We invent a new OS

Rules:
You can only add one green text.


> BSD Based

> commercial

>SystemD

> Loli as default wallpaper

>No GUI

>License: GPLv3

>No CLI

>new OS
>BSD based
Now it's yet another distro.

He said one green text you greedy fucking jew.

>no thumbnail preview in file manager/file picker

>the cursor is a dick that cums whenever you click

>new kernel, not based on linux

>Utilities written in Java

...

>no user interface

>no dgpu support

Uses Microsoft's "Portable Executable" format for application binaries.

i was quoting him, but since you're mentioning jews
>supports only the hebrew alphabet

>written completely in assembly

>only 640x480 resolution allowed

This is impossible

>Full Win 32 library support

For now

>os installs in vram

>only runs on ARM

There are no BSD distros. Every BSD is different.

>has no keyboard support, mouse only

Dropped

>BSD
>distro

>This is impossible
Mac OS.

>hosts file blocks entire web apart from reddit

>No support for multi core processors

>the logo is material

>it just werks

>Only uses one thread

> Google Captcha on every kernel library call.

>Mac OS
I see you've never used macos for anything other than web browsing.

>website switches to mobile version when you resize the window

We're making an OS, not a website

Oh, I completely missed the subject line. In that case
>uses redsea filesystem

I've never used Mac OS, I do know that it lacks a terminal emulator though

>stack-based

It has all that shit integrated. Mac developers use the terminal all the time on Mac OS

I'm not talking about OS X.

>minimum requirements of memory: 64 GB

>NSAKEY

>Only supports x86 architectures

I'll make the logo.

ok templeOS

Too late, it already only supports ARM CPUs

browser could be integrated into os

>Datamines it's users for A.I waifu development.

>Startup chime is Skrillex bass boosted edition

>Has NSA, KGB, and Chinese backdoors in the ClosedSource™ kernel

>preinstalled utorrent

>doesn't support any antivirus

>100% Voice controlled, basically
Basically combine those for an OS that shows your waifu of choice (with the ability to cum on her with mouse clicks) and allows you to do normal computing by voice commands (but this side is mainly for people wanting to browse the net, most of the work is about making the waifu AI better and perfecting the voice commands)

>you can't log in without internet acces

> DirectX support

>A free win 10 upgrade pops up shows every 20 minuets and there is now way to remove it

> taiwanese and thai keyboard support only

> Supports CS:GO , LoL , DoTA2 , TF2 , Overwatch

Kek, also
>location tracking always enabled

>the color scheme of all windows changes constantly (constant color-hue adjust)

The d stands for distro you fucking retards. All the BSDs are really just distros of BS

Fuck

Dropped.

>custom networking stack doesn't support TCP or UDP

>locked search engine is yahoo on all browsers

>Can only use 8 bit colour palette

>proprietary

>built in kevinnet

>doesn't support scheduling

I'll get started on a new logo!

>installing systemd, wayland or pulseaudio causes system crash

>everything is run in a browser

The shit is kevinnet?

The fuck is a google?

>A series of whistles is supported output

>it could only run node.js programs after kernel loads

I'm a long-time fan of Void Linux. It's a sane distro with no systemd (runit), uses xbps as the package manager, and has Sup Forumsware out the wazoo in the repos. It's also lightning fast and their channel on Freenode is super helpful if you encounter problems.

I also love the UX of elementary OS, pic related. The perfect noob/stage 5 doesn't care about desktop threads Linux user distro would be eOS with a sane base like Void, or, to put it in other words, Void Linux with preinstalled and preconfigured Pantheon DE (eOS DE) and a variety of Sup Forums software.

Introducing Null Linux. Chose null because it came up as a synonym for void, and all of the synonyms for elementary were shit. Null Linux is Void made to look nice, or elementary but with a great base system, however you want to look at it, since eOS is literally Ubuntu LTS + Pantheon.

We can preload it with comfy wallpapers from /wg/ etc.

It's just an idea. Years ago, I was a lot younger, and I started Clover OS on Sup Forums, which had a big hand in popularizing the "I'll make the logo" meme, because that's all we did. I don't intend on following through with this, just saying that this would be fuckin 10/10.

>made by Sup Forums
Did this thread get moved or what?
Because it could have been and I wouldn't notice.

>you can live boot it but the os will reboot in 5 minutes

Painful.

So... Chrome OS?

Lo/g/os

>every button plays a small novelty horn sound effect when clicked

>written in java script

>File system that only supports a maximum file size of 0.1 GiB

Then wtf are you talking about?

>No support for USB; only PS/2, serial and parallel ports for most peripherals, but does support the latest video I/O ports

>can only run intergrated graphics

>must use a custom executable format, i.e. no ELF

The successor to systemd

>can only run on Ryzen

He was referring to Mac OS classic (System 1 - Mac OS 9) but he was a faggot for not being specific.

>all terminal commands are undoable

>good old desktop paradigm with optional full-screen mode ala Android

>no modifier key support

>Turing incomplete

>No left click

>muh sysvinit
>muh minimalism
Seriously, why the retard in change of systemd keeps adding shit and more shit?
Why doesn't implement a robust plugin architecture?
We wanted a better launchd with plaintext config files instead fucking plists, no a fucking abomination consistent in hard coded features.
I know that can be disabled at compile time, but my point stands.

>all function keys are hardbound to open a hyperlink to the OS Wikipage 'What do the function keys do?'

>single address mapping

>windows phone exclusive