Where's the thread faggots? Congress is starting in 34 minutes!
33rd Chaos Communication Congress
Tuesday schedule:
fahrplan.events.ccc.de
Streams:
streaming.media.ccc.de
IRC:
???
Recommended talks:
- What could possibly go wrong with ?
- The DROWN Attack
- Console Hacking 2016
Other urls found in this thread:
33c3.infobeamer.com
kodi.wiki
cdn.c3voc.de
streaming.media.ccc.de
halfnarp.events.ccc.de
cdn.c3voc.de
cdn.c3voc.de
cdn.c3voc.de
cdn.c3voc.de
twitter.com
events.ccc.de
github.com
twitter.com
Waiting for 33c3 waifu roulette.
shit, was gonna go out this morning, but who needs sleep anyway? got nothing to do until the next semester starts.
thanks user, also marks another year i haven't gone to one in person.
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33c3.infobeamer.com
>As usual there is an info-beamer installation at #33c3 that shows information to all visitors on screens or in the halls. This year you can easily add your own images and videos. Just log into this website with your github account and upload your content. Promote you project, your hackerspace or your party.
That will not go wrong.
How do I stream on my FireTV / RaspberryPi / Media Box using Kodi:
Whens the 3ds hacking shit?
Start time: 20:30
Hall 2
Which gmt?
>No Alex Ionescu
Fuckin dropped
that's gmt+1
by using the direct links provided one would assume
When is srsly.de (VNC roulette) gonna go up, that was really fucking fun last year.
obviously Germany m8...
>cat hall_1.strm
cdn.c3voc.de
3rd reich time
streaming.media.ccc.de
women stronk
we waifuing either?
Chur
I live in the most isolated capital in the world, i only know a few gmts
this backwards letter thing won't get old, nope.
Why does every year the SJW influence seems to get worse
6th graders could give a more a more convincing speak
Apologies for proprietary.
That was the main reason for me not to go this year. Just hate all those theoretical wannabe hackers.
More talks about Ethics, Society & Politics than Security.
#safespace for me
I still come here every year but goddamn this year seems to be a lot worse than before
>for you
>forming gangs
isn't that what they are against?
>who's now here this year
>half of the room raises hand
Why
see
why is Sup Forums watching some german women talk about politics?
I don't like this direction either, but would you say there aren't enough technical talks (in absolute numbers)?
Just looking at the day 1 schedule, there are at least 10 things I'd like to see.
There are still enough technical talks but it seems be less every year
Also the crowd changes which makes the event itself less enjoyable
If you look at it that way, then political congress need more technical talks from now on.
Anyone else actually at 3c
Me
Currently in saal G
Why I can't jump to another Saal from Schedule list?
submit a bug report
werks for me, by going back to the main page and picking the other Saal
hello stream issues, my old friend
Anyone who is not watching the x86 talk is not a true Sup Forumsentoomen
calling for anons with 5+ followers to put something kekworthy on it
Me too, sup
>tfw i don't know what is going on but watching because peer pressure
I wait until at least the stream dumps are out so I can watch at 2.5x speed.
that's some serious info dump digesting user, tried 2.0x with podcasts, but burned out. back to 1.0x for now.
nominating her to go in the waifu roulette
Clementine is a qt
So is he
>ssh over cpu cache
That's gloriously disgusting
>vlc
>not mpv
there are only two hard things in comp sci after all
At least the Perl guy isn't there this year.
>please load the dater
>dater not found
>look in the DTLB for dater
>marcan talking PS4
Interesting. I dobut we'll get anything out of it other than him showing off some cool shit he's keeping close to his chest.
fucking annoying
How Do I Crack Satellite and Cable Pay TV? @ Saal 2
>assuming stuff by reading the words "marcan" and "ps4"
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Who's joining in saal 2
Queer Feminist Geeks Gathering
Tuesday, 27 December 2016 16:00, Hall B
events.ccc.de
This is the true Sup Forumsentoomen talk
>Hall 1: The Fight for Encryption in 2016
Ohh look, it's "that" talk again.
>Hall 2: How Do I Crack Satellite and Cable Pay TV?
Don't know, don't care. Sounds like it's for people who're too cheap to pay for legal services.
>Hall G: Building a high throughput low-latency PCIe based SDR
Very specific talk that probably surpasses my knowledge of hardware.
>Hall 6: Exploiting PHP7 unserialize
Small vulnerability presented like the biggest
finding in human history. Probably bunch of hipster web developers in the crowd pretending to understand the core of PHP/Zend.
What is Sup Forums watching?
2
TV cryptography is actually quite impressive
6. I'm always in for some PHP bashing.
G, but both 2 and 6 seem interesting
>Don't know, don't care. Sounds like it's for people who're too cheap to pay for legal services.
>Probably bunch of hipster web developers in the crowd
nice hypocrisy btw
2
TV Security is surprisingly crazy
Me
The veterans are actually running around the assemblies and watch recordings of the talks, while noobs storm the talks.
>PHP Security
>SQL Injection
>XSS
Nigger you what. Made up shit to fill the slide?
meh
People came for some PHP Bashing but they didn't know that this talk requires knowledge in programming.
Lol poor hipsters in the crowd don't know when and how to react.
Guys, I have a ticket but not much time right now. Probably going tomorrow and friday.
Are there some must have seen talks? Most topics seem rather blahblah, if you know what I mean..
Or should I rather join the assemblies?
Many people in general here don't know talks require knowledge in computing
This is the highlight of my year
I'm sorry.
>Zwischen Technikbegeisterung und kritischer Reflexion: Chaos macht Schule
Other stuff is interesting but only if you're able to practically do it.
Might fall asleep listening to stuff like DROWN or whatever.
As expected cracking pay TV ain't worth it.
roll
I thought it was pretty good
Perl get
rolling for michelle or perl guy
whammy prpolly worst get on the chart
>stream starts buffering, and I have no idea is it IPv6 tunnel's or CCC's fault
Nothing wrong with research, but good luck to find anything worth of watch from pay TV.
Absolutely disgusting, the black girl is the only one I'd even consider.
wow that's filthy, sexist, misogynistic and disgusting
It's CCC.
I was at the talk of Joanna last year. That girl can use all my backdoors.
I would consider Jennifer but then there's the social justice jew hair. Bleh.
Check your privilege.
Any meetups planned?
What 4 are up next? Watching with an illiterate.
- Bootstraping a slightly more secure laptop
- The DROWN Attack: Breaking TLS using SSLv2 (en)
- Zwischen Technikbegeisterung und kritischer Reflexion: Chaos macht Schule [Between technology enthusiasm and critical reflection: Chaos [Computer Club] in schools]
- Predicting and Abusing WPA2/802.11 Group Keys
Half the talks are about fighting populism and alt right
No thanks, fucking Juden and Untermenschen
>the state of CCC
>- Bootstraping a slightly more secure laptop
wow. Listening to this right now.
I want to modify my x220 please. Sounds fuckin awesome
PS: the pic on github does even show a x220.
Just gotta find a tutorial for it.