Say hello to your new boss user

>say hello to your new boss user

What do you do?

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>Good morning, Mr. Dickshit!

Good day, Sir.

POO

Hello Mr. Anal Dickshit.

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Good night Tom

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Is this a common name?

>Hello Mr. Anal Dickshit.
holy shit you could do this and get away with it
Now i want a boss with that name

>anal dickshit

I swear, somebody is making these up.

>all business owners, execs and professors
Their name may be Anal Dickshit, but they all accomplished more than most neckbeards on this board.

> Believing an Indian's resume

Hello I am Anil Dikshit, I work for Apple, Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Oracle, and Facebook. I graduate Manapadapooinloo University top of class A++ 102% on every exam. I start many businesses, yes, I work in web, android, apple os, and embedded. I know every linux, even XP. I work senior architect, devops engineer 7, VP of engineering at Oracle. All this is true, yes, here are the phone numbers of my 18 brothers and cousins who will confirm.

You give job? I work for $19/hour, no less.

IN

pajeet my son

LOO

IN

>KPMG
>implying they can audit their way out of a box

I do nothing.

POO

JOO

Hello Mr. Dipshit err Dickshit

MY

>Sheila Dikshit
>her son is called Sandeep
>Sandeep Dikshit

>Actually believing there lies.
You'd be surprised at the amount of cheating that goes on in India at their universities. Their degrees are worth shit. Not to mention the amount of lying they do.

Top kek

MOO

meet new boss
same as old boss

..buy him deoderant

I congratulate him on his new position and ask him over for dinner at my house.

>KPMG
i'd shoot myself before even knowing he's a Pajeet

Trips of business-politics

>packing hot fudge at bombay technical center
>not in the street

Fake