Cats are technology. What configuration is your cat running at?
Release date: late 2003 Model: non-purebreed siamese cat Sleeps on a pillow next to my bed, goes to the toilet but can't flush, knows how to open doors, likes to play, likes to "talk", asks for food when he's hungry, usually 3 times a day.
Pros: Cute. Cute. Pretty blue eyes. Friendly, never scratches or bites
Cons: Is being a annoying fuck right now and won't let me sleep, so I have to result to shitposting till I fall asleep
Jack Peterson
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Colton Bell
Do you have sex with it?
Cooper Price
Cute kot user. I like the old models more too.
Landon Reed
2000, orange dominant calico Sleeps only where im sleeping Consumes shitloads of water
Pros: >purrs alot >kitten meows >gives hugs
Cons: >diabetic >bad breath >greasy >dying
Christian Miller
>model with flashlight eyes Wew, even Apple doesn't have anything like that to offer.
Lucas Jenkins
10/10
Rusty old bugger, I like it!
Sad to hear he's not doing well, but you know there are house cats over 20 years old.
Luke Lopez
2004, Tabby, eats a lot, is secretly a white nationalist.
Carson Ramirez
>even Apple
Parker Mitchell
Caet #2 2002, stanard tabby Incredibly clingy and has a fear of the microwave, meows on a delay, opens mouth, closes, then theres a muffled "eeeeeeee"
Pros: >insists on endless petting >fluffy as fuck >watches top gear with me
Cons: >bites alot >wont roll over, flips out when on his back >retarded
Jonathan Roberts
>eats a lot, is secretly a white nationalist T...trump-san?
Joseph Lopez
>meows on a delay, opens mouth, closes, then theres a muffled "eeeeeeee" Topkek, that's some funny shit!
Grayson Ramirez
inb4 OP is banned
William Sanders
Catetetete #3 2002, standard tabby Loud and in charge, puts bitches in their place
Cons: >insists on belly rubs, then claws your hands >extrem louds >like, many loud >4am, random loud meows right into the air vents
Cat 4 died two years ago due to kidney cancer, she was a cold hearted bitch, not to say i didnt love her, just her personality was avoidant Shes also why i hate my grandmother, who refused to let me use her car to bring her to the vet, so i sat with this cat for 18 hours, feeding her water with a medicine syringe, before she finally passed out and later died I would have preffered a vets euthanasia
Grayson Cooper
No worries user, using a 3G modem to shitpost. Dynamic IP and separate from my ISP.
Jaxson Brooks
CATURDAY!
Grayson Bennett
My girlfriend's cat must be a tabby because it looks exactly like these two.
Pros: She's fixed. She likes to watch us fuck.
Cons: She stares at my dick while I pee. She only drinks water form a running faucet.
Gabriel Scott
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Kevin Powell
>She likes to watch us fuck. Kinky
>it's under Pros Kinky
Owen Reyes
Are you retarded?
Jason Moore
Mildly
Joshua Kelly
He'll probably last forever, hes lost weight but it kinda stopped at a certain point, he still does normal cat stuff and doesnt seem to have any personality changes, but this happened like 8 years ago too, turned into skin and bones, and then got fat again
Its the most adorable thing ever
Tabby is any gray/black with stripes, dots or other basic patterns
William Robinson
That's good to hear.
Grayson Collins
No, are you?
Leo Parker
>She's fixed. You mean like, refurbished?
Jaxson Adams
>anything I don't like is white nationalist
that sure sounds intelligent
Colton Brooks
Who said something about not liking Trump or white nationalists?
Aiden Nelson
>Cats are technology. Yup, I'm in Sup Forums allright
Ian Cox
кoт thread?
>Release date: Q3 2010 >Model: Purebred alley-cat, probably mixed with some large breed, he's fucking huge >Features: Sleeps on a custom made bench (will post pics if anyone's interested) attached to a radiator/convector and stuffs his paws between ribs of it for extra heat input. Doesn't like water from the bowl, drinks exclusively running tap water
Pros: >doesn't shit outside of the litterbox >when he makes a sharp turn when running in the house his paws screech like car tyres, cute as hell >low maintenance >sleeps when we sleep
Cons: >doesn't like strangers >hates fireworks >killed my 37" CRT TV >he's so big he's graceful like a railway car full of coal
rate my setup
Henry Adams
9.9/10
would kot
Sebastian Sullivan
OH DO I WANT TO SEE THE BENCH I DO I DO I DO
He's so big!
Jace Bell
Dude, sure you didn't accidentally stumble upon a runaway tiger?
Ryder Butler
with the blanket and without
2.5mm cold rolled steel cut on a CO2 laser. Some scrap tubing of unknown origin. Powdercoated, white color to match the convector/radiator, rough matte finish, almost hammer-like but finer (don't remember what it was called, but Du Pont brand)
Webbing from white nylon stap I had laying around.
Dominic Edwards
sorry I didn't took the picture of how it is attached but I would have to take a small shelf that's over the convector to take it off.
It's a long hook over the input tube of the convector
Thomas Taylor
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Alexander Smith
if I take him away, will you die?
Lincoln Ramirez
>having a pet that doesn't give a shit about you except for food and heat Cat owners truly are the biggest cucks
Isaiah Watson
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James Walker
Stay butthurt. My kot is sleeping by my side right now, rubbing his face against my arm.
Jace Cook
I'm running 3x atm.
A 2012 Birman, 2013 Russian blue and a 2014 Norwegian Forestcat >1 Pros: >Loves to cuddle >Cute >CUTE >Sleeps all day Cons: >Throws up a lot >Sticky hair >Demands attention too much
>2 Pros: >Always happy >Vocal >Loves pats and attention >Sleeps under blanket and keeps you warm in the winter Cons: >Eats a lot >Very clingy when you don't want her to be >Fights the other cats
>3 Pros: >Randomly comes over to purr in your face >Low maintenance >Vocal >Plays nice with the dog Cons: >'Randomly' can also mean at 3AM >Doesn't play nice with the other editions >Eats headphone cables >Usually wants to play/cuddle after she takes a shit >Calls for the pack at 2AM >Only cuddles for 5 minutes >Generally impatient
Nathaniel Morris
>being this buttmad that no one loves you
Stay pathetic, loser.
Jayden Gomez
Ket stats: Purchase Date: March 2016, approximately Molde: No idea Sleeps on my bed, or perches on top of my computer while I shitpost.
Pros: Cute as all fuck Always makes lil' trill noises to say hello Is really playful and doesn't ever go too hard with bites or scratches to break the skin Lets you pet him anywhere, any time, no belly rub death-scratch reactions. Un-catlike chill.
Cons: Knocks anything off of any surface Knows what he's not supposed to do and does exactly that when you don't pay attention to him One time I had a flash drive with a key-ring in it on my desk and he bit it by the key ring and bolted under the couch. It's still under there
Liam Scott
>having a retarded animal (dog) which you can punch their face and they'll run after you wanting to lick your ass like nothing happened.
I prefer an inteligent animal instead of a beast who only know how to shake his tail.
FUCK OFF.
Owen Hill
Rate my cat setup. Maine coon and rag doll mix. More upon request
Ayden White
I love my ket, man.
Adrian Williams
Release date: Unknown. Found at a cat recycling center over 10 years ago Model: Unknown. Maine Coon marking is the only indication of its model
Pros: Has ran forever with no updates or viruses
Cons: literally none
Evan Roberts
>get ikea cat >reassemble it without reading the manual and this is the result
His skull is easily twice the size of a regular adult cat. Peak mass was 9.7, so not maine-coon size but still
Kevin Ortiz
Good, it got what it deserved.
Brayden King
rude
Colton Thompson
Release date: Uncertain, secondhand gift Model: Generic tabby
Pros: >Generally adorable >Used to be very affectionate; fell out window in apartment and was gone for two weeks, then came back and now is even more loving. I think she realized how good she has it here >Very talkative - usually responds when spoken to
Cons: >Sometimes glitches out, see pic related - uncertain if hardware or software >Freaks the hell out and starts screaming at me when I load/unload the dishwasher
Angel Torres
very cute
Zachary Morales
Do any of you guys have signal problems when you put a piece of tinfoil on your kots forehead?
Juan Morris
Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.
Cons: >Alarm clock on weekends >Wants pets at the worst times
Angel Barnes
Shit Pic, heres a better one
Connor Rogers
>Release date: Q3 2010 >Model: American shorthair/unknown breed (large black cat) >Features: Trained mouser, cold as ice, has intimidated a 50kg rottweiler for years
>Pros: Likes to hang out Easy to entertain One of the most silent cats I've met Beautiful fur patterns
>Cons: Bites and scratches anyone who doesn't know how to pet him properly Attention whore Likes to molest me while I'm sleeping (he's stuck his paw in my mouth several times among other weird things)
Ethan Morales
very nice color
Asher Taylor
Such a cute cat 10/10
Nicholas Cooper
Also sells wares if you have coin
Isaiah Brown
Have a kitten pic.
Xavier Hill
Look, user
I like you. You seem like a pretty cool guy. So I'm going to go ahead and give you one last chance to redeem yourself.
Best thread on Sup Forums over a long time... and it's not even about actual technology kek
Ryan Thompson
forgot picture rip
Jose Stewart
anyone have a siberian cat?
Lincoln Ross
1996 model stray
Pros: Sleepy as fuck Cuddly as fuck Total bro for almost 21 years
Cons: Kinda arthritic Meows loud as fuck when he's hungry Has drool that will seep through infinite layers of clothing
Xavier Diaz
Looks like a miniature lion.
Nathan Watson
My cat was euthanized few months ago. She was 19 years old. I'm still crying over it.
Ryder Lopez
do you live in trump tower? are you barron trump?
pic is my cat a couple years ago after i got her spayed.
Joseph Moore
>1996 model stray Holy balls user, older than most dildoheads on Sup Forums
Adam Hernandez
My cat hates those cones
Julian Gonzalez
>Release Q4 2015 >Pros Very Affectionate Loves me more than anyone else Gives zero fucks about what you do to him once he knows you Greets me after work Mostly chill wants to take naps with you Talkative "Special" >Cons Clingy (follows me everywhere when he wants me for something) Knows how to piss me off and get my attention Doesn't seem to understand balance (unknowingly falls off everything) "Special"
Gabriel Lewis
Yeah, but they can be necessary some times. After I got my cat spayed, I opted not to get the cone. Few days after that, she had opened up her sutures a bit. I took her back and bought a cone...
Nathan Cooper
Sexy new tech
Matthew Perry
Mine has a bug, she would sleep inside the box
Asher Scott
Feels bro, hope it gets better, if you ever find a cat looking for a home, take him/her in, your cat would have wanted it.
Tyler Jackson
If we own kots now, we've probably owned kots in the past. It's okay to post pictures of our fallen friends.
Pictured: Trouble, fallen friend
Josiah Bell
Where can I find a cat for cheap? Most adoption places wants to come into your house and I think that's bullshit. It's a cat, not a kid.
Evan Lopez
*Won't
Colton Moore
Made in 2009, never really looked into the model. Its harddrive is fucked or something, its really stupid.
Juan Green
Craiglist
Jacob Cruz
>Release year Around 2006 or so, she was a stray
>Model Calico
>Pros Doesn't give a fuck what you do with her as long as it's not touching her legs or lower belly Lazy as shit Adorable Doesn't scratch unless you play with her, never bites Lays down in funny positions
>Cons Has diabetes, needs to be shot up twice a day Annoying when hungry Can fuck you up with her claws
Eli Williams
I had to put my cat down before Christmas. The light in my heart has gone out.
Joshua Barnes
>doesn't know cats are the same as kids...
neck yourself you literal faggot
Daniel Diaz
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Joshua Collins
Craigslist/gutters
Owen Ortiz
> Most adoption places wants to come into your house and I think that's bullshit. It's not bullshit. They really want to make sure the animal will have a decent living conditions
Austin Kelly
>Feels bro, hope it gets better, if you ever find a cat looking for a home, take him/her in, your cat would have wanted it. I will. I took her to the vet myself and waited while they euthanized her. Then they gave it to me in a box so I can take it home and bury it. It hurt so much I can't begin to explain it. The cat was always around me and purred every time I petted her.
Ugh.
Juan Thompson
can't find pictures of previous kitty heres old puppers, while I size down picture of current klitty
Ian Mitchell
delet
Hunter Howard
Thanks, Skwisgaar
Dylan Davis
Died early december.
Jacob Reed
man. aprox late mid 2015
PRO: occasionally not psychotic fluffy warm 17 inch long tail
CON: can be an asshole sharp claws diabetic
Charles Ortiz
RIP everyones fallen friends, be it through age or illness. I know I won't forget my cat brothers and cat sisters
I don't know if anyone can know true pain until they have to willingly end their friends life without being able to convey to them that they're sick