I got this shit for Christmas. Wat do?

I got this shit for Christmas. Wat do?

Use it.

Install Gentoo on it.

Hack the internet.
Defend yourself by installing firewall lvl6 encryption.

install gentoo

idk what for, I don't really need to run any servers. Maybe use it like a NAS?

Emulator machine

OOh, good idea!

first, stop being a retard

we have a /sqt/ and SBC thread, post there instead

thanks for your response

The intended purpose of a raspi is to buy it, not know what to do with it, and then make this thread every day for the next year.

>'I just got an rpi, what do with it' is a future Sup Forums meme
you heard it here first

It has been a meme since consumer SBCs exist. You're late.

This one does have built in wifi, so its a little more useful. But yeah.

>buy empty laptop (just monitor and keyboard)
>connect rasp-pi to it
>have the coolest laptop ever

Was my Netflix machine and I barely had to recharge it. Used some old gutted 2005 laptop

There are hundreds or project ideas you could use with it. Including guides on the internet. Think of what you want to do and make it happen.

pics? Sounds cool!

DIY home security system.

i did this with mine

now i dont know what to do

No pics but I found a guide online back when they first came out however many years ago.

It was literally an old laptop with a rasp-pi connected through the back to get to the monitor and keyboard.

Compile glibc.

hook up a bunch of random sensors to it and make proto-robot abominations until you run out of give-a-fucks (aka never).

Or try making a really, really light wearable/AR system with it. It will suck but you'll have made something.

Drink coaster

Create a cloud

>NAS
>over a 100mbps NIC that shares its bandwith with the usb ports

I would just get an SBC with gigabit ethernet and a sata port or simply an old LC for that purpose.

NAS, Tor AP, home automation, security system, etc.
use your imagination

Sell it and buy an odroid c2

Stick it up the ass

Odroid c2 has a gigabit ethernet btw

fap.

?

Home automation, pi hole, home server, emulator

Install retro pi

>I got this shit for Christmas.
Underage B&

>connecting a laptop monitor to a pi
Bullshit. Almost all laptop screens use proprietary connectors and probably have some of the hardware attached to the motherboard

he put in a new screen :-)

You pathetic heretic, burn some incense ligt purified candles and praise the Omnissiah for having friends and/or family that gift you with a precious gifts of technology no matter how small.

Plug it into your tv and use it as a glorified chromecast or games emulator

poisin tap

you mean compile libreoffice and firefox

Buy an RTLSDR dongle to turn your Pi into an ADS-B receiver, then sell your data to flight tracking websites. (jk most of them just give you premium membership for free)

glibc was always the thing that took me the longest.

put in blender and blend it

If you like vidya games do this

Sell it and buy an ODROID C2.

Use it to build a suicide machine and kill yourself.

Install gentoo then get bored quickly after.

RetroPie, OSMC, UPnP server, NAS

There are cheaper ways.

What, are you trying to save money?

Everyone already knows how to do it with dental floss.

The newer Raspberry Pi models STILL share the bandwidth between the USB and network traffic?

The point is to have fun.

Yes and the best part is that instead of reusing an SoC they actually developed a custom SoC. The only difference between the RPi 2 and 3 is the CPU which most people don't give a shit about.

>buying something you don't want just because its cheap and every retard buy it

kill yourself

Buy != get

>Wat do?
Get Pi NoIR, make a web cam, add tracker, be alerted to people before they arrive.

Add a SDR-RTL, get alerted by cell phone signals appearing in range to see people trying to hide.