Mom is threatening to kick me out again

>Mom is threatening to kick me out again

IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN MAKE A LIVING FROM A MEME WEB DEVELOPMENT FRAMEWORK?

How do all those hipsters make $80k/yr with full benefits for working with react and node.js? Can I become one of them?

lawyer up
hit the gym
hit your mom

Make a portfolio. Show your web applications by hosting them on heroku or something. Show people you can use react and node.js to make something and then apply for jobs.

This is a NEET board
Please fuck off

Which language/framework should I learn to make a living as soon as possible?

What is the best selling meme right now? Some python framework?

if you have to ask this you can't

there's no way to predict the next big thing, you monkey. if you want to try being another "code artisan", learn node.js and react like you said in the op

Node.js
Django
React.js
Angular1/2
Take your pick good luck OP

Rust/Rocket

Did you just call me a fucking monkey?

Django seems least painful of them, maybe node.js too

that's all you need? or that is on top of the core stuff? what is webdev core besides html5/xml?
should we also learn networking (protocols, headers, etc)

Dude, just become gay and become an escort. Every night you go out for a job just tell your mom you're discussing progress and redefining project requirements.

how the fuck should i know, i have a real job and not some hipster tier shit that will produce garbage that will get me fired in 2 years

1.) get at least aomewhat fit
2.) go work at a construction company as a laborer

All memeing aside this is your only hope right now or earning minimum wage in retail/fast food places.

You sound like a filthy neet who doesn't have a college degree and maybe not even a GED/high school diploma.

Your mom loves you but she will make you homeless for a year or two to teach you a lesson. I should know, mine did and I have no hatred toward her.

Get a shitty job at your local restaurant

I would simply not talk to her anymore.

I've been considering this for the last few weeks - to learn a lot about programming and cut her off when I finally make it big.

go weworkremotely.com
look at customer support remote options
they all pay pretty well, enough to live by yourself and not be a NEET

Pussy bitch.
>DUDE YOU KICKED ME OUT OF YOUR HOUSE, I BELONG HERE FOREVER, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, NOW I HAVE TO GET A REAL LIFE AND WILL POSSIBLY MEET A GIRL

you fucking retard. your mother is trying to improve your life because she loves you.

>moving out
>pay shit ton of bills
>be a constant wage slave

Nah

>Learn framework
>Put substantial projects on Github
>Goto meetsups and other circle jerks
>Apply

I hope this is a fucking joke you piece of shit

>I would simply not talk to her anymore.
She's your mom you dumbass, you don't just cut off connections with her unless you want to live extra depressed for the rest of your life.

>I've been considering this for the last few weeks - to learn a lot about programming and cut her off when I finally make it big.

>protip: you won't make it

Get fit and go into construction before you become homeless user, don't make it harder than it needs to be.

You retarded normies don't know she's treated me over the years.

>B-b-b-but she's your mom!

Maybe if you would have left HER home she could have treated you like a mother

Humor us

>go weworkremotely.com

Great, thank you user. I appreciate it.

>>moving out
I never said that, you can still live with mom until you save enough for down payment on a home or something. Chances are she will let you stay if she sees you are making income, maybe she won't even charge you the $200 - 400 parents charge to their kids once they get jobs.

>>be a constant wage slave
Well this is your only option right now, you won't be making another facebook/google anytime soon.

>Nah

Yet she still let you have a roof over your head and food in your belly you ungrateful cunt. Good are you even 18?

>Lol dude providing a roof over your head is all a mother is obligated to do! Physical and psychological abuse doesn't exist or harm children in their developmental stages xddd

kys

>DUDE I HATE BEING ABUSED BUT I STILL STAYED IN HER HOUSE EATING HER FOOD AND NEVER CALLED THE COPS

Gonna need examples here OP

>dude just leave the house as a teenager or younger lmao! it's so easy dude!

>DUDE THERE ISNT PROGRAMS IN PLACE FOR TEENS TO FIND A NEW HOME BY GOVERNMENTS

He doesn't have any.
He's a dumb cunt that probably tells his mom to fuck off when she asks him something while hes playing world of warcraft and wonders why she hates him

NEETs, you'll have to move out at some point, just deal with it

>wah mommy beat me for doing something stupid
>wah mommy made fun of me for being stupid
>wah mommy forgot to include the toy in my happy meal

>want to get a job
>dont want a fancy house or anything particulary expensive, so a middle class shit wage job will be perfect
>i am so lazy i cant be bothered phoning up to apply for work
one day i'll want something so much it'll overcome my laziness but by then it'll be too late

hey fucko unless you're harry potter get over yourself

Remember it's not about what you know but who you know.

>TEENS

I'll give you a job:

Your job is to give me the succ once a week

Starting pay 10/hr

I'll do it for free

I almost convinced my boss into letting me use Angular 2 for a new site we're starting but then he remembered I only make 65k not 80k so now I have to use PajeetVC.

sorry about your loss. your mommy just want you to be a big boy now so that she can ride the cock while your not on her basement.

If you want to be a NEET but work and keep all your money become a truck driver.

Google up a company called CRST they will pay for your bus ticket and hotel and you have 4 weeks to get your CDL study your ass off practice and note a fuck ton of notes and be ready for your tests and skill test. work for them for 1 year then make 66k-100k a year without no bills to pay and always live off the road with no bills.

save up your money after your shitty first year and buy a few houses and just live off rent money and go back to your neet habbits

I-i live in Canada...

Oh holy fuck I don't know why this is so underrated, kek'd for a solid minute user.

Jesus Christ what did your parents do to make you so fucking lazy. I've been working since the week I turned 16. My parents would not let me drive unless I got a job.

Canada sucks well you could sell mable syrip or look for paid CDL training in cucknada im sure they need drivers like crazy.

thanks senpaitachi

Go to university you faggot.

You likely have a mental illness, just go to a doctor and make him figure out what it is and then you might be able to get free university with a bit of extra money for stuff.

Then you just apply to a gov job with your degree and your mental illness and you get a job where you can browse Sup Forums while getting good pay and benefits.

>You likely have a mental illness

i work in every field you can think of.
majority of the ppl i worked with has huge trust issues, paranoia, most are on anti depressant and always say something undernear their breath because they are so insecured about themselves and have no idea where they are heading in life.

Nice site thanks

Holy fuck get over yourself dumbfuck. You're a fucking loser who does nothing but play games and browse imageboards. Learn a fucking marketable skill and learn to earn money. Your mommy isn't evil just because she wants you to grow the fuck up, get paid, fall in love, and have children. Or maybe you're a fedorafag and you call Sunday school abuse.

Get the fuck over yourself you entitled piece of shit, and stop acting like a Bernie donor.

Your mother loves you and if anything she's embarrassed to have a miserable fucking failure of a son in her home, and everyone close to the family knows it including you.

So man the hell up and get paid for crunching keys, or go work a blue collar job and learn to riff with grown men.

You're not 12 anymore, faggot.

If I can do it, you can too.

Shut up silverspoon faggot

This shit never hires NEETs.

There's no chance.

>fall in love, and have children.
The worst thing that can happens in your life
Why do parents wish such awful things to their kids...

go to the nearest starbucks and sell your body to macfags

No one hires NEETs
>gap in employment

I have locked this thread and issued you a infraction for necroing this dead thread.

You dun goofed.

You should've moved out when you were 18. Even with a low income you could rent a place. With stable income you could buy things you want and travel. Working also usually helps connecting with other people, ie making friends.

>move out at 18

Best way to stay poor.

Lol wtf. My mom lives in Ukraine, the poorest country in the world. I've moved to another country when I was 18. I'm poor in comparison to locals, yes. But don't you fucking think that if I would stayed with my mom I would be even poorer?

OOPS you picked wrong. Django is easily the lowest paid and in no way easier than any of the rest of them. Spend a weekend on codeschool or something. I'm not joking, any one of those are genuinely easy enough to pick up in like a month of your free time with another month to basically master on the level of most employed people. You only have to know enough to get past the interview and after you do enough of those you'll start hearing the same questions repeated. After that you can google every single problem you face.

Here, take this. It'll fill your github history with activity so it looks like you've been actively programming for years:

function wewlad() {
for i in {1..1000}; do
echo "fart" >> trash.txt;

local rDate=$(date -v-$((RANDOM%365))d -v$((RANDOM%23+1))H -v$((RANDOM%59+1))M -v$((RANDOM%59+1))S)

git add .;
echo "$rDate";
GIT_COMMITTER_DATE="$rDate" git commit --date "$rDate" -m "fuck you";
done

git push origin master;
}

This is fucked up.

Why do Americans kick their children out of the fucking house? It's completely fucking absurd to someone not American.

If my mom made me homeless I would never talk to her again.

That being said, I don't live with my mom. I live by myself.

Because american kids tell their mothers to go fuck themselves right before telling them to go make them another hot pocket

What did he mean by this

my sides

Because if they don't kick them out, they never leave

What a shitty parent you have

>tfw all the programming jobs are way out of your league

What's a good book to introduce yourself to MEAN and all this new shit if you're just a LAMP loser?

>How do all those hipsters make $80k/yr with full benefits for working with react and node.js
They live in big cities where tech jobs are in high demand.
I know because I don't live in those places and there are no such job offerings for 100 miles in any direction from me.

How does it feel to be unwanted and unloved, user?

She lets you stay under her roof for free and eat her food and you're the victim because she called you a selfish cunt?

Any civilized country would be disgusted treating your parents like shit.

I never said otherwise.

My comment was aimed towards when parents kick their children out of the house knowing that they will be homeless. That is fucked up.

>learn programming/know web designing/etc
>never have enough confidence to do something
>meanwhile people that don't know anything about web/programming have confidence up their ass

Why is there an inverse relationship between knowledge and confidence? REEEEEEEEEEEE

But a lot of people is already doing that shit.. how to stand out?

Also I want to make money online by ranking Amazon FBA items, ranking blogs, ranking youtube videos.. then get passive income. Fuck slaving as a codemonkey.

I don't know how to do enither of those beucase again, a lot of people is already doing it ranked on top of you with tons of views and likes and comments and shit which makes new videos imposible to rank.

>But a lot of people is already doing that shit.. how to stand out?

No people don't... Most people apply without showing any of their work. To stand out have at least one website showing some text and a picture at least

To stand out in anything you have to make a effort.

>tfw 2 smart 2 be hardworking
You brainlets have it easy.
You had to work hard as soon as you could hold a pencil, while I could sit on my ass and still score better than you so I had no reason to discipline myself.

Please be bait.

EASIEST WAY TO MAKE MONEY

>get a nice blazer and some basic dress pants with some nice shoes
>go to local university/art shop/hipster assembly
>advertise that you're making websites for artists and musicians
>do the first 3 or so free
>do them
>get those clients to spread the word
>add those websites to your portfolio
>start charging $300 for a website, $100 for a page, and $50 for maintenance and small changes
>rake in ez squarespace money

HIPSTERS HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY! They don't know HTML or CSS and they all want their shitty squarespace website to have their shitty spotify and soundcloud playlists embedded. A website takes like 6 hours to make and you get $300. Just adding a page you can do HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE within an hour.

DO IT! EZ MONEY EZ LIFE! Rip off HIPSTERS!

Check your -120 IQ privilege.

go mop the floor at the local walmart you useless piece of shit