What does the triangle do?

What does the triangle do?

it gives you more fps

Making this shit even more edgy

fucks your mom

Watches you, it's the iluminature

So you can see the cooling fan.

What the christ is this ugly thing

it's the PREDATOR

Triangle stuff.

We can all judge what's bad about this thing.

What's good about it?

It's an exponential polygon multiplier which makes games transcend reality.

1. you press the small triangle
2. large triangle opens
3. you put in hot pockets
4. it cooks it for ya

Well, it proves you can do anything if you put your heart to it.

For the low, low price of $9000

That's actually quite beautiful.

I'm interested what is it?

That's pretty uncompromising. I'd rather buy a car instead though.

It lets you unleash the power of the Pyramid.

Mobile desktop that shits on actual desktops performance wise
With its current specs, and current tech trends, probably won't need to be upgraded for 7+ years.
You will be the king of LAN parties and every cs sloot (and effeminate Asian boy) will drop their panties for you
Lugging it everywhere every day will make you stronger
It can probably stop a few bullets

>implying it will actually last for 7+ years and the components won't just burn out after 3 years

in case of temperature emergency, break glass

Why the fuck would anyone buy this? You could build a better mini atx PC for half the price and probably half the weight

>3 years
More like 3 months

You can shitpost on Sup Forums with it.

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>20 pounds

B-but it doesn't have a screen and the keyboard and

underrated

It has a normal keyboard layout

>Four speakears and two subwoofers
yet $50 earpods will still sound better

Holy fuck, this thing is about as heavy as my bicycle.

so does no one actually know what it does?

it's the fucking mouse touchpad you fucking moron

How many units will this sell to actual customers and not reviewers? 10? 20?

Why does it need two? Doesn't look very usable.

This.

For fuck sake can you imagine anybody actually seeing you with that shit? It's like pulling up to your job interview in a civic with a fart can

I guess -talking out of my ass here- if this terrible thing is made ad-hoc (and it should), one sale should be enough to justify expenses, and there are too many people with too much money around.

> buy a product made for "maneuverability"
> is the same size as a house
> look so beta
> cost more than a desktop
> average life 3 years before burnout

Why the fuck do people still buy this shit?

Because there's a lot of dumbasses in this world.

Look at alienware - most of their 15" models have the same hardware and cost more or less the same as a razer blade, and yet they're still in business despite the blade not looking retarded

The triangle is a hologram emitter for cortana