Tfw even the TV is a botnet

>tfw even the TV is a botnet

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Embrace the internet of things, Luddite.

just turn it off

>You may turn off Viewing Data in the Settings Menu

>he bought a """smart""" TV
Literally just a TV with a bunch of useless features like Netflix and a built in web browser built in

>not having read 1984

Kys

It's hard to buy a TV that isn't """smart""" nowadays.

>implying that actually turns it off
You think Vizio is going to let some little fuck deny them dosh because he's concerned about his privacy? I bet the toggle does nothing.

Pretty sure it's easy not to connect it to the internet.

Dance for McDonald's you fucking faggot.

You think there's a cellular transmitter in that TV? Because there's no way in fucking hell I'll ever connect what should be a monitor to the internet

>if companies didn't get into this 'simplify the privacy policy meme' no one would ever give a fuck
interesting...

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Theres no way this is real. Burgers, what are you doing to your selves. I can't believe your TVs have commercials still much less commercials that force you to scream at them

it's not in effect right now
majority of patents aren't used anyways

>System for converting television commercials into interactive networked video games

google.com/patents/US8246454

Makes sense. I didn't think burgers were capable of the level of mobility the patent demonstrates.

This JIFF confuses me

i mean it's unfortunate the patent even exists, or that it's possible to patent such an action, but a lot of patents by major companies are just so other people can't use it

the entire patent industry is a disaster

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so dont buy a smart tv its a cheaper route anyway

>watching tv

Heh. I will say i'm always impressed by american toilet tech. Germans don't quite get how toilets work sadly

>not watching tv

what else is there to do?

>having a tv

They like to watch their own shit, hence their facination for Scat porn

You should try to go to France.
They still shit in a hole in the ground in the majority of the country.

Your knowledge about the french is a bit lacking brother.

It is a filthy country filled with lazy and narcissistic people.
There is trash in the streets, buildings are unkept and restaurants and highway bathrooms are all a hole in the floor.
At least it is free.
In Germany, you have to pay to shit in most places along the highway.
I have no plans to live in france to see if personal homes have a higher standard.
I just know that it is one of the worst places to go on vacation.

What the fuck?

>poo in the bidet

Your knowledge is very lacking brother. I have no desire to grant you wisdom.

German Superior Engineering

>narcissistic people
Seriously why are they so narcissistic? The spaniards are all jealous motherfuckers but the french are some of the cuntiest people you'll ever meet even more than italians.

Was a Parisian rude to you?