Cats

Cats are technology.
What configuration is your cat running at?

Release date: late 2003
Model: non-purebreed siamese cat
Sleeps on a pillow next to my bed, goes to the toilet but can't flush, knows how to open doors, likes to play, likes to "talk", asks for food when he's hungry, usually 3 times a day.

Pros:
Cute.
Cute.
Pretty blue eyes.
Friendly, never scratches or bites

Cons:
Is being a annoying fuck right now and won't let me sleep, so I have to result to shitposting till I fall asleep

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Do you have sex with it?

Cute kot user. I like the old models more too.

2000, orange dominant calico
Sleeps only where im sleeping
Consumes shitloads of water

Pros:
>purrs alot
>kitten meows
>gives hugs

Cons:
>diabetic
>bad breath
>greasy
>dying

>model with flashlight eyes
Wew, even Apple doesn't have anything like that to offer.

10/10

Rusty old bugger, I like it!

Sad to hear he's not doing well, but you know there are house cats over 20 years old.

2004, Tabby, eats a lot, is secretly a white nationalist.

>even Apple

Caet #2
2002, stanard tabby
Incredibly clingy and has a fear of the microwave, meows on a delay, opens mouth, closes, then theres a muffled "eeeeeeee"

Pros:
>insists on endless petting
>fluffy as fuck
>watches top gear with me

Cons:
>bites alot
>wont roll over, flips out when on his back
>retarded

>eats a lot, is secretly a white nationalist
T...trump-san?

>meows on a delay, opens mouth, closes, then theres a muffled "eeeeeeee"
Topkek, that's some funny shit!

inb4 OP is banned

Catetetete #3
2002, standard tabby
Loud and in charge, puts bitches in their place

Pros:
>fluffy
>attention sponge
>always perfectly groomed

Cons:
>insists on belly rubs, then claws your hands
>extrem louds
>like, many loud
>4am, random loud meows right into the air vents

Cat 4 died two years ago due to kidney cancer, she was a cold hearted bitch, not to say i didnt love her, just her personality was avoidant
Shes also why i hate my grandmother, who refused to let me use her car to bring her to the vet, so i sat with this cat for 18 hours, feeding her water with a medicine syringe, before she finally passed out and later died
I would have preffered a vets euthanasia

No worries user, using a 3G modem to shitpost. Dynamic IP and separate from my ISP.

CATURDAY!

My girlfriend's cat must be a tabby because it looks exactly like these two.

Pros:
She's fixed.
She likes to watch us fuck.

Cons:
She stares at my dick while I pee.
She only drinks water form a running faucet.

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>She likes to watch us fuck.
Kinky

>it's under Pros
Kinky

Are you retarded?

Mildly

He'll probably last forever, hes lost weight but it kinda stopped at a certain point, he still does normal cat stuff and doesnt seem to have any personality changes, but this happened like 8 years ago too, turned into skin and bones, and then got fat again

Its the most adorable thing ever

Tabby is any gray/black with stripes, dots or other basic patterns

That's good to hear.

No, are you?

>She's fixed.
You mean like, refurbished?

>anything I don't like is white nationalist

that sure sounds intelligent

Who said something about not liking Trump or white nationalists?

>Cats are technology.
Yup, I'm in Sup Forums allright

кoт thread?

>Release date:
Q3 2010
>Model:
Purebred alley-cat, probably mixed with some large breed, he's fucking huge
>Features:
Sleeps on a custom made bench (will post pics if anyone's interested) attached to a radiator/convector and stuffs his paws between ribs of it for extra heat input.
Doesn't like water from the bowl, drinks exclusively running tap water

Pros:
>doesn't shit outside of the litterbox
>when he makes a sharp turn when running in the house his paws screech like car tyres, cute as hell
>low maintenance
>sleeps when we sleep

Cons:
>doesn't like strangers
>hates fireworks
>killed my 37" CRT TV
>he's so big he's graceful like a railway car full of coal


rate my setup

9.9/10

would kot

OH DO I WANT TO SEE THE BENCH I DO I DO I DO

He's so big!

Dude, sure you didn't accidentally stumble upon a runaway tiger?

with the blanket and without

2.5mm cold rolled steel cut on a CO2 laser.
Some scrap tubing of unknown origin.
Powdercoated, white color to match the convector/radiator, rough matte finish, almost hammer-like but finer (don't remember what it was called, but Du Pont brand)

Webbing from white nylon stap I had laying around.

sorry I didn't took the picture of how it is attached but I would have to take a small shelf that's over the convector to take it off.

It's a long hook over the input tube of the convector

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if I take him away, will you die?

>having a pet that doesn't give a shit about you except for food and heat
Cat owners truly are the biggest cucks

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Stay butthurt. My kot is sleeping by my side right now, rubbing his face against my arm.

I'm running 3x atm.

A 2012 Birman, 2013 Russian blue and a 2014 Norwegian Forestcat
>1
Pros:
>Loves to cuddle
>Cute
>CUTE
>Sleeps all day
Cons:
>Throws up a lot
>Sticky hair
>Demands attention too much

>2
Pros:
>Always happy
>Vocal
>Loves pats and attention
>Sleeps under blanket and keeps you warm in the winter
Cons:
>Eats a lot
>Very clingy when you don't want her to be
>Fights the other cats

>3
Pros:
>Randomly comes over to purr in your face
>Low maintenance
>Vocal
>Plays nice with the dog
Cons:
>'Randomly' can also mean at 3AM
>Doesn't play nice with the other editions
>Eats headphone cables
>Usually wants to play/cuddle after she takes a shit
>Calls for the pack at 2AM
>Only cuddles for 5 minutes
>Generally impatient

>being this buttmad that no one loves you

Stay pathetic, loser.

Ket stats:
Purchase Date: March 2016, approximately
Molde: No idea
Sleeps on my bed, or perches on top of my computer while I shitpost.

Pros:
Cute as all fuck
Always makes lil' trill noises to say hello
Is really playful and doesn't ever go too hard with bites or scratches to break the skin
Lets you pet him anywhere, any time, no belly rub death-scratch reactions. Un-catlike chill.

Cons:
Knocks anything off of any surface
Knows what he's not supposed to do and does exactly that when you don't pay attention to him
One time I had a flash drive with a key-ring in it on my desk and he bit it by the key ring and bolted under the couch. It's still under there

>having a retarded animal (dog) which you can punch their face and they'll run after you wanting to lick your ass like nothing happened.

I prefer an inteligent animal instead of a beast who only know how to shake his tail.

FUCK OFF.

Rate my cat setup. Maine coon and rag doll mix. More upon request

I love my ket, man.

Release date: Unknown. Found at a cat recycling center over 10 years ago
Model: Unknown. Maine Coon marking is the only indication of its model

Pros: Has ran forever with no updates or viruses

Cons: literally none

>get ikea cat
>reassemble it without reading the manual
and this is the result

TOPKEK

My cat is dead.

it would be extremely lonely

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Literary can't find a single shitty config/setup.

hes a big kot

yeah he's large.

His skull is easily twice the size of a regular adult cat.
Peak mass was 9.7, so not maine-coon size but still

Good, it got what it deserved.

rude

Release date: Uncertain, secondhand gift
Model: Generic tabby

Pros:
>Generally adorable
>Used to be very affectionate; fell out window in apartment and was gone for two weeks, then came back and now is even more loving. I think she realized how good she has it here
>Very talkative - usually responds when spoken to

Cons:
>Sometimes glitches out, see pic related - uncertain if hardware or software
>Freaks the hell out and starts screaming at me when I load/unload the dishwasher

very cute

Do any of you guys have signal problems when you put a piece of tinfoil on your kots forehead?

Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

Release Date: 2007
Model: Money Cat

Pros:
>Alarm clock
>Good Mouser
>Affectionate
>Smart
>Little
>Double pawed ninja

Cons:
>Alarm clock on weekends
>Wants pets at the worst times

Shit Pic, heres a better one

>Release date:
Q3 2010
>Model:
American shorthair/unknown breed (large black cat)
>Features:
Trained mouser, cold as ice, has intimidated a 50kg rottweiler for years

>Pros:
Likes to hang out
Easy to entertain
One of the most silent cats I've met
Beautiful fur patterns

>Cons:
Bites and scratches anyone who doesn't know how to pet him properly
Attention whore
Likes to molest me while I'm sleeping (he's stuck his paw in my mouth several times among other weird things)

very nice color

Such a cute cat 10/10

Also sells wares if you have coin

Have a kitten pic.

Look, user

I like you. You seem like a pretty cool guy. So I'm going to go ahead and give you one last chance to redeem yourself.

Best picture of my kot I could find.

Release Date: 2009
Pros: Moe
Cons: Constantly needs attention

Mostly just a pampas self centered jack ass.

Best thread on Sup Forums over a long time... and it's not even about actual technology kek

forgot picture rip

anyone have a siberian cat?

1996 model stray

Pros:
Sleepy as fuck
Cuddly as fuck
Total bro for almost 21 years

Cons:
Kinda arthritic
Meows loud as fuck when he's hungry
Has drool that will seep through infinite layers of clothing

Looks like a miniature lion.

My cat was euthanized few months ago. She was 19 years old. I'm still crying over it.

do you live in trump tower? are you barron trump?

pic is my cat a couple years ago after i got her spayed.

>1996 model stray
Holy balls user, older than most dildoheads on Sup Forums

My cat hates those cones

>Release
Q4 2015
>Pros
Very Affectionate
Loves me more than anyone else
Gives zero fucks about what you do to him once he knows you
Greets me after work
Mostly chill wants to take naps with you
Talkative
"Special"
>Cons
Clingy (follows me everywhere when he wants me for something)
Knows how to piss me off and get my attention
Doesn't seem to understand balance (unknowingly falls off everything)
"Special"

Yeah, but they can be necessary some times. After I got my cat spayed, I opted not to get the cone. Few days after that, she had opened up her sutures a bit. I took her back and bought a cone...

Sexy new tech

Mine has a bug, she would sleep inside the box

Feels bro, hope it gets better, if you ever find a cat looking for a home, take him/her in, your cat would have wanted it.

If we own kots now, we've probably owned kots in the past. It's okay to post pictures of our fallen friends.

Pictured: Trouble, fallen friend

Where can I find a cat for cheap? Most adoption places wants to come into your house and I think that's bullshit. It's a cat, not a kid.

*Won't

Made in 2009, never really looked into the model. Its harddrive is fucked or something, its really stupid.

Craiglist

>Release year
Around 2006 or so, she was a stray

>Model
Calico

>Pros
Doesn't give a fuck what you do with her as long as it's not touching her legs or lower belly
Lazy as shit
Adorable
Doesn't scratch unless you play with her, never bites
Lays down in funny positions

>Cons
Has diabetes, needs to be shot up twice a day
Annoying when hungry
Can fuck you up with her claws

I had to put my cat down before Christmas. The light in my heart has gone out.

>doesn't know cats are the same as kids...

neck yourself you literal faggot

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Craigslist/gutters

> Most adoption places wants to come into your house and I think that's bullshit.
It's not bullshit. They really want to make sure the animal will have a decent living conditions

>Feels bro, hope it gets better, if you ever find a cat looking for a home, take him/her in, your cat would have wanted it.
I will.
I took her to the vet myself and waited while they euthanized her. Then they gave it to me in a box so I can take it home and bury it. It hurt so much I can't begin to explain it. The cat was always around me and purred every time I petted her.

Ugh.

can't find pictures of previous kitty heres old puppers, while I size down picture of current klitty

delet

Thanks, Skwisgaar

Died early december.

man. aprox late mid 2015

PRO:
occasionally not psychotic
fluffy warm
17 inch long tail

CON:
can be an asshole
sharp claws
diabetic

RIP everyones fallen friends, be it through age or illness. I know I won't forget my cat brothers and cat sisters

I don't know if anyone can know true pain until they have to willingly end their friends life without being able to convey to them that they're sick