PC powers on in the middle of the night

>PC powers on in the middle of the night

Probably a bad instal desu senpai.

>inb4 m'NSA

Mine did this once so I sperged out and hit it with a hammer. Seemed to fix the problem.

just a windows feature

What do they mean by this

Mine would always do that if i had wake on LAN on. both windows and OSX do it.

>brain powers on in the middle of the night

O-okay

>WE

Look up what causes that error, and make sure to keep whatever it is broken.

Do this shit actually happen or is just memeing?

Made it back

>Chrome broken
:D:D:D:DDDXDXDXDDDDDD

Good, don't use the botnet
You have good luck for errors

Nothing of value was lost, install firefox

that font smoothing

>Fans start blowing without PC turning on.

Some of you guys are okay. Don't install windows tomorrow

>Fans turn on AFTER CPU usage goes down

This always confuses me.

Goodbye, windows.

>PC powers on in the middle of the night
>Windows is installing updates
>Updates failed
>rolling back changes

>he doesn't use a surge protector to physically remove power to his computer

>plug laptop in
>it immediately gives you a BSOD saying it ran out of power

>Desktop suddenly refreshes

>use old laptop a week ago
>it still works perfectly
>use it today
>won't even boot
Every time I try to install Gentoo on something, some bullshit like this stops me from doing it.

I've always had this problem with Windows. Seriously, how hard is it to just make a computer sleep until it's explicitly woken up? No combination of settings seem to reliably fix the problem.

>He has to restrain his computer to keep it from raping his asshole

Disable sleep OR hibernation. Make it so only one of them will happen.
Or you could just shut down your PC at night. I do that and flick the switch on my PSU to prevent power surges from doing anything to it. Yes I have a UPS, but shit happens.

Turn off "power on by keyboard" or "power on by mouse" or similar shit in your BIOS.

I shit you not, my friend had this turned on, and the computer turned on when he turned on his TV, or randomly during the day. Probably static discharge.

>fans don't spunky until several seconds after the PC is on

...

Meant spub
>wake PC from sleep mode
>be on the desktop
>look inside PC case
>CPU fan isn't moving
>2 seconds later it kicks on

>put pc into sleep mode
>instantly wakes up a few seconds later

That doesnt mean CPU stops heating, and that it reaches the treshold after lowering the cpu usage.

Are you guys clinically retarded?

CPU never stops heating

Remember fellow goys to turn off your router when you go to sleep.

It does happen if you have wake on lan or automatic startup enabled.

Every fucking time, I just disabled it after failing to fix it over the course of 6 hours

>sleep computer
>go to sleep
>wake up in morning
>computer is awake

> Want to search for a file
> "Try Cortana, your new personal assistant"

>downloading gta v overnight with shit internet
>set power management to never shutoff and only shutoff display after 10 minutes
>download mouse jiggler program that just jiggles mouse every 2 seconds to keep windows awake
>check after 30 minutes and still downloading so im good and go to bed
>wake up
>pc is still on (thank god)
>go to move mouse
>log in screen
>wtf
>log in
>only 17% downloaded

Not gonna lie I almost fucking snapped

That's what you get for having shit internet and shit taste in games

uhhh ok...

>Malware plays a screamer at random

>cmd opens for a split second

>find out one drive has been storing your pictures for over a year without realizing

>pc user name changes to your real name and you haven't linked any accounts to your pc

>he doesn't have a torrent box

Yes! I spotted a new one of these pics, have more?

>listening to some video at lowered volume on YouTube.
>Antivirus screams out that the 'database has been updated'
>Tfw deaf

Reverse image search on Jewgle gives me 4 different versions on first glance.

Easy Mode:
>PC powers on in the middle of the night, you just installed windows 10 earlier that night.
Hard Mode:
>PC powers on in the middle of the night, you run windows 7, you think you disabled automatic updates?
Nightmare Mode:
>PC powers on in the middle of the night, you run Linux.
Dante must Die Mode:
>PC powers on in the middle of the night, you run open BIOS, firmware on FOSS hardware while using a hardened kernel. You always hard-airgap your machine before you sleep :(

cock never stops beating

>screen goes black for no reason suddenly
>have to turn it back on
w̉ͤͨ̀̈͑͝h̲̓ͤa͕͔̱ͪ̐̋͞t͔̲͉̔͑̎ͬ̽̊ ̎͆̂ͦͨd̻̻̞͊i̧͇̙̗̞̻̭̭̔̒̚d̶͙̽͋̚ͅ ț̴ͨ̈́ͨ̾̃͝h̛̳̟̯̬̣̄̿ͅe̶͎̝͕̯͒͆ͫ͂y͇̰͙̲̬̏ ̴̦̗͎̬̖̖̜͚ͮ͛͢mͨͨ͆͗̆̈͐҉̖̻͈̬͞e͖̣̘̖͛̄͟a̽̅̆ͧ͌̍͂͆̔҉̘̗͎͔̖̝̝͢͝n̡̲͇͚̼͈͐̀̇̓̐̄̈̚͟͠ͅ b̶̢̯̘̯̼͍̥̎͋̔̃͟͠ŷ̷̶͓̯͇̖̪͎̩̮̹͓̪̗̬͖̼̞ͣ͆̔̽̐ͯ͌͘̕ͅ ̸̴͍̖̗̹̪̤͓̺͕̻̻̮̰̺͈́ͦ̿͑͆̍͒͛̒̔ͤ̏̍̕͜t̛͈͎̥̹̩̪̬͊ͩ̔̈͝ͅh̷̷͚̪͈͔̺̬ͤͧ̌ͭ̎ͫ͗͊ͪ͗̾̅͒͟į̵̢̨̪̮̙̗̓̋̐͊̅͂̽̇͛̐̆̒ͨ̍̊͒͡s̵̰̪̫̖ͧ͂̓̕͜͜

NSA and FBI

ooh those are the most annoying cunt shit ever

i accidentally managed to download a virus once that immediately spread and started playing a screamer while saying that torrenting is illegal, i had to format everything

The northern brothers?

>turning your pc off at night

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bump

>desktop shortcuts and files start copying themselves