*slurps* why can't you just use a Mac like everybody else?

>*slurps* why can't you just use a Mac like everybody else?

your response ?

No you

Who the fuck are you and why are you sitting at my table?

Cuz im not an americuck

Never change Sup Forums

I prefer a hackintosh, dumb slut.

The fuck is that nasty looking shit in her cup?

"Because I'm not like everyone else."

*I tip my fedora as I pick up my modded T420; and disappear in a puff of white smoke, leaving behind a single rose.*

I do use a Mac but it's not because I want to be like everyone else. 

You may play with my wallet after you play on my dick and trick me to marry you.

seems like all the botox got to your eyes because this isn't your table, i'm using a mac and you mixed up your cup with the trash can

nice tits tho

Everybody else uses Windows here.

You should have waited for the ThinkPad Squad Bros.

"im not basic"

Not enough pant storage to carry more than one dongle sweetheart.

shes making up for the vitamins lost from breast implants and lip collagen and nose job

You aged like shit mckayla, now get the fuck out of my table.

that level of hotness is just unfair

seriously i wonder how easy her life must be

What the fuck is she drinking, plankton?

Maintain eye contact while sincerely telling her: "I'm a nerd who gets more sexual excitement from watching women suck on straws than actually putting my dick to its its intended use. No time to learn Mac."

plastic surgery not even once