Hey there, goyi... uuuhh, friendo! Have you submitted your fingerprint scan to a for-profit corporation yet?

Hey there, goyi... uuuhh, friendo! Have you submitted your fingerprint scan to a for-profit corporation yet?

Good, good goyi..., uuuhh, pal!

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>Implying my fingerprints arent already in every database for being arrested 5 times

The Jews already have my fingerprints from trying to get into the military.
Got denied for cutting myself when I was 13 though. At least I won't die in WW3.

If you've ever used a touch screen they have your fingerprint.

>At least I won't die in WW3
I'm sure they'll be more than willing to let you join the military in case of a war. Even then if you manage to get out if you can still die from a nuke or something.

>people still act like searing your fingerprints off isn't an option

You know your fingerprints are only stored locally right?

They are stored onboard as an algorythem only, not an image and are encrypted. This has been independently tested friend.

Your prints do not go to apple.

Prints

Prints always grow back. You would have to burn them to teh 3rd degree to scar them to taht extent.

>STILL acting like this isn't an option
Throw a rock into a fireplace and then pick it up when it goes out

My parents fell for a protect your kids from kidnappers police scheme when I was about 5 so they have my fingerprints on record already.

Can they 3D print these in latex?

Just asking.

How do you know this? Because apple says so?

Have you done the network analysis yourself to confirm or deny it? Because you're just spouting bullshit until then.

What part of independently tested was too hard for your down syndrome addled brain to understand, you fucking mong?

>independently tested
By who, you and your friends in the crack house?

"Independently tested" is a garbage buzzword made up to lure in absolute retards.

To be completely honest, if you were dumb enough to fall for the "independently tested" nonsense, you shouldn't be using a computer of any kind.

You don't have to use that method of security.

Hey there's nothing wrong with conducting scientific experiments with your friends in a crack house

You got a passport? They got your fingerprint.
You got an ID or driver's license? They got your finger print.

>implying you and your entire grade school class wasn't fingerprinted by the cops at school

>tfw read this as fingered

Well, that's only natural when thinking about grade school students.

Related question:
Da gubbamint already has my DNA (through the NHS). Is there any reason not to use 23andMe/Ancestry?

>benefits of going to a school full of niggers

Mine are on file too, but I still won't give them to some smartphone company

No they won't. I'm permanently disqualified.

This is false

So what did you do when you got your license at DMV OP? Did you sperg out when they asked for your fingerprint like Alex Jones?

They took my prints for both my license and to use my passport

where do you live?

land of the free

>Hey there's nothing wrong with conducting scientific experiments with your friends in a crack house
Except for the crack. Its a really shitty drug. The comedown is not even remotely worth the 20 minute high. I dont even know how people do it everyday.

It's very easy, what about it don't you get?

The government already has my:
>fingerprints
>palm prints
>retina scan
>iris scan
>DNA on file
>Dental X-Rays

I still don't use the fingerprint reader, because the cops can force you to unlock your phone with it.
They can't require you to enter a 4-digit pin.

I just got my license renewed and they didn't ask for shit.
Neither did they when I got it issued.

Did you forget about the penis inspection?

They did when you got it issued

They didn't. Show me the federal law that says fingerprints must be taken.

>federal
>ignoring state laws

Yes. Not every state has a law requiring fingerprints. If you're going to claim that I did get my fingerprints taken, show me the federal law mandating states to do so.

Isn't crack also about mixing cannabis with regular powder cocaıne?

Or does it really really have to be the little crack stones you have to smoke?

I herd
>crack game fucked up

They didn't ask for your prints because they already had them on record from when you got fingered in school.

Just use the wrong finger.

I used my mushroom stamp.

Same shit senpai
Got my prints from ROTC, future draft dodging because of asthma now

That being said I just got my first fingerprint swiper phone today. Not sure how I feel about it but damn is it convenient

You have to be really paranoid to think Apple would go against its own ToS to store fingerprints on a server. Why not disassemble every piece of hardware you've ever received for microphones while you're at it?

Only if you're a filthy subhuman mongrel that isn't 100% pure Aryan phenotype.

I was crushed when my results came back only 99.998% Aryan, was happier never knowing tbqh onii-fampai.

No you don't, you just have to think for yourself.

>what would I do if I had the power?

>You got a passport? They got your fingerprint.
>You got an ID or driver's license? They got your finger print.

Not in any civilized country, you ultracuck Americans bang on about freedom but then get fucked in the ass by your gubment worse than even the Brits. Those guys don't have fingerprint scans to get in a car, or get a passport.

America: not even once

And cops can force you to use your fingerprint to unlock your smartphone

Why do they have your DNA user? Did you consent for it to be stored? Story pls

Crack is just cocaine cut with shit, normally citric acid, and made into smokable rocks. Whoever told you that shit about cannabis is a moron and you should not trust them.

>being this idiotic
Most countries' passports need to have a fingerprints cause of international treaties.
The UK doesn't have them cause of some shengen bullshit.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biometric_passport#Countries_using_biometric_passports

Okay thanks!

acetone actually, which also used in the process to produce the original cocaine along with ether and gasoline

I'd rather give my fingerprints up than give up my right to encryption or VPN like the Brits and Germans.

Yep I did consent. I have a rare disease. Figured it out by myself after many years, fought to get referred to the specialists, finally succeeded. Diagnosis was done through was through genetic testing.

They only had to analyse 1 particular gene on 1 arm of 1 chromosome for it (going through it for like computer code until they come across the one tiny little error. In my case it took about 4 months, but it's a lottery, could have taken up to a year).

They probably haven't analysed any of the other DNA. Expensive and laborious. The NHS has high accountability on most (all?) levels, run for the public good, using public money which it's extremely short of right now so I doubt there's some nefarious hidden testing or even outsourcing of it going on. But I'm pretty sure the rest of my DNA sample is sitting tight in a freezer somewhere. It may have even said so explicitly when I signed my consent, I can't remember. No complaints though.