What program did you write which you consider your greatest accomplishment?

What program did you write which you consider your greatest accomplishment?

A machine learning framework for the botnet my company was selling.

It doesn't count if you used existing libraries.

From scratch it was, libraries where shit or unable to scale back then. Just used Hadoop for parallelism.

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fizzbuzz

my sidescroller helicopter shooter with joystick support in QuickBASIC.

of course I do more complex stuff now I program embedded systems then when I did BASIC at 15yo but I never felt that magnitude of satisfaction ever since.

A budget program. Once I write Battleship that'll be my greatest feat.

debugger for powerPC and motorola68k based architectures running industrial control applications

hello world in python

Why are they driving on the wrong side of the road? That's how accidents happen.

lol. this reminded me of something i was very proud of as a kiddo. wrote an autominer for the original runescape (with a keylogger embedded obviously), also did a mock site for promoting it with fake "success stories" and pics and all lmao

Yuropoor pls

2.7 or 3?

Minesweeper for gtk in C without gtkbuilder or glade.

I'm not a professional programmer, but I like to play around with this stuff.

Half of the Linux kernel

eh fuck off no one on fucking Sup Forums is in a company you neet cunt

probably my Sup Forums browser (browser #113). there's others, but this one is the biggest and most useful.

nifty.

Sorry. LARPing helps me forget my shitty life.

A pong in Pascal :)

the game I'm working on
before that, I don't know
I've always been fond of this one I made in junior high where I discovered metaprogramming and thought it was the coolest thing ever when I found it and got it to work

MCMC fitting algorithm with two chains in an 8th dimensional space

>Anonymá´‘us
sneaky

I'm making a gui app that lets you create a gradient in special 3D printers while printing. Just put the sliced gcode file in, select the color at the top and the bottom, and it'll do the rest (for the Diamond Hotend, nothing too fancy)

A g.e-hentai album downloader.
I can program everything if there's porn on it.

n-nani?????

I put backdoor in every project i ever got into

It dumps txt files to my no-ip link, obviously i have to encrypt everything and codes are spread in different modules

Team lead programmer doesn't even bother to check my code

An FBP inverse radon transform algorithm.

>intentionally putting 0-days in your code
Lmao your monkey ass would be fired if you didn't work for some hole-in-the-wall autist daycare

HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI

wrote a textboard with php/mysql in high school.

It all went downhill from there

congratulations, you're the first one to notice that

Thats why he does it genius
>Not paid enough
>put back doors in
>sell the data

I wrote a 32-bit OS from scatch with my own kernel, bootloader and a bunch of native programs like text editors, file managers and small games. I did it just for fun though and only showed it to a couple friends.

I also wrote a bunch of apps that are decently popular and which bring me a monthly, passive income of roughly $1600.

Obviously, none of the apps were as "challenging" as the OS, in terms of programming. Yet ironically, they bring me some money, while the OS wouldn't get me a dime.
Just goes to show that effort is not rewarded in society.

probably one of my vidya since they involve the most effort. nobody gives a shit about vidya tho so maybe one of my utilities.

The only thing I've written that I'm genuinely fond of is some shitty c# GUI program that allowed me to hide and reveal entries in the uninstall wizard in Windows so I could hide my hentai games from my parents when I lived with them

I made a program to predict the next lottery numbers

I code cheats for CS:GO and sell them as subscriptions.
I also sell private and unique custom builds which go for 1k at the very least.

Hello World in HTML

Yeah i tried that once, too much math tho

To date, it would have to be my compiler. Its small, optimizations are messy, but it works.

the I-love-you virus

Lying is wrong, user, even if you do it on the internet.

A tic-tac-toe game in Visual Basic that contained primitive AI - that is, it would actually go for a win if it saw one you didn't block.

(My programming journey never went past high school classes.)

It would also try to block you too, I forgot to mention.

I wrote an app called Clover. It's specifically designed to help reddit users migrate to the new look of Sup Forums.

useful effort is rewarded
the OS wouldn't make you money because no one would use it

That looks like shit.

How many apps? iOS?

In high school, I made a RuneScape bot with a few friends.
It eventually went on to be the most widely used out there.

At its peak, I was making about $100k a month in ads and membership sales.

NO U

A total 4. Both iOS and Android.

NO U

Are you really this stupid?

Hi floens, loving your app! This forum can be quite disgusting sometimes but i have earned a lot of karma by posting screenshots of funny threads to /r/Sup Forums so it's alright
Could you tell me where to find my account page in the Clover app? Thank you

>ameripoor is ameristupid and ameri"thinks" all of Europe is driving on the left lane
>uses the "deprecated" imperial system and defends it
ameriretard, plssss

Programmable synthesizer that takes letters a-z and A-Z, as input.

What kind of apps makes more money for you? I suppose the shitty 2D games?

is programming a meme or something legit to get into? i dont wanna be making games

no

>implying I think all Europeans drive on the left
>implying I defend imperial measurements

I wrote Sup Forums

>tfw 2003 was 30 years ago

Hello world

Enjoy your extinction and caliphate Euro trash.

Enjoy your gun laws... Oh wait, you're already "enjoying" it

a hentai downloader c:

A multithreaded historical stock chart downloader for the whole market from Yahoo Finance. Can download all 8000 stocks in 1 1/2 mins :)

Yeah...our minorities kill themselves for us.

Also our violent crime rate is lower than yours bud. Cheers! But nice attempt to weasel away from the failure of your dying people by using 'gun deaths' instead of violent crime. Way to be a weasel.

I wrote a center of gravity calculator in JavaScript in middle school. JavaScript because I needed a language I could use in school. I may not have been able to run foreign software on the school's computers but I could still use Internet Explorer and Notepad.

>tfw its a valid question
I kek'd unusually hard for that one :D

Id give it a shot. Post img? Ill be happy to give a legit review

Kek

Kreigsmarine for c=64 in basic 2.0
Did it in pencil on request cards in county jail in 1985

I was pretty happy with a state-machine framework that I developed.

It was used to develop the GUI and product-controller software for several products, all of them using Linux-based SBCs with 4.5-inch touchscreens.

The state-machine framework had some really nice features, like the ability of every state to have a "parent" state that would automatically get all unhandled events, greatly promoting code reuse -- and it also had the concept of "enter" and "exit" events that are automatically fired when changing states, which serve a similar role as constructors and destructors do, i.e. they're good for ensuring that states are properly initialized and finalized.

I've never written more than a few MATLAB programs for an assignment.

>American education

wait what

What language?

Those statistics are misleading because America has more people per capita than Europe.

>misleading

>Those statistics are misleading because America has more people per capita than Europe.
>more people per capita

This post made my neurons firing per capita rise to dangerous levels.

Wrote an Excel macro for my dad. It took a project that would have taken him days to do and finished it in a few seconds. Took me quite awhile to write it, but I'm a NEET so it was nice to be useful for once.

A custom made management application for a large business, featuring order processing, personell management, content management (webshop) and targeted newsletter creator / sender. Took me a year and replaced 20 people. I was let go right afterwards. Then their server crashed.. He he he...

America only weighs like more people per capita.

A program that approximates the solutions of differential equations using the 4th order Runge-Kutta method.

It's also the only thing I've ever coded, so I'm not sure if it counts.

Top man. Posted from clover.