>Wake up in the middle of night
>Notice the laptop on my desk
>Web cam light is turned on
Wake up in the middle of night
must be a boring job to look at black webcams and listen to guys sleep
Awesome shit post xD
>not desoldering the webcam and mic.
>he doesn't sleep in an FSF approved panic room (which is really just an old office at MIT you're squatting in)
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>being an MIT nigger
Who gives a fuck. I dontnunderstand the people who cover their webcams. What will they see? Me jacking off at my screen?
>not living in a faraday cage
Having people see your wiener is like the scariest thing for Americans.
at least he admits he's dumber than someone else
this, lol
If you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear
>things that didn't happen
>not taping over your webcam
>Having people see your wiener is like the scariest thing for Americans.
If you saw an American's weiner you'd know why.
>Wake up after 13/1/2038
>More than 50% of computers are now unusable
God damn it, POSIX!
Georgia Tech represent motherfuckers! Fuck MIT
joke's on them really...
>implying there will be 13 months in a year in 2038
>Implying everyone uses your retarded M/D/Y system
God damn it, anglosphere!
>Wake up in the morning
>Notice computer is on
>I turn it off every night
>Sit down and shake the mouse
>Turns off
>MFW
>he doesn't want (((them))) to know he has an uncut peenie so he tapes over his webcam
Top fucking lel
>Antivirus notification of a problem
>Click on notification
>Bluescreens
>Webcam blinks for 0.0002 of a picosecond
>turn off tv
>go to sleep
>notice some kind of dim light 5 mins later
>tv is doing something until the standby led is turning on again
>the screen is still light
Every god damn night
>not using DDMMYYYY like sensible people
>tfw you're spied on by a retard that doesn't know to keep the webcam light off when using said webcam to spy on you