Be me

>Be me
>talking about computers with my nephew in my local Caffè
>the wife of the town's church's pastor overheard us and she said "your good with computers aren't you?"
>hesitantly reply yes

Several days later I ended up being the IT guy for the church, and helping with church's logo, website, and other technologies related stuff

>tfw I get any pc parts for free as long as I tell the pastor that it is important
>tfw he just paid for a brand new i76700k and motherboard

I'm not even religious but man, I'm so lucky

you are truly blessed user

>buying i7
>not waiting until ZEN and AM4

You lucky fucker

just wait until you have to take the mandatory pipe organ lessons

Yea, the church is fucking loaded and as long as the pastor keeps paying for tech, I will do any of the easy shit they need.

I'm about to ask him to buy me a gtx 1080.
I don't care, I already got over 2 thousand bucks worth of free tech so far. In only a month. For Christmas he bought me a 4k TV

>a 4k TV
How the hell do you even justify that purchase to him?

It was a Christmas gift from him for being such a helpful guy. You'd be amazed how easily these guys spend money.

Promised not to report him molesting me.

information accuracy: 88% that he is molesting you

enjoy hell user

>making him buy shit they don't need

fag

Can you post a conversation of you asking him to buy something?

welcome to the other side of the system
you "play" the system by the rules of those in charge, you get rewarded

t. avid bootlicker, haven't paid for anything expensive in a long time

What does he say you have to do to go to heaven?

If he is a false prophet helping people into hell, you are going to have blood on your hands

if there is one thing that gets you ahead in this world, its contacts

you made a damn good one with the church there OP, religious people stick together, and once they hear that youre the churche's tech guy, youre going to be the #1 guy to throw money at whenever anyone in the community needs tech support

godspeed

>I'm about to ask him to buy me a gtx 1080.

Don't be a dick

Just go with the 1070 :^)

>wasting a churches' money on jew tech scams
i'm not even religious but you deserve to get shot

you're making me really glad that I stopped giving to the collections at church

>tfw convinced the priest to give me a handjob when I was 11

I'm sorry but you don't truly know what luck is.

>convinced

>the zen doesn't exist

dumb frogposter

>zen
This is against church and god almighty. Its some oriental bullshit.

You are a fucking piece of shit

>those digits