2016 Review thread

>people watch porn on phone

WHAT THE HELL

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Linux is still a meme

...and Firefox is dying

>watching porn on phone
I do that all the time.

I have a problem.

Look at that increase! Year of the Linux desktop indeed!

Jerking under the shower in a bath is by far the greatest masturbation.

You're naked, it's warm and moist and you can splunk it all everywhere including yourself and clean up no problem

Is your phone sperm resistant as well?

Edge is actually pretty sweet. Finally switched over today from Chrome.

>People post on Sup Forums primarily on phone

I fap exclusively on the shitter desu
phone is the best, mxplayer lets me seek via just sliding my finger anywhere on the screen which is the best for single handed usage
semen is disposed without a trace straight away and I can just chill out on my porcelain throne for a bit afterwards

Yes.
I actually clean it with Octenisept frequently

+14% of nothing! FUCK YEAHHH LADS!

this except vlc on android has this feature and it has better compatibility, performance and no ads

Is Chrome really that much better than Firefox?

>people use a small easy to control one handed device for wanking
What's so surprising?

Is Windows really that much better than Linux?

>people watch porn on phone
Ikr damn weird people
[spoiler]I had to replace my phone for that reason, never ever again[/spoiler]

people that use their phones for everything (especially for Sup Forums) just seem like mall rat teenagers who should be killed.

How do you break your phone wanking?

>people watch porn on phone
Why wouldn't they ?

For many people their phone is way more personal than their PC.

VR porn is great mane

this

just put your phone inside a transparent plastic bag

>VR porn is great mane
is it worth it?
ive started noticing it popping up on streaming websites more and more and its got me really interested
not being able to seek though seems like a huge negative

>including yourself
nah bro.

>clean up no problem
How many years have you been jerking off and just coming on yourself that clean up outside of a shower seems to be a problem ?

not the OP, but
>Why wouldn't they ?
because clearing your history on your phone is a huge pain in the ass.
because watching anything any way other than streaming (i.e. downloading) via mobile operating system is a huge pain in the ass (and in some cases impossible) compared to doing the same with a desktop operating system.
because you can't view things on a larger screen
because clunky VR hacks using your phone are only interesting if you can actually emulate the feeling of sex. otherwise the immersion is just retarded. i'm only interested in the woman/women in the porn, not looking to my left and seeing pillows and looking to my right and seeing a nightstand because "OOOHHHH VR"

there are obviously reasons for using your phone to watch porn (it sounds like the winning reason here is laziness, but i bet the trending reason for the population is that they just don't know how to do things except on their phones), but don't act like there's no credible reason *not* to watch porn on a phone.

not able to seek?

if you're talking about how the phone's strapped to your face there's bluetooth remotes that act as a mouse that you can use.

Try it out with google cardboard.
I wouldn't buy some expensive VR phone adapter just for porn.

You just can lay in bed and just have them rest on your face or just gently hold them in place with one hand.

>because clearing your history on your phone is a huge pain in the ass.
Why would I do that ? Its not like im cheating on anyone. its just porn.
Be an adult, stop clearing your history, there is nothing wrong with watching porn


The rest of your arguments are just plain stupid and basically are "i don't like it, so I don't understand how many else can, mobile porn and vr porn is stupid"

>Why would I do that ? Its not like im cheating on anyone. its just porn.
>Be an adult, stop clearing your history, there is nothing wrong with watching porn
adults go out and sometimes let their friends use their phones for the occasional thing here or there. i don't want them stumbling into porn left open on a browser tab or something.

nothing catastrophic will happen, but it's an embarrassing situation. the only people i know who had no sense of the impropriety of that sort of thing are the object of jokes about autism and stuff. this shouldn't require a whole explanation.

your post asked "why wouldn't they?" and i gave you a handful of reasons. why do you need the reasons i gave to be convincing to you? do you not understand that reasons are persuasive to some people but not persuasive to others?

do you honestly need us to walk through that for you?

do people sometimes jokingly say you're on the autism spectrum?

no that guy. I broke an ipod nano by dropping it in the toilet, and I'd guess the same happened to him

Who jerks off on the toilet?

> browser tab or something.
exact same problem exists on the desktop, why don't you take up arms against that platform for porn too.
Oh is it because going incognito on your phone is just as easy as doing it on your PC ?

>nothing catastrophic will happen, but it's an embarrassing situation. the only people i know who had no sense of the impropriety of that sort of thing are the object of jokes about autism and stuff. this shouldn't require a whole explanation.
The only people I know that are embarrassed by porn are under aged faggots

*into the toilet

It's more tissue efficient, and if you're living with people you can be confident no one's going to want to walk into the bathroom while it's in use

I know it's not unheard of because Larry does it in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm and also this guy

I suppose. I've done it a few times during extended stays at friends or families houses but I always just do it in my computer chair at home.

you spray on your desk?

>exact same problem exists on the desktop,
ctrl-shift-w closes all browser tabs. lots of useful keyboard shortcuts and shortcuts in general make it easy to close all of the programs i have open. desktop browser profiles are much easier to switch into/out of than on mobile operating systems.

these aren't obscure things. why do i need to explain this shit to you?

This. It's just so much more convenient.

>The only people I know that are embarrassed by porn are under aged faggots
If you don't understand the social cue to be embarrassed about porn appearing on your phone among friends or co-workers, then he might be on to something about Autism.

do cut fags just jizz anywhere ?

fuckin phone shits

Hey, dumbfuck! Your ass smells as bad as mine, so can that upty-toity social cue shit.

Healthy males, amongst others, watch porn and enjoy it. But you, christian altar kissing boys love keeping it a taboo. Shit, if I were there now, I'd take pleasure in splitting your baptised unibrow open with my mobile phone hand covered in jizz!

Is Poor really in the Loo?

>mfw no waterproof phone
I should really get one.

>mfw my phone just doesn't get wet
Feels nice to not be a dumbass

>upty-toity
lol what?

Lots of people masturbate. Lots of people also shit. That doesn't mean it's socially acceptable not to flush.

No idea what this nonsense is about baptism and unibrows and stuff. Sounds like you've got something to work through.

Yeah, that unibrow of your. Gonna wipe my smegma on it!

hello, it's 2016, people don't have non-phone computers anymore

>not being able to seek though seems like a huge negative
What makes you think you wouldn't be able to seek? That makes no sense to me

What about audio?

Headphones? Even better, stop creaming on your phone and you won't need to worry about the bag.

Masturbation is a disease.

>2013
>MUH WINDOWS 8
>MUH DESKTOP IS DED MEME

>2016
>Less than 2% market share
>Down 30% in a year

Firefox is fucking nice and doesn't oversimplify shit, everything I need is where I need it when I need it.

Chrome is a meme imo

That was my point.

Oh I see, fell for the linux is bad meme so I didn't get the comparison

You mean porn...nothing wrong with masturbation my daughter. Jesus will not cry, that's not a sin.

If I'm gonna look at smut I actually switch to my phone

I like laying down and using something made to be one handed

>you masturbate at your computer. Fucking filthy. Does it not all ooze down on your hand and into your fore skin.

Also how do you clean up after yourself? What if you sploosh semen into your keyboard?

Maybe Linux users just aren't turboplebs who use pornhub?

>not using a porn metasearch
Fucking nudevista deleting my 500+ favourites which I'd just finished categorizing.

>if you're living with people you can be confident no one's going to want to walk into the bathroom while it's in use
What are you taking so long on the toilet, son? I need to take a dump!

Seriously, blocking the toilet is awful. [spoiler]I fap into a wastebin laid out with lots of paper, then wipe off the rest with a tissue.[/spoiler]

THIS
Albeit I don't do it exclusively on the shitter, I've been doing it since I first learned how to flick the bean.

Just grab a piece of paper and put it on top of your desk, how hard is that?

People are just too stupid to use something not pre installed on their phones

You need to be 18 years old to post here.

that's why I download my good shit with Ant Video or NetVideoHunter or Video DownloadHelper

If you live with someone (gf/wife/kids) it's hard to get alone time at the computer. Easier to jack it in the bathroom.

Who uses gnu/linux and visits pornhub of all places?

ever seen the surface dial. it has a future.

Remember this next time you hold someone else's phone.