Oh look, a battery

Oh look, a battery.
What should I do with it?

Crack it open and drink the acid

put matches all around it, cover it in straw or paper and then light the straw and walk away

Recycle it properly.

throw dat shit in da michaelwave

cross the jumpers
ALL OF THEM

Crack it open and shove the batteries up your ass

use it as a dildo

Hammer the battery and make sure to keep your face close.

Use it.
Sell it.
Take to a waste disposal place as it is hazardous waste. (Eg. electronics stores in the EU must accept and handle these appropriately)
Buy a new one?

Ok, what next?

Extract the acid and throw it in the face of apostates, inshallah.

Throw it into a lake. Fish need electrolytes.

shove the cells up your ass

Drink the acid.

Close it up again and take a picture.

>acid
>American education

Put it inside a paint bucket, fill it with gasoline, close it, and leave it out in the sun

put a knife through the cells

dubs for up the pooper shooter

>2016
>lelnovo still uses 1 (ONE) thermal sensor on ONE cell to measure temperature
>lelnovo still uses unprotected cells to save a dollar on production costs
Thinkfags will defend this

cum on it then stab it with a hammer
dubs confirm

no dubs

Shove it up your boipuccy

now

much better.
Two as spare cells for my backup flashlight in my car, 5 as a backup source of energy to my car's homemade alarm system and one for my ham radio. One is fucked, and it goes into trash.
Remember kids to newer throw away laptop batteries. In most cases it's dead because of one cell failure.

ahem. Need I remind you that this one has trips ?:

underrated post

>9cells

Wew lad if it 18650 gib plox

>2016

your battery has a date code of 2011 on it though :^)

hey, that will fit my thinkpad, hand it over right NOW!!!

nevermind, since i scrolled down i see you destroyed it

Overcharge it, take it on a plane and breach the cells

B-but it's still here, desu senpai. It's just a little bit lighter :^)
I think I'll just put in on ebay in "unknown state" which cannot be confirmed, since "I don't own a compatible laptop". Kek
Here, take one. Don't be shy :^)

Believe me, it's only worse now :^)
This battery has 2800mAh cells, which is like 600mAh less than it should be in 2016. Lelnovo is intentionally putting worse quality and cheaper cells to these batteries. Also nothing changed in 2016 70++ model constructions, believe me.

>using the beauty filter
>on a thinkpad

>beauty filter
What.
More like a shitty camera in my $50 phone

put a whole bunch of these fuckers on there and light them up

Why would I do that?
I really, really like these cells.

then what are you doing on Sup Forums with them

I'm gathering attention and opinions, of course.

Fine, I fucking give up. Here it is.

Thanks

Burn it and inhale the fumes

Cut it with glowing hot knife

thanks, will do :^)

>t430
>t420 keyboard
how?

Apply mains voltage directly to the battery cells.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>using the smiley with a carat nose

by putting t420 keyboard in a t430

i'm pretty sure this is not that simple

It is. Don't expect all the keys to work properly though.

put it in a thinkpad and install gentoo

>not installing gentoo on the battery
what a faggot

Take a drill and drill into it. Then, drop it in a mailbox.

>stab it with a hammer

Open it and expose to heat above 100°C

>implying he'll have the time to put it in a mailbox

>implying I don't know this already

Cut it up and put it in the fridge for a day. When out of the fridge, put it on your stove and walk out of the house.

Vape them at over 10 amps

Dön't mind it, no dubs, no service. I don't want to be the one to blame for a housefire

>>lelnovo still uses unprotected cells to save a dollar on production costs
there's more protection on the PCB than there would be on each individual cell. Also, it's done because on-cell protection costs you a good 5% of total available power because of the drop through the tiny mosfet.

Burn the cells and inhale the smoke.

>Thinkfags will defend this
Most of the Thinkfags are paid Chinkfags shills.

Those lg?

You even able to use those as spares?

Crack it open and shove it up your ass.

Dubs and you throw it in a fire.

ROLLING

what kind of charger do you need to charge unprotected cells harvested from laptop batteries safely?

chzech em

Will they blend?

It still registers, you just need a key remapper.

DO IT

Put butter on it and put it in the oven

If singles draw smiley faces on them resembling: :^)

How difficult is it to replace the cells in an old ThinkPad battery?

Sanyo UR18650ZT 2800mAh
Yes, charged and tested all of them yesterday. Spares charged to 50% for long term storage
USB power bank :^)
>safely
well, define safety
Very. You need to use a hardware flasher to clear eeprom memory which has a counter of charge cycles and defined max capacity

sorry, I'm straight

I have a pavillion baterry laying around
how do i check whether it's failure of some cells, or whole unit?

Even if it's only one cell fucked up you won't be able to replace it, unless you replace all cells (which again, isn't that simple)
Take out all cells and check voltage of each one. If any is below defined terminal voltage (~2.7V? Depending on model) you can purge it and save others for your flashlight, power banks, dildos etc

what kind of hotdog is these

ok now good question is how do i disassemble battery

i suspect it's not that easy as it has no screws in it

uhm, knife? screwdriver?
Just don't hurt the cells or you'll end up losing your hands

i actually hurt myself already lol

Cum on them.

Roll

wow, that was creative, dude! I always wanted to do that!
Thanks!

Post pics.

...

Of the battery, faggot.

>baby hands
kek

...

Good. Keep going

fuck off

bring it back tyrone

got some progress on it

Put it in a museum.