of that is my fucking problem. If they don't like the labor laws in their country it isn't my job to change them.

>carbon fiber and titanium car
>shed built

nigga you mad?

Not my country, not my problem.

>Best AV: Made in Japan


Nah america has really stepped it up with blacked.com and tushy

the females no longer 50 years old with fake tits and fake tans

also 70s & 80s americanporn had better acting than most soap's today

Qualcomm Intel AMD IBM Apple Nvidia, all American bro.

Best Supercar is obviously a Tesla.

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>>eeeverybbbody likes getting cucked, I swear

Works so well in Europe

No, nigga, that car was always a piece of shed built shit. It's hobby shit. And it's ugly as fuck.

It is your problem even if you are too blind to see it. You buy overpriced products at a greater frequency and lower quality. And you contribute to a culture of exploitation not only for yourself because of blatant stupidity but for other parts of the world.

You let people lie to you about how great things will be if you let them move their manufacturing to these third world countries destroying your local economies and then still buy their products while they reap all the benefits of the profits they make. And all you end up getting is an inferior product what amounts to a happy meal toy that they trick you into replacing next time you visit but don't actually need.

I am not a fan of cucking, but the point stands.

The 70s and 80s American porn alone beats out anything American produced today.

> You buy overpriced products at a greater frequency and lower quality.
Proofs?

> And you contribute to a culture of exploitation not only for yourself because of blatant stupidity but for other parts of the world.
They do things their way, we do things our way. Sorry for profiting off the way they do things.
> You let people lie to you about how great things will be if you let them move their manufacturing to these third world countries destroying your local economies and then still buy their products while they reap all the benefits of the profits they make.
> implying
Also, benefits of trade come from specialization, guy. Maybe if you took a Macroeconomics class you'd understand that.
> And all you end up getting is an inferior product what amounts to a happy meal toy that they trick you into replacing next time you visit but don't actually need.
Just because it's chink shit, doesn't mean it's necessarily shit. I make sure all of the products I buy are of a high quality as well.

> watching porn for the story
SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I guess in the 70's 80's it was different, though. I just don't like having an emotional connection to somebody I fap to, because that makes it that much worse when something "bad" happens to them in the video (i.e. nigger gangbang raep in an alley).
The only thing I want it to do is appeal to my fetishes.

>the amount of pay the workers take home is akin to slavery.
If there were better options then the workers would go to those better options.

Who remembers "white guilt?"

Where can I find porn of 16 year olds

Intel is Jewish
Amd is pajeet
Nvidia and Apple????

>Apple????
mostly white.

apple.com/pr/bios

So more insignificant retards can make more insiginificant userland crap and more bloated web pages?

If you're not passionate on your own you'll never write a program of value, and there is nothing you will be told to do that actually makes the world better. In fact, your below-average skills make you little more than fodder for writing horrendously inefficient and broken garbage, even if you're in a field as important as medical software (hello, incorrect dosages!)

Programming should NOT be taught. The mathematical and logical foundations SHOULD, because they are also fundamental to several other sciences and serve as a decent retard filter that adds value to an HS degree, but not programming itself.

Yeah I mean theyre the industry leader financially but have they actually produced the best anything?

They produced the best marketing department

If you make the best you have to charge more to still turn a decent profit

If you make shit and convince people it's the best you rake in the dough

>have they actually produced the best anything?
best phones, best mobile cpus, best design etc. so yeah, sure.

>best phones

you mean they produced the worst phones and then used the best marketing department to attract a software ecosystem that made anything else irrelevant by default unless it compromised quality to attract devs, as nobody could replicate the feat of the best marketing department

you can't fool millions of people you dolt. look at customer satisfaction ratings from reputable independent nonprofits that constantly survey people who buy that shit and they always rank them the highest. you can hate them all you want but you can't deny that they make the best phones and UIs.

if you can't come to terms with reality, try some pills.

American cheese is horrible..

every mobile/ desktop operating system: made in USA

god damn modern cars look fucking wierd i miss the old styles

The time it took you to write all this shit, there are outsourced remote workers living like literal kangs on their "third world shitholes" because they're being paid normal, american wages (we're talking about 90k/y to 120k/y). They drive fusions, live in huge houses and get to enjoy a quality of life that some americans could only dream of.

Outsourcing only sucks to blue collars, and blue collars jobs sucks for everyone. But America would tear itself apart if they get to Brazil levels of prices because suddenly someone decided to bring factories back to our country.

>america excels at cheese

Best heavy equipment: made in USA

Best industrial sensing devices: made in USA

Best industrial robotics: made in USA

>america has gotten better at making cars but they're still kinda shit

America has always been great at making cars. The problem is horrible management practices and bean-counting rather than delivering the best product possible and letting demand fix the numbers for you.

Rest of the world: Hey America, check this out. We took that thing you invented 40 fucking years ago and made it a little bit smaller. What the fuck have you done.

America: Not much. Just making this car drive itself.

Rest of the world: God America, why are you so shitty at tech?

...50 years later...

Rest of the world: Hey America, check it out. We made this self-driving car a little bit smaller...

>America
>good at cheese
Kek

I think normies should get some exposure to programming. It might make them more confident in tech and working with hardware themselves. The more tech literate the consumer Base gets then the better tech should get.

Germany has self driving cars on the highway and in city traffic.

Americans have a 25km/h toy car made by google.

>headlights from 1st gen ford focus
lmaoing my ass off

>Best heavy equipment: Germany
>Best industrial sensing devices: made in Germany
>Best industrial robotics: made in Germany
fixed that for you
>America has always been great at making cars.
yeah maybe in 1950's but it went downhill from there.

Fuck off, Schmidt.

America has been best at commercialising the fuck out of technology making it shit in the process.

>america good at cheese
are you seriously serious?

Best aircraft: made in China

The fact that you attack them confirms 'Murica best 2016.

But yeah, I guess it's going to shit now. Enjoy a slow and painful death by your new millennial generation's memes.

>Seriously, does America excel at anything more advanced than cheese?

>Designed in America
kek

>best supercars made in europe
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAA

good bait

>best av: made in japan

the only antivirus made in japan is trend micro, and if you genuinely believe that POS is going to protect you against anything, you deserve to have your entire network cryptocucked.

can't design an advanced engine, decides to use 2 shitty engines because can't compete.

Tesla
Cadillac
etc

sports cars

muscle cars are cool, and don't look like they are designed for manlets with oil money

>it's
triggered

Burgers still have enough money for brain drain, so most of the development is still can be there for slave keeper companies like Apple with the best people.

made me heavy kek. I'm a cheese addict and still can't come up with any non European cheese type. Their wine is shit too.

"""supercar"""

>Best space transit: Go to Russia
>lmao

Name an American space vehicle in use today. I'll wait.

Name an American space vehicle in use that didn't blow up in the last 40 years. I'll wait.

Current space craft for getting to and from the ISS: Soyuz
Current spacecraft acting as a life boat on the ISS: Soyuz

America excels at military technology, though. That's it. It would really be something if they didn't since they spend $600,000,000,000 a year on 'defense'.

Those are not Focus headlights, but it's not even remotely uncommon for smaller manufacturers to incorporate lighting from large manufacturers because vehicle lightning is such a difficult and expensive thing to develop.
That's not a Mitsubishi F-2.
>"""supercar"""
Explain how it isn't a supercar without saying anything about how many cylinders it has.

And yet USA's has outdated nukes compared to Russia.

In what way? How are Russian nukes better than American nukes?

No one should have nukes.

yes, those are mk1 focus headlights. get you eyes checked.

Mitsubushi F-2 is just a fat F-16. Stealthy Mitsubishi F-3 is still on the drawing board.

Ford GT road car is relatively slow and does not bring anything new to the table.

I don't see why that matters.

America's military force isn't based on nukes, it's based on massive quantities of high tech weapon platforms- planes, tanks, boats.

new russian nukes are cheaper to maintain, and their warheads have all kinds of countermeasures to avoid interception by anti-ballistic missiles.

everyone should have nukes. then, no one would risk a conventional war.

Go home Boris, you're drunkski.
If Russia's nukes are anything like their aircraft carriers, I'm confident that they're just as old as the US ones, except with top tier soviet quality

>muscle cars are cool

>does America excel at anything more advanced than cheese

are you seriously suggesting that the disgusting shit americans call cheese is actually good?

the rest of the world

i think you're good when it comes to software companies desu. google, facebook etc.

i think tesla is doing good work but as a german im also kinda worried since we are known for our cars and until now we haven't made a big push for electric.

>yes, those are mk1 focus headlights. get you eyes checked.
No, you get your eyes checked. Not even the Euro RS had projectors. Those are not Focus headlights. They may be off the shelf, but not from a Focus.
>Mitsubushi F-2 is just a fat F-16
No, it's a highly improved F-16. Improved so much that Lockheed copied the improvements (yes, I know they were entitled to it, but they didn't have to do it).
>Ford GT road car is relatively slow and does not bring anything new to the table.
What are you basing this on that isn't conjecture by you or some dipshit auto magazine writer?

Best software development: America

>we are known for our cars
You're known for them being totally stupid shit.

Russian does have some new missiles - Topol-M, Bulava, Sarmat...
Strategic weapons are about the only part of Russian military that received an adequate funding during the last couple of decades.
Which makes sense. Nukes are what's preventing NATO from invading Russia, not some rusty ships.

>america
>excelling at cheese
lmao try again burger

>all american cheese is kraft singles
1/10

no need to worry, my western neighbor. have you seen tesla IRL? the build quality is nothing like german cars. an E-class is incomparably better. and cheaper, too.