On a scale of 1 to HYPE

On a scale of 1 to HYPE,
how hyped are you?

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vaporware

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About what???

>clitmouse not in the centre of the keyboard

have those chucklefucks ever actually use a clitmouse before?

GPD don't make vaporware. They actually shipped the GPD Win on time.

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About the upcoming GPD Pocket

>showing off that it's an awkward half size between actual keyboard and chiclet thumbpad

It's cute.

But the pillarboxing shit is kindof infuriating.

1.25. It looks ok, but i already have a laptop and I dont need a UMPC type device right now.

Who is this thing aimed at?

who is any of their products aimed at?

Geeks who have the money spare to fund their kickstarter and want a cute gadget

>buy tablet with non-removable keyboard attachment
>omg I'm such a geek notice me pham

Noticed

>that trackpoint placement
Oh I sure wish my girlfriend had her clitoris ten centimeters up her asshole

MAKE IT IN BLACK.

> Oh I sure wish my girlfriend had her clitoris ten centimeters up her asshole

My "girl"friend has her clitoris 10 cm up in her asshole btw.

ty senpai

Linux compatible? I'd only use Windows to play VNs

Comes with Windows or Ubuntu

That's not my question, is the bootloader unlocked and I can install my own shit on it?

Does it work with coreboot?

How do they call it and how much money do they want for it?

WTF kind of question is that? Go ask Intel.

How the FUCK would one use that trackpoint

Atom tablets/laptops are unlocked, but the linux drivers for the newer chips don't work half the time

That's why NOBODY taskes Linux seriously

>linux is at fault because intel and the other vendors don't provide drivers for absolute shit like wireless cards connected over the fucking sd card bus

Lenovo sales rep u suck. Get a new job.

Why is that keyboard so big?

Gpd just makes trash that breaks down in a month.

>oversized laptop
Is it made for fat people?

I'll probably back it, seems perfect for note taking and email/web

>They should cater to my needs.

They're a business
If they want more happy customers that is exactly what they do

vaporwares the thread

What is that?

I'll be excited when I see a working model and not shitty renders.

A solid H

>2.5 hours battery life

GPD has yet to make a device with keyboard for thumb typing and 4G LTE

Only the Pyra wins in this regard

That said, I will buy this if it's cooled better than the GPD win.

I'm still waiting to see PGS hardware. If it's fake, I'll get a GPD product.

I'd be there on day 1 but that would just be cucking myself given GPD's track record.

Man this thing is CUTE!

TOO FUCKING SMALL

Me

That's definitely not coming out

This is what I'm thinking, but whatever, I'll give it six months. It's a shame, the concept is super cool.

i would normally be excited about this but right now I'm in the 5 month waiting period for getting my GPD Win repaired and sent back to me and I don't want to go through that again for this. plus the clitpoint is in an unusable place.

where did the scroll button go?

>literally just a netbook

No thanks

Jolicloud team member here. Netbooks were awesome.

>cutesy badly executed neckbeard shit to put next to figurines in battlestation threads

kys fucking retard

its just a tiny netbook running Vindoos 10.

>nu-Sup Forums is literally too young to remember UMPCs

Is there any hope left?

If you look at the concept renders you will realize that there is absolutely no explantation on how the display slider is supposed to work.

Not even the render works, there will never be a prototype.

I'll just wait for the proper surface phone.
If it has this x86 emulation, that is.

its actually in a better position since you have 2 thumbs available when typing

>having to reinvent the wheel
Literally what is wrong with the 1000s of NICs available already?

I'd buy it if it's close to the price of the win, if not lower.
Also make it in black.

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> Intel atom

No thanks> I would rather buy a surface

looks neat, can I Put linux on it?