>have a small, freedom-respecting LAN party today
>nothing huge, just a couple of folks from the GLUG
>have a few computers running 100% free software (apart from the BIOS unfortunately)
>have Battle for Wesnoth, Supertuxkart, Teeworlds, 0 A.D. and a couple of games they're bringing
>brother recommends we order a few pizzas
>mfw pulling up the website
nonfree.pizza
Have a small, freedom-respecting LAN party today
Austin Davis
Zachary Reed
nigger
Brody Baker
>things that didn't happen
>/r/Sup Forums screencap bait.post
Jace Diaz
>millennials are not intelligent enough to order a pizza over the phone
or are you afraid the firmware in your landline phone is a botnet?
Landon Hernandez
Newfag
>Inb4 I fell for the bait
Jace Sullivan
>tfw botnet wants me to starve
Charles Martinez
But, user, when pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime!
Jose Young
> he doesn't make his own pizza to escape the botnet
Grayson Perry
>search GLUG
>find this pic
kek
Dylan Turner
LUGs were only somewhat popular in the late 90s and early 00s so that makes sense.
Brody Perez
>shitposting with Aruru
fuck you
Jason Rogers
>people are bringing games
>no one's bringing food
Are your friends too retarded to stop at Little Caesar's for some $5 Hot-N-Ready pizza?
Bentley Carter
What is nonfree.pizza? I just get a black screen when i try to visit
Noah Cruz
It's literally just a webm of some retarded anime cunt crying.
Jacob Mitchell
>his browser can't play webm
Benjamin Taylor
Noscript blocks videos
Nolan Hughes
>Anime
>M..Muh frreedom
I bet you are disgustingly fat OR thin like a rake. Pizza is really easy to make at home. Are you honestly that much of a pathetic failure you can't do that?
Blake Watson
Pizza is also really easy to order. Sometimes you want to enjoy the food without putting in any work.
Robert Wilson
Also you can order it over a telephone (but careful, dont use a portable phone)
Matthew Ortiz
If this portable phone was given to me as a gift, can I use it to order pizza? It would be a free (as in gratis) phone, no?
Benjamin Reyes
Is a wireless land line okay?
Joseph Robinson
Nearly all portable phones are tracking devices which use proprietary software. There is nothing wrong with a borrowed phone, or a wireless land line, as long as you are aware of it's potential roll as a bug.
Nathan Moore
How about you call them you autistic fuck.