Hackers

This girl is a better hacker than you'll ever be.

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I guess they don't sell bras in the Philippines

I'm literally autistic, I don't think so, If I spent a month doing nothing but this... I'd trash her.

so autism is some badge of honor now? wew lads this is neo-Sup Forums for real

I have savant like autodidacticism because of my atypical neurology, what is meme about that?

HNNNGGG

>dem tits for an asian
>braless
>sideboob with nipple

>autism
>new on Sup Forums

Autist people tends to focus on something they are interested in, until they master it or there is nothing to learn from it, being a dick about it it's diferent

Is this the same korean slut with the botched tittyjob that slaps LEDs into clothes and calls herself a """"hacker""""?

What!? She did this all by herself?

Fuck off. This is obviously a bait and switch type of deal. Someone else has done the work, and she is just following a script. Plain and clear by how she barely says anything of value and does the most simplest of tasks.

Get this shit out of here.

That's a pretty problematic way of discussing my neurology, thanks.

kill all autists

"sexy-cyborg pentesting" googleit!

I'd sure like her to test my pen(is). :^)

not for boobs that big they don't

Looks like they don't need them

>savant like autodidacticism

also known as high IQ, gifted

what's so problematic about it?


also, as an aside I feel autodidacticism has, due to the internet given the term less meaning

Yeah, but 'people' tend to become hostile when you talk about IQ.

>also, as an aside I feel autodidacticism has, due to the internet given the term less meaning.
Somewhat true, but having an advanced rate of learning is rather helpful when attempting bulky subjects.

>an advanced rate of learning

is IQ functionally any different from your "rate of learning"?

No, but it causes less angry NTs.

I'm in love.

those are like massive implants.

she's really smart but has super gaudy taste in basically everything. super talented but i hate her aesthetics. she makes a lot of really clunky stuff, i prefer more low-key designs generally.

Go get her, user, go get her!

>super talented but i hate her aesthetics

this applies to so many musicians as well. incredibly talented yet play the worst music/songs you've ever heard. kind've weird how those are separate things

We cyberpunk nao

Are there any Japanese girls like this, or are they all boring?

Breast implants are pretty awesome

But would she like a fat neckbeard with an edgy personality?

Only when done right, user.

You're white, we're basically gods to them.

>tfw you will never have a qt chinese big titties maker nerd girlfriend

>using "hacker" to mean DIY/handyman instead of malicious computer security cracker

idgaf if that was its original definition, it has clearly morphed into something else and using the dated definition just makes it look like you're bai-

fuck. got me.

How can we grasp this goal?

>You're white, we're basically gods to them.

True dat.

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>you will never install Gentoo with her

Feels good.

NthPBP

Get out, newfag

maek lots of moneez and den move to GINA

Why not Japan? They're techy too and less gross.

Btw, if you're a hapa Euro-Sino, plz no angry.

japan is already full of autistic NEETs and women who want nothing to do with them

No, no, I mean, once you've made beacoup money.

Isn't that kali linux? Isn't kali kind of a skiddy tool?

yeah probably

The point of her project was to be campy and kinda stupid so Kali is actually a perfect fit.

Only when tween faggots don't know how to actually use it and homo over it.

It is a useful distro for the clued in.

I work in netsec and we keep kali boxes around for qa.

Can you recommend some decent books?

her bikini album on imgur

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No unclothed? Shame.

Tbh not really. For work I skimmed a book on TCP/IP and read a book on the linux kernel cover to cover but I didn't get much out of either. I mostly just learned from observing the most talented people on my team.

Fair enough, I live the in deepest darkest reaches of the county Devon (UK) and therefore have no such luxury, only cows.

>that first pic

That is fucked.

She's basically naked.

>the trend of calling basic computing "hacking"
die

The tits (and face but who cares) are fucked but you gotta admit her thigh gap and pussy mound game are on point.

In June 2000, while visiting Korea, I did a fun hack that clearly illustrates the original and true meaning of the word "hacker".
I went to lunch with some GNU fans, and was sitting down to eat some tteokpaekki (*), when a waitress set down six chopsticks right in front of me. It occurred to me that perhaps these were meant for three people, but it was more amusing to imagine that I was supposed to use all six. I did not know any way to do that, so I realized that if I could come up with a way, it would be a hack. I started thinking. After a few seconds I had an idea.

First I used my left hand to put three chopsticks into my right hand. That was not so hard, though I had to figure out where to put them so that I could control them individually. Then I used my right hand to put the other three chopsticks into my left hand. That was hard, since I had to keep the three chopsticks already in my right hand from falling out. After a couple of tries I got it done.

Then I had to figure out how to use the six chopsticks. That was harder. I did not manage well with the left hand, but I succeeded in manipulating all three in the right hand. After a couple of minutes of practice and adjustment, I managed to pick up a piece of food using three sticks converging on it from three different directions, and put it in my mouth.

It didn't become easy—for practical purposes, using two chopsticks is completely superior. But precisely because using three in one hand is hard and ordinarily never thought of, it has "hack value", as my lunch companions immediately recognized. Playfully doing something difficult, whether useful or not, that is hacking.

I later told the Korea story to a friend in Boston, who proceded to put four chopsticks in one hand and use them as two pairs—picking up two different pieces of food at once, one with each pair. He had topped my hack. Was his action, too, a hack? I think so. Is he therefore a hacker? That depends on how much he likes to hack.

The hacking community developed at MIT and some other universities in the 1960s and 1970s. Hacking included a wide range of activities, from writing software, to practical jokes, to exploring the roofs and tunnels of the MIT campus. Other activities, performed far from MIT and far from computers, also fit hackers' idea of what hacking means: for instance, I think the controversial 1950s "musical piece" by John Cage, 4'33" (****), is more of a hack than a musical composition. The palindromic three-part piece written by Guillaume de Machaut in the 1300s, "Ma Fin Est Mon Commencement", was also a good hack, even better because it also sounds good as music. Puck appreciated hack value.

It is hard to write a simple definition of something as varied as hacking, but I think what these activities have in common is playfulness, cleverness, and exploration. Thus, hacking means exploring the limits of what is possible, in a spirit of playful cleverness. Activities that display playful cleverness have "hack value".

The concept of hacking excludes wit and art as such. The people who began to speak of their activities as "hacking" were familiar with wit and art, and with the names of the various fields of those; they came up with this term to name something different. Thus, composing a funny joke or a beautiful piece of music may well involve playful cleverness, but a joke as such and a piece of music as such are not hacks, however funny or beautiful they may be. However, if the piece is a palindrome, we can say it is a hack as well as music; if it is empty, we can say it is a hack on music.

Hackers typically had little respect for the silly rules that administrators like to impose, so they looked for ways around. For instance, when computers at MIT started to have "security" (that is, restrictions on what users could do), some hackers found clever ways to bypass the security, partly so they could use the computers freely, and partly just for the sake of cleverness (hacking does not need to be useful). However, only some hackers did this—many were occupied with other kinds of cleverness, such as placing some amusing object on top of MIT's great dome (**), finding a way to do a certain computation with only 5 instructions when the shortest known program required 6, writing a program to print numbers in roman numerals, or writing a program to understand questions in English.

Meanwhile, another group of hackers at MIT found a different solution to the problem of computer security: they designed the Incompatible Timesharing System without security "features". In the hacker's paradise, the glory days of the Artificial Intelligence Lab, there was no security breaking, because there was no security to break. It was there, in that environment, that I learned to be a hacker, though I had shown the inclination previously. We had plenty of other domains in which to be playfully clever, without building artificial security obstacles which then had to be overcome.

>Autism level over 9000
Are you giving it all she's got, Scotty?

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Yet when I say I am a hacker, people often think I am making a naughty admission, presenting myself specifically as a security breaker. How did this confusion develop?

Around 1980, when the news media took notice of hackers, they fixated on one narrow aspect of real hacking: the security breaking which some hackers occasionally did. They ignored all the rest of hacking, and took the term to mean breaking security, no more and no less. The media have since spread that definition, disregarding our attempts to correct them. As a result, most people have a mistaken idea of what we hackers actually do and what we think.

You can help correct the misunderstanding simply by making a distinction between security breaking and hacking—by using the term "cracking" for security breaking. The people who do it are "crackers" (***). Some of them may also be hackers, just as some of them may be chess players or golfers; most of them are not.

* Pronounced like stuckpeckee minus the s (with an unaspirated t), if I recall right.

** Going on the great dome is "forbidden", so in a sense it constitutes "breaking security". Nonetheless, the MIT Museum proudly presents photos of some of the best dome hacks, as well as some of the objects that hackers placed on the dome in their hacks. The MIT administration thus implicitly recognizes that "breaking security" is not inherently evil and need not be invariably condemned. Whether security breaking is wrong depends on what the security breaker proceeds to do with the "forbidden" access thus obtained. Hurting people is bad, amusing the community is good.

*** I coined the term "cracker" in the early 80s when I saw journalists were equating "hacker" with "security breaker".

The campaign to reclaim the word "hacker" from association with security breaking is doing pretty well, as witness the widespread usage of terms such as "hacklab" and "hackathon".

**** The piece 4'33" is trivial in the mathematical sense. For each "movement", the pianist opens the keyboard cover, waits the appropriate amount of time, then closes it; that's all. It is a musical counterpart of the empty set.

nice hack

Christ, the force is flowing through his midichlorians right now, son.

Yeah, she's basically nude.

She was DFC once. She mentions in a video when talking about a song about a girl who was flat like an LCD that she was like that once.

She ruined everything.

>those are like massive implants.
the pun was the fact that asians are tiny with tiny boobs and tiny everything. hence the lack of a market for big bras

She's in to cyber-punk and body modification, she actually wanted her legs extended over boob job but had to settle.

Also she does do her own stuff. YouTube videos show her doing every step of construction. But most of her work is pretty simple, nothing too super advance.

People brought up that she's probably just a stand in for some guy and is planning to make a buck. But she's been doing this for years now and hasn't monetized in the least. If she was fake, by now she would have had a game plan to make money on this shit.

Yeah so, except for the tits, she's real.

That still doesn't make her:
>Aa better hacker than you'll ever be.
As OP puts it.

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That's true.

She's got 2 3d printers tho. So if that counts for anything.

>tfw no big breasted chinese gf to 3d print with

Wow you're a true lifehacker legend

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That doesn't make her a hacker though. However, I suppose her not being a 'real hacker' is quite good. As if you were in a relationship with her, she'd be constantly cyber stalking you.

She's ugly as fuck, total tranny and who gives a shit about her meme """"hacker"""" crap other than limp dick GNUmales?

she also lives in china so parts for her are substantially cheaper than they'd be for any of us.

That wasn't a pun, though.

>being abetter "hacker" than me.
Not that this is an achievement

Knew I had seen him somewhere before...

Literally, they have markets of ultra-cheap tools and parts. Sometimes with workshops just around the corner.

I think people are just getting pedantic on the whole hacker term.

She refers to herself as a "maker", probably a more appropriate term since in can encompass people from those that make AI powered Drones to cosplayers.

>>I'm Naomi Wu, a Maker and 3D printing enthusiast from Shenzhen. I enjoy working on wearables and functional designs for women.

The point is, there has been a semantic drift away from the former definition of the term. Therefore, we aren't being pedantic, we're simply trying to reinforce the current semantic use of the term.

you can get custom work done cheaply there as well. personally i buy most of my electronics tools from china, my yihua 936 is loads cheaper than a hakko equivalent and works substantially better than anything made specifically for an american market in that price range.

I wish I was Chinese middle/upper class.

nippl..e....

holy fk this is shopped right? Your neck cant be that long

>boot takes so long it has to cut
into the trash it goes

so, which one of you visits a hackerpace regularly?

There's a literal zero ass epidemic in Asian countries
it is concerning, specially for a derriere aficionado like me
Anyway, this woman is pretty cute, and easy on the eye than Ben Heck

Not here, feds are watching.

most asians have no ass or tits, its just the way it is.

Polysemy is nothing to get worked up about. You actually think Hacker has always been used in context of computers? Prior to the 1970s it had a much more literal meaning.

Fact is human language is fluid and dynamic. Words can be verbed. Nonsensical phases can make conveying meaning a piece of cake. And as long as the context is clear, making up words can be perfectly cromulent. Just ask Shakespeare.

Too much rice
It's an epidemic

kill yourself racemixer

>easy on the eye than Ben Heck
I kek'd

I think it might be to do with the soy and therefore the amount of phytoestrogens ingested?

I know, but it is being used in a contemporary vernacular and therefore should use the most recent definition, correct?

>Implying i would fug her to have kids
Lad

No technology can save the stupid decision on her chest, lol

Ben heck x sexycyborg collab when?
Would they upload it to redtube?
>legit question

>I know, but it is being used in a contemporary vernacular and therefore should use the most recent definition, correct?
Is it though? Look at concepts like life hacker. Does it honestly use the word in same sense as a computer hacker? The later is person who finds security exploit, the former is someone who creates a reproducible method of doing or creating something. In the context of a life hacker, sexycyborg fits nicely. In which case hacker is, albeit glib, applicable

This reminds me of a website hackaday. Very little computer hacking, lots of thing making.

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>sexy-cyborg
>>>>>>/Leddit/