Can a steel buttplug be used a replacement for a static discharging bracelet? Asking for a friend

Can a steel buttplug be used a replacement for a static discharging bracelet? Asking for a friend.

Hey, that's actually not a bad idea!

What the fuck!? How would that even work? The metal needs to be exposed to air to discharge static!

It doesn't have to be all the way in, do you even know how buttplugs work?

You put them in your butt. Your butt closes over things. That's how it keeps the poop in.

The base stays outside. If you're sitting on the floor with your pants off you're 100% grounded.

If it's grounded

Imagine using one of these when going to the bank.

It needs to be earthed. You could achieve this by connecting it to some kind of chastity belt or handcuffs which could then have an earthing cable.

What if we were to use something in a form that looks similar to a fox tail or animal tail in general?

kys

That's gonna create more static. Don't do it.

I prefer standing in a bath of piss myself, but whatever floats your boat.

>butthurt detected
Kek, did the security officer pulled it out with too much force for you? :^)

It is grounded, it's called your feet.

>walking around barefoot
You fucking animal

How else do you build pc's?
Also
>not wanting to keep your foot natty and not fucked up from tennis shoes.
Shiggy

Wear your house slippers you fucking pleb

So how does it make you feel to have a plug in your butt? Because I don't really see the appeal and can't imagine doing it.

It feels good, you should try it.

?

He's probably in Canada or some other 6th world country that has metal detectors at the entrances of banks.

>using a static discharging bracelet

fucking gay

>his country's banks doesn't have metal detectors
I bet you carry a fucking gun everywhere like a faggot redneck, am I right?

Blow away little leaf.

use a vibrating one, it will shake the those nasty electrons right off
>hart kek