What's the alternative to this ugly product line of meme laptops?

What's the alternative to this ugly product line of meme laptops?

Hi!

xps looks gud

If by meme you mean comfy as fuck then you know already that you need no alternative

image is as washed out as the people who use macs

Macbook, Elitebook or XPS.

do you WANT coil whine?

looks good but the keyboard flexes when a fly lands on it

Why do you care? If you dismiss Thinkpads as a meme, there will be nothing that exists that will not be a meme.

>Macbook
enjoy the dongle life, faggot

Have sex with people of your own gender and buy a Macbook.

this belongs in tpg but, :
Elitebooks
Latitudes
other stinkpads

There were Macbooks before the 2016 model, faggot.

suicide

Whats so ugly about it?

I have a MacBook 2008 running Ubuntu quite nicely. Battery life blows but also all battery cells from that era are sitting in a warehouse degrading so...yeah. Everything except for mini-display port works which doesn't matter much anyway.

Panasonic Let's Note.

>Panasonic
>That dissonant color scheme

Are there any other laptop that's good and has the red trackpad thing that ThinkPads have?

Those are the expensive customization options you can mix or match if you buy it in Japan.

Yes, ThinkPads

I've got a Dell laptop at work that isn't too bad.

Probably Elitebook

What's wrong Thinkpad? I think it's look cool with boxy tank design. It's like you can use it as weapon in Britain to defend against Pakis.

>It's like you can use it as weapon in Britain to defend against Pakis.
That's an awfully specific fetish.

get mony to buy a x1 carbon