New law to ban porn access on new computers

OH SHIT!
Start stocking on computers, guys!

On a sidenote: I would have expected a law like this to come out of California tho.

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Oh no, guess I'll have to build my own machine or install a different OS. Porn is degenerate but legislating against freedom is even more degenerate.

i bet hentai will still be easy to find

>Republican
>wants to restrict the net
>wants to charge you to put your name on a list too
Whoulda thought?

Does South Carolina even produce anything worth noting? Companies might just refuse to sell there if push comes to shove or they might defy the law and sell anyway and just have it thrown out in a higher court if necessary.

lel, i live in SC and i ain't scared. we'll just secede if we have too.

>Digital block
>On new computers

What the fuck is he even talking about, he doesn't want an ISP block but a device block?

Thats stupid

Republicans can be authoritarian. Use this chart.

It would be the second scenario.

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>Stops no one. Pisses off everyone.
Time for SC to leave the US again.

>but muh sjw liburls

If a purchaser wants the filter lifted, he or she has to pay $20 to have it taken out - provided the person is over the age of 18.

Kek. In the end, they want to jew out 20 buck from purchaser.

how would this work if I just reinstalled the OS

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Its probably just a DNS block, you could just change it or connect to a VPN you wouldn't need to change anything about your OS.

>computers or other devices that access the internet

So I assume this includes phones and tablets. Are cell phone providers in the state really going to pre-install Android and iOS internet filters on all their devices and somehow remove it after the customer pays the fee?

If the bill passes, I suspect that in reality this will be a $20 tax on all new devices. Cell phone stores are going to come up with a loophole where none of their devices have filter software, and not paying the tax will mean they are opting in. The $20 tax will simply be added by default and the salesperson will rattle some scripted bullshit about how the tax is optional and if they don't want to pay it the salesperson will install the internet filter.

Local ISP's will probably just block porn site IP's.

If it's done at the ISP level then it violates net neutrality. The feds would shoot it down quick.

>How to lose your business and have your consumers buy everything online

>net neutrality
That won't exist by next year user.
Didn't you hear the news about who won presidency?

Hillary "Pepe is a hate crime" Clinton won?

nn is sadly dead in the water

Hillary never said that and her website had a nuanced article on Pepe's use by white supremacists. Hillary was never a threat to net neutrality anyway; you might have been thinking of Donald, who called it a power grab and a way of hurting conservative media.

>her website had a nuanced article on Pepe's use by white supremacists

Nigger we all read it, it was not nuanced in the slightest

>Chumley

>another way to fight human trafficking

The fuck? Isn't human trafficking selling people as sex slaves and all that? How would blocking porn stop that?

If anything wouldn't it just increase demand for sex slaves because people can't easily get a release?

>install new OS
>blocker erased
Topkek

This is fucking awesome :^)

Something that should have been done 20 years ago

The porn block would be in the firmware, so you would need to reflash your hardware to bypass the b&

The extra money you spend to get your computer or device free of malware is sent to the state AG who supposedly uses it to a fund human trafficking task force.

Intel Management Engine™

>On a sidenote: I would have expected a law like this to come out of California tho.

How fucking old are you? Since the 80's, the GOP has been the party of puritanical hatred of sex, contraception, abortion, and pornography.

You're in for a rough couple of years, bucko.

Oh. I guess that would kind of make sense if it was a new service they were offering, but restricting already existing services and then charging you to have them back is dumb.

Then they would need the assistance of any internet connected device manufacturer who would probably just tell them to fuck off and stop selling their shit in that state.

Cheaper than spending a bunch of man hours to create new firmware for all their chips, retesting them, and rolling them out to all computers already in shops in the state.
Either way this gets thrown out when the first lawsuit comes up as unreasonable taxation.

>we all read it
I didn't.
ive me the gist of it in 3 sentences or less, please.

The bottom should say liberal

b-but mUH TRUMP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>americucks

Why?

They called pepe a nazi meme unironically
The internet laughed at them

No, it's supposed to say libertarian.

You expected an anti-porn law to come from the porn capital of the world? Are you retarded?

No, Donald "Whoops, I appointed two critics of Net Neutrality to the FCC transition team " Trump.

>a law against sex to come out of California

Cali doesn't care. We had a proposition this past election to require porn stars to use condoms and it got totally demolished. The voters have spoken in favor of bareback dick

>Libertarianism (Latin: liber, "free") is a collection of political philosophies that uphold liberty. Libertarians seek to maximize autonomy and freedom of choice, emphasizing the value of political freedom, voluntary association, and the importance of individual judgment.[1][2]

>pay 20 dollars to have it taken out

or just install a fresh unbloated copy of windows 10

>a fresh unbloated copy of windows 10

Why can't republicans understand how computers work?

Show me one dem who can

i mean you could install any linux distro as well but most of the public wont like it

>Russian Hackers are responsible for
>Donald Trump
>Brexit
>Merkels declining popularity
>migrant rapes

Name me any politician who does

I'm pretty sure that would be considered a violation of the first amendment.

>porn is free speech
WORSE THAN CITIZENS UNITED

>On a sidenote: I would have expected a law like this to come out of California tho.
Nah people in this State are rather pro-porn. If you want evidence just look at the fact we keep voting down the ballot initiative designed to kick the porn industry out of the state (Under the guise of forcing performers to wear condoms).

It is. The framers of the constitution never said anything about allowing restrictions on "dirty" media. Prude judges came up with that shit 100 years after they all died.

I didn't know I was speeding officer, the russians must have hacked my speedometer

kek they just created a market of kids who can charge $10 to bypass the filters on other peoles computers

why the hell do you support this? are you mental? what are hopeless losers like me supposed to do without porn?

I'd rather just ban children in general from accessing computers.

>tfw manufacturers say fuck that shit and instead of adding filters or paying fines, simply stop shipping to south carolina

>Republican
>it will SOMEHOW "fight human trafficking"
>it's not political

Kek.

Its not like production pornogapphy is made there or anything

Ben Franklin was quite notably into some freaky stuff.

He also wrote a list of why older women were better than younger women.

lettersofnote.com/2011/02/older-mistresses-are-so-grateful.html

It'll never pass, how would Cletus look up brother/sister porn in his mobile home?

"Liberal" and "libertarian" mean different things in USA and in Europe. I think their meaning is flipped

hehe, yes, it is all just a coincidence, good янки

Madman. He doesn't care about USA. he just wants to troll us all

In the US liberal means leftist who hates free speech, whines about privilege, thinks class action is mansplaining, etc.

Libertarian means someone who believes in the freedom to live your life how you want without the government, social justice warriors, or RWDS kicking in your door. Also a tiny gov't.

>"Liberal" and "libertarian" mean different things in USA and in Europe. I think their meaning is flipped
No. In the US "Liberal" means "leftist authoritarian." Libertarian means libertarian.

Fuck porn and fuck libshits

That would be better.

A few years ago you could have "the family computer" in the living room, but now parents let their kids have laptops and phones with internet access.

Yeah, next thing you know he'll do a obviously troll appointment like some exxon mobil top guy to manage the EPA or somesuch.

That's what i meant. In Europe, the meaning of those words is "flipped", so he may be European

>in the US liberal means leftist who hates free speech

Both sides hate free speech when it's something they don't like. Only a minority can hear different opinions without jumping like a mad gorilla

Trump's appointments so far have convinced me that he's going to be an empty suit for the GOP's usual suspects agenda, regardless of whatever bullshit he spewed to get elected.

You shouldn't need the constitution to tell you right from wrong anyway.

The constitution says whatever the judges say it says.

Exactly. If I were to define "conservative" I would include being against free speech.

Then why do libshits hate free speech?

Why california? It's literally the home of the porn industry.

If anything i would expect this from NC or Utah both are just as concervative as SC.

I agree. That`s what politicians do. To see what a president will go for you just need to see who is backing him.

What I'm saying is that deferring your morality to the constitution is lazy. You shouldn't need the constitution to tell you that the government curtailing free speech is a bad thing.

Because both sides of the aisle hate free speech. Only libertarians like Ron Paul are for it.

As if both extremes don't hate free speech or something.

politico.com/blogs/on-media/2016/02/donald-trump-libel-laws-219866

Because morons don't have a nuanced view of free speech.

The government should not prevent you from exercising your free speech precisely because it has a monopoly on violence and has the power to detain or kill you.

However, free speech is not a license to say whatever you want in whatever private spaces you want. The owners of the private space have a right to set rules and regulations on its use, and can bar you from their space if they so choose.

There is additional room for nuance, but that's a good first pass.

>Time for SC to leave the US again.

>we'll just secede if we have too.

What would seceding accomplish? It is a law that state politicians are pushing for (it isn't happening at the federal level).

>The bill has been submitted to the House Judiciary Committee

And it was never heard from again.

>Coincidence

It's regular people rising up against the establishment, the result of a cultural shift

I'd rather lose porn than my free speech tho

B-but Sup Forums told me that democrats were the ones pushing for internet censorship! Are you telling me that I shouldn't blindly trust what I read on Sup Forums?

They're both pushing for censorship.

Do you really get your world view from Sup Forums? Jesus Christ user, go the fuck outside and get off of this website, you're way too impressionable.

>Not realizing porn is a form of free speech.


Seriously though, not sure how this would even work though... like, I control the device, it's a local software thing... I'd just remove it.

Like... "Anyone selling computers... or other devices that access the internet..."
So, literally retailers would just HAVE install bloatware on every computer sold locally? How could this be enforced even? What about Amazon purchases? What about ChinkShitGeneral stuff? Not saying this is at all okay conceptually, but it's hilarious to me at how they think a piece of software would actually just 'stop people'. This is the 'school content filter' only now we're adults and we can just hit 'format drive' without getting yelled at; and install Gentoo, etc. etc.

You know, actually, fuck it, pass this law. I'll move to South Carolina and make a killing removing the porn block anonymously and for only $15.00 a device.
It's a good thing people like this don't know how computers work. That'd be bad.

I'm sure pic related is about how this guy thinks 'computers and the internet' work.

This.

Also, if it went through, it'd be exactly as I would theorize it; A shitty net-nanny style software based block.
Reformat would just kill it off entirely, obviously.

>tfw all these South Carolinians come to based NC to buy computers
>Further making NC superior to SC

Ha

>porn capital of the world
>it's all shit porn
jap porn is better in every way and that's already excluding drawn stuff

>not sure how this would even work
it won't

>censored porn
>good

>he doesn't watch uncensored international releases

The first step is admitting you have a problem

Spoiler, NC and SC are both shit holes.

porn is lame. time to hit up strip clubs and get vd.