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Donglebook BTFO

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Thickpad BTFO

>wifi cable
thanks im gonna use this to piss off dudes in the it dept

what is the yellow cable for?

wifi

>FUSHITSU

apple rekt

Only of the Asian variety.

But can you put it in both ways?

why would you need to plug internet in, that doesn't even make sense.

Thick laptops feel nicer, and you don't even need a Thinkpad to avoid the Apple clusterfuck.

Thicc laptops are my fetish

Yes, but only once.

Muh thin

I don't see why a laptop needs to be thin myself

So that they can fit in their girly bags.

>sacrifice features in order to be thin as shit
>just so manlets and losers are able to carry them around without help
lel

It's lewd to put the male into the female

Sexist CS majors

>tfw college student with 3 textbooks and 3 notebooks so only appleshit will fit in backpack

>hmmm, should I buy a bigger backpack for $30, or a macbook for $1000? gee willickers

Delete this

Can't find a bigger backpack.

[spoiler]And it's not like I'm paying for the laptop[/spoiler]

>ITT: things macbook can't do

vim

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A yellow cable lmao, fucking autists

>Being autistic enough to give two fucks what the color of the ethernet cable is
And you wanna claim he's autistic? Maybe you should look into the mirror

a yellow cable lmao

i bet none of his ethernet cables match

i bet some are tangled

deplorable

>i don't see why portable computers should have maximal portability

Don't you have change on the floor at your local walmart to count to soothe your autism?

>FUSHITSU

Whats wrong with yellow?

My X220 is gonna arrive tomorrow. I'm super hyped about it.

but mac os comes with vim

jesus. what do you use? blue?

STFU

If you didn't carry mobile PC back in the 80's, you don't have the right to talk

>pic fucking related

>piling up garbage like some dioegenes ill retard
typical snow chink

> He still takes notes on paper

Compare a Fagbook to a Thinkpad and think again. Portability has very little to do with portability. For a Fagbook I'd always need a seperate bag because muh expensive, such fragile but I can just throw my Thinkpad into my backpack with all the other stuff and not worry about it getting damaged.

>Portability has very little to do with portability.
I feel like a retard. Correction:
>Thickness has very little to do with portability.

This.
Mactoddlers BTFO.

>he doesnt have dual band 5ghz AC Wifi

That way you can save space, but it also removes the convenience of just taking the object you want without needing to move that whole other pile else where

How come 2,5-4cm and 2,5kg is not portable enough?

I carried that mother of brick of 8cm T H I C C and 7,5kg machine for 2,5km. It will kill your shoulders if you need to carry it any further.

Thinkpad X220 is very portable in comparison, even T60 is very portable. On the other hand pic related is very problematic because you can't fit this any of my bags or so.

i don't use cables for a laptop lmao (i have wifi and friends)

>I can just throw my Thinkpad into my backpack with all the other stuff and not worry about it getting damaged.
People do this with their Macbooks as well. Just because you act daintily around it doesn't mean it can't take it.

>Using commas for decimals
>Using metric
>Euros posting in an an American Japanese cartoon imageboard

Go back to /r/EUHugbox you fuck.

a macbook is all about design. that's why nobody who actually wants to use a laptop should never buy one. if the chassis is ruined, the whole thing is ruined. that's a fact for macbooks.

i miss him.....

I don't. He made it his life goal to cuck computer users

Cards expired anyways

putting it into a backpack won't ruin it though.

yeah tell yourself that all day long but if you set it down even once the corners will break

pls no bully ;__;

I haven't done any physics for a while so I can't remember how they went

>Having friends

It doesn't though, tripfag.

>16MP
compression was invented for a reason

>not using wireless wifi
what a faggot

god says. if the axe is dull man must be stronger

Where is his trip, autismo?

...

>fujitsu T904
this is the most absolute shittiest fucking laptop I've ever had to work on and use. I'd rather get fucked in the ass than use that dog shit piece of fuck

Yeah thing is though I don't see a .5" thick laptop being any more portable than one 4x that thick. thickness is just not much of a factor in my view.

Weight is, though.

Kinda but most laptops in production these days are fairly light. If your laptop weighs 3kg and you're not a manlet, it's as good as if it weighs 1kg.

You know it's the best business class laptop of 2015/16.
You can not say with a straight face the rubbish Lenovo has churned out is any better.

That's a t935, good sir. With 16gb of ram no less.

>You know it's the best business class laptop of 2015/16.
LOL
Japanese electronics are garbage and have been for a long time.

How else would you take math notes then?

damn dude, that T935 has seen rough times, huh?

>I'm poor
The post.

Just because you can't afford the $3000 price tag.
I went through a lot of effort in 2015, and for my needs, it is the single best sub 14 inch laptop. I had a lot of options on the table, many things to consider, it ticked more then any other.
My other consideration was a w541, but looking back, I would have fucking shot myself over that

what am I looking at? what is this?

Looks like a USB flashdrive zipped into bank card.

lol k
Plan on updating to a fully specced out T570 in a few months.

Fucking JewBerg and JewX use dongles for their software.

Wouldn't plugged internet be more secure though?

LaTeX?

Maybe he plugs his network in at 1 GB/s

Yes.

and lower latency.
and higher thoughput.
and it's not depending on how busy your neighbours are.

>i'm a manchild that never leaves his room

If you actually had a laptop in your backpack every day with 2 hours of commute, you'd like it to be light.

A girl's purse already weighs a ton. That extra few hundred grams you save on a memetop doesn't matter.

shut up tripfag

STFU

If you didn't truck your mobile PC back in the 50s you don't have a right to talk.

> truck
manlet detected :^)

>I don't see why a laptop needs to be thin myself

Marketing. Instead of doing the usual PC marketing technique of advertising useful bigger numbers (CPU speed, RAM, HDD etc.) Apple pushes pure form-over-function vanity shite.

>he doesn't have an ethernet port, or any other port for that matter

I did carry a 3.2kg one for about 3 years. Yes I'd like it to be light, but I also would like it to have all the features and connectivity I need. Plus, more powerful parts need beefier cooling systems, which take space. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
Yes, lightweight is great for carrying around, but when you start sacrificing basic features for that extra 1mm less, you know you went too far.

Hi Granpa ;^)