Want to order pizza online

>want to order pizza online
>order website requires nonfree javascript
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve

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Make food for yourself, you dingus

>not posting the link
nonfree.pizza/

Some user paid like $15 for our amusement.

>not using online telechat for the deaf to have a human slave make pizza order

just go to the pizza store by yourself
how else are you going to be sure that they used free as in freedom ingredients?

The ordering system used is closed source proprietary software. Your pizza is dirty

But, user, when pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!

>2017
>not being part of the hot pocket master race

Pic related, best hot pockets ever made.

Your BMI matches your IQ

Step 1: Get your fat disgusting unwashed "body" off of the couch

Step 2: Find the nearest landline telephone.*

Step 3: Use your digcusting ham hands and sausage fingers to pick up telephone and dial your nearest pizza place

Step 4: Give person on other end your order and directions to your living quarters.

Step 5: Wait for delivery guy to deliver your order.

Step 6: When delivery guy arrives, work up the courage to open the door and complete transaction. Bonus points for waiting it out long enought to see the horrified look on delivery driver's face when he/she gets a good look at you and your "home".

Step 6: Enjoy, you disgusting fat fuck

*If step 2 doesen't apply, kill yourself please.

>100% real cheese
Whew. I guess that is a pretty impressive claim in America.

@58099032
Nice meme, shit for brains.

Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.

Shit looks disgusting

Doesn't it give you cancer?

$60*

Are you mentally retarded or just a fucking idiot?

no you

You can make "cheese" from palm oil. Burgers use it mostly for cheeseburgers and sandwiches.

We will die so who cares...

B-bump...

where's the stuttering qt?

Eating that shit will make you retarded.

10/10