Anyone at CES? What new stuff will Sup Forums rave about this year?

Anyone at CES? What new stuff will Sup Forums rave about this year?

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no retro thinkpad?

Maybe anyone who have not already could fill out these retro thinkpad forms.

blog.lenovo.com/tag/retro thinkpad

Maybe it will remind them that we still want a retro thinkpad. At least make it the most popular webpage on lenovo.com during CES (more than their other shit)

Xiaomi is going to announce new chink shit in 2 hours.
youtu.be/b6HjJqA4dxw

I'll be there tomorrow, if anyone has any recs for booths

Check out the Superbook.
kickstarter.com/projects/andromium/the-superbook-turn-your-smartphone-into-a-laptop-f

IT'S STARTING

Anyone see new mini itx cases??

...

BLACKED

ON A SEGWAY

>Xiaomi bicycle
FUCKING FINALLY

NEW XIAOMI RICE COOKER
JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

I don't even

stream?

WHITE MI MIX CONFIRMED!!!

>these pajeets in the chat

At long last its released! hype!

BREAKING NEWS: Xiaomi's keynote at CES 2017 has been cancelled due to an 11th hour law suit brought by Apple.

top fucking kek

...and nothing of value was lost.

It really has started now

This is the worst presentation so far.

Hopefully Hugo can wake everyone up.

based Hugo Barra

37 LTE bands

holy shit

GLOBAL LTE BANDS

the heck is MI?

huh, teapot phone

>no applause

Cheesy presentation. Good products.

people laughed, i'd say it's better
this guy is rather not cringy at all, not what I watch CES streams for

WTF ARE THEY DOIING?!?!?!?!?

THIS IS A WEAK PRESENTATION -___-

>smart rice cooker
fucking retarded

I would prefer them copying Steve jobs keynotes t b h

they're just boasting about the size of their botnet

wow rice recipes

beenet for beehive society of proud chinese workers

it's a brick.
Actually I want more brick like devices.

NEW PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

size of a tv

A fucking tv

>TV in 2017

FUCK

oh wow a thin TV, except LG already made a thinner one

I was hyped when they compared it to other phones and that flexible screen

>deep learning AI system

Who is that moron that wanted to live in cyberpunk future?

The is why China is a future superpower while India is not.

youtube.com/watch?v=b6HjJqA4dxw

>did you ever wish your TV spied on everything you watch?
>WELL NOW IT WILL

India doesn't need to be. Indians are already running the top tech firms.

pc tv?

>implying shitty smart tvs aren't doing that already

there is 2 billions of indians, and only 0.000000003% of these people in tech companies

I know, I just don't know why anyone would want that

16k

I just wanted to point it out. It's one of the main reasons why I'm not buying a smart tv and connect it to the internet.

OMFG THIS IS A CRINGE WORTHY LOW BUDGET PRESENTATION

DIAOMONDS

it's apple + rice cooker and TV

>no one clapping
>no one excited
>no one cares
Why are televisions so boring, Sup Forums?

botnet tv
also:
>muhh thickness

this one is cool, they made tv console

That's all they need.

anyone else presenting today?

HAHAHA WE GOT CHINKED BY THE MASTER CHINK

just make a cheap, good 4K monitor, fuck these botnet TVs

chinked when we least expected it

>botnet TV
>botnet rice cooker
>botnet router
>botnet dragon dildo
when will this madness end

VR/AR responsive feedback forks.

not everything has to be an endless stream of commercials and cameos you American.