Hear a knock at your door

>hear a knock at your door
>open it
>she says "surprise, i'm your christmas present!"
>wat do?

I clearly asked for a big booty black girl, Please go away.

Fuck off, wrong board.

check her peenees

>W-what ethnicity are you?

get yelled at by my girlfriend, her screaming ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME

Knock the bitch out and steal that t-shirt.

with pepperoni nipples

I'd just close the door before my gf finds out.

>"i didn't order a prostitute"
>shuts door

>3DPD

>gf
normies ree

>"""""Sudo apt up-"""""
>hear a knock at your door
>open it
>she says "surprise, i'm your christmas present!"
>wat do?
>Close door
>"""""...date"""""
>*ENTER*

I just go to fucking town on that ass if you feel me

THERE IS NO TRUTH IN FLESH, ONLY BETRAYAL.
THERE IS NO STRENGTH IN FLESH, ONLY WEAKNESS.
THERE IS NO CONSTANCY IN FLESH, ONLY DECAY.
THERE IS NO CERTAINTY IN FLESH BUT DEATH

sudo pacman -Syu
>hear a knock on the door right before I press Enter
>open it
>she says: Don't do it, user!
>what do?
>close the door
>press Enter
>Xorg is broken, again
>mfw I should have listened

Ask to see her papers.

sorry im gay

Ask where she got that shirt.

I guess I have to explain to my wife that we now have a slave girl.

sudo pacman -Syu --noconfirm
>2 years of daily usage
>never broke anything
Should i go to the casino or are you memeing?

gets one every time