Let's see how Sup Forums will teach their kids alphabets

Let's see how Sup Forums will teach their kids alphabets
I'll start
>A for Apple

>B for fuck off

>b for butthole

b is for

B for Back to Sup Forums

C for Cuck

...

>d for dick

E for E-peen.

...

f for feminine penis

g for genetically retarded

g is for Gentoo

G for GNU+LINUX

L is for Linux Mint 18.1 Cinnamon Edition "Serena"

h for hate

I for Internet explorer

J for gif

N for nigger

My nijjer

k for kill yourself son

K for KDE is a piece of shit

L for Linus Tech Tips

M for Microsoft

Y for Yiff

What's she drinking?

N for Nougat

N is for NiggerBass

O for obese manchild

o for :o

cum

O is for Ocelot, as in Revolver Ocelot

egg nog

p for :p

R is for Revolver, as in Revolver Ocelot

p is for pussy pussy marijuana

A for Apple
B for botnet
C for Cinnamon
D for desu
E for /edc/
F for Firefox
G for Gentoo
H for Haskell
I for Intel
J for jews
K for KDE myself
L for Linux
M for Microsoft
N for niggers (CIA)
O for onii-chan
P for Pajeet
Q for QT
R for ricing
S for shill
T for Terry A. Davis
U for underrated
V for vidya gay men
W for Windows
X for X server
Y for yify
Z for zip disquette

/thread

>C for Cuck

you never fail me Sup Forums

W for Wayland
S for SystemD

Q is for quine

M is for Maki
N is for Nico

That's a lot of semen for a skinny twink.

B is for nice bulge

That's horse semen

B for BBC

amd
blackberry
cuck
debian
elementary
fedora
gentoo
hat
intel
jelly
kde
linux
manjaro
newfag
oldfag
pirate
querry
rolling release
systemd
tux
ubuntu
virgin
widows
xeon
yahoo
zeitsgeist

poor girls ;_;

I for install TempleOS.

this is why I hate the english language.

In spanish (I am a native speaker) you know how to pronounce and speak a word by only reading it. Phonetics are way easier because each letter has a fixed pronunciation (with a very few exceptions)

shit like:

shill
seat
soup
stay

you must taught a kid how it fucking sounds, even if they know how to write it.

retarded language

not true
and an alphabet doesn't convey the full range of your ability to produce sounds, so you thinking each letter can only make one sound, rather than groups of letter creating different ones as dumb
just shows how poor your memory and linguistic skills are.

>i
>not for interjection

in spanish you learn how each vowel sounds, how each combination with consonants sounds and you are set for life. With a very few exceptions, you can pronounce any word you are show without knowing how it sounds. Even the pronunciation came naturally.

And don't tell me about linguistic skills and memory. In spanish you have different ways to said the same thing. It's not necessary but it's ok if you do it.

like I said, english is a retarded language.

Get raped and gas yourself, shit skin.

B is for that trap has a benis

spanish sounds pretty retarded from how you're describing it.

>it can be complex or easy
>easy to teach
>rich and with a lot of variety
>true decedent of Latin
>standardized in most countries that talk spanish

its not a trap

S for Spooky Skeleton pls go

Leave the ameritard alone before it starts crying. You can't criticize the only language he'll ever know.

b for bulge